Lol, yeah, I can picture you in that role.
I'm probably the same, but with asses instead of tits.
Which reminds me...
Why asses are superior to boobs, by Kengaku Gakuen:
Mankind... Used to walk on all fours. What they saw before them then were asses. In the evolution of mankind, the ass... became the boobs... When man walked on four legs, what were before their eyes were the ass. Ever since the day man started to walk on two legs, the ass... no longer remained in front of their eyes. And what replaced it... were boobs. Women's large mounds are replacement for the ass. But the true origin of life is the ass... Boobs... are just a replacement... so... In the end, boobs Are nothing more than fake asses. And if I had to choose between the original and the imitation... Of course I would choose the original!! And though I could go on to say that the course of evolution Has led to the ass being hidden, back and away, It is that itself - that modesty - that gives the ass eros... An eros which boobs, out in the open, could never have...!!!