phersu

That's fine.

Hmm. Acceptable terms.

Hmmm. The reward is too low. We'd prefer to play for your panties.

Here I am. What's up?

Mhmm....morning Wanko. -Pets her head.-

Watashi mo!

Itadakimasu.

No, no, no, no, no..... Soul trading.

..... Railgun. Alright, last one. Promise.

What? No. The world. The galaxy. The universe. Everything.

Nah, it's unsigned. Also for humans.

The End.

Flatterer. But I do keep a soul contract in my wallet...

But no mention for the Yin-Wang? Come on, man. That took some genius.

Both are from Bakemonogatari. Shinobi Oshino is the vampire, Meme Oshino is the priest. I combine them. Shinobu Meme.

Hey, Oliver. Did some research. 5.4 inches is around the normal, average length for a ding-a-ling. So you're not small. Just average. I knew you were worried about that, since your love of anal comes from a feeling that your yin-wang was small. I'm actually above average. So.

Shinobu Meme.

Dibs on Protagonist as my nickname.

Yo. Sorry I'm late.

*Yamato texts back that he is on his way.*

I'll be increasing my connections.

Hmm. B+.

Mhm, sure.

Yo.

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