Ouraibaa Hjyuraa

Like neotare vs vanilia. (Neotare all the way, btw.) Lol, I don't have internet at home during weekdays, so I have to be on the phone until tomorrow before I can post from a PC. It's been like this since 2012 Christmas. You have no idea of my pain.

I know that feel, soul-bro. This thread usually gets active in 30 minutes or so, and I have to leave in 36 minutes, so I have to continue from phone. >.< Also, which game is your avatar from? I swear, even the artist can't draw sex scene, those faces are just... UNGH.

Isn't M and submissive two different things? An M wants to get beaten down, while a submissive person just wants the other to lead.

Am I the only one here who isn't either a M or S?

Futa, maybe?

*Puffs out chest in pride*

SOUL BROTHER! *MANLY EMBRACE*

Did you really go through the trouble of writing that, only to replace the first part of the sentence with a picture of Jim Carrey?

MY BROTHER! Also, I can't add until Friday, so it'd be easier if people added me instead. Meh, if I ever got it transplanted, I'd assume it was at such a time that technology had advanced enough for it to be possible to take some pills to prevent you getting on your period. Or maybe you could get pregnant each month and get an abortion. We're not just brothers, we're soul brothers!

Is it bad that it's my secret dream to one day get my brain transplanted in the head of a little girl so I could try living out my life as a female? Because I think that would be dope as fuck. Of course, I'd be a lesbian when I got older. (Yuri is love, yuri is life.)

I do plan on putting skype along with a MAL and VNDB on my profile sometime soon though. I don't have no MAL or VNDB, so don't worry about being behind.

So was I. You don't realize how lowly I think of myself. I'm the same way, just with a sexual scenario. For example, if I was sitting on a bench at McDonalds, the one with that immobile McD statue (You know the one), and some girl came over and hit on me all like, "Hey, listen, I saw you sitting there, and, um, well, the thing is, I, well, I think you're kinda... cute. Do you want to go out with me?" I would wait a bit, look on my left at the McD statue, look back and say, "I don't think he heard you." I'm completely incapable of thinking that I'm desirable in any way. THANK YOU.

It taught me I'll never satisfy a girl unless my dick becomes twice as long and thrice as thick.

Fail. Jun doesn't consider Illya a loli.

If everyone starts using Skype for random talk instead of this thread, I will be so sad.

OMG, THE WHEEL OF TIME!!!! *Excited dance* Also, my Skype is in my profile. Anyone who wants to can feel free to add me.

Does the bug exist in the PC version?

I have version 1.2.

Sorcerers are too OP in this one.

Meh, still.

Lol, Drake Sword, anyone?

Gonna try and get the Drangleic sword, since it's apparently quite fast for a 2-handed. I used Elite Knight armor for a long time, and I just swapped it out for Alonne Captain Head and Armor, and Alonne Knight Leggings & Gauntlets. Gonna try and find the Harvel armor when I get home from school.

What if my dex and str is the same? And what if they're at the highest? (The stat cap is 99, right?) I see. Maybe I should try 2-handed x shield.

Got both the katanas, but they are weaker than my broadsword. Can't get the sun sword, seeing as I don't have the money for a legit Dark Souls 2.

I've killed The Old Iron King, The Lost Sinner, and The Rotten. Edit: Also, what's a good one-handed melee weapon (Preferably sword)? I've been using Broadsword and Heide Knight Sword for so long now.