Mr Poltroon

If it's not a student, a teacher, or Wanko or Momoyo, just reword the sentence in order for you to not need to call him anything. If that's impossible, Principal should do. Everyone calls him that.

I know I'm not suffering from either of those, and I am certain my be/pillow setup works fine. Even if I am constantly shifting positions, so does my pillow. Since I don't like not having my neck straight. So it comes down to that, huh? I've been avoiding sleeping during the day because I was sure that I'd eventually get so tired that I'd just collapse at night. Oh, well. I'll see if that works. I'm tired of spending my nights watching the ceiling.

Yeah, that's good. Now tell me why I can't sleep when I go to bed but am tired during the whole day.

Momoyo calls him "Old Man", Wanko calls him "Gramps", the Teachers and students call him "Principal" . Due to the magic of the script, nobody calls out to him, even when talking directly to him. Lu, for example, he never says his title or his name, even though he's the one who talks to him the most. If you continue having such reactions I can guarantee that they won't stop. Ignore them, lad. Ignore them. ("them" implies I'm not in on it)

For this kind of sentence the way you phrase it is highly important. I'd recommend: "Ouraibaa, pls. Would you care to die?"

Oh, yes, I forgot to specify how I order them. While I'd rather leave the main heroine for last, I do go through an order of favourite to least favourite. 1st being the best and second to last being the worst.

That's not how you stop a running gag(if you can call it that). You just have to let it die.

Merely horrible, cannot even compare to previous instances.

Give me a conceivable reason as to why I spend the whole day tired and then can't sleep at night.

Let's see... While it is true that I usually make an priority list when I learn of everyone's personalities, it does sometimes change. Some go from 3rd to 2nd place and some from 2nd to 4th. that kinda thing. Usually the last in the list stays last, though.

What's this talk of girlfriends? Have your imaginations run that rampant or are you insinuating you don't live locked in a basement?

Can't you tell from the avatar? It could hardly be more obvious.

You're just incapable. The best way to argue is to make the other party recognize that all things are subjective, and then everyone quits because by that logic nobody could be right.

I'm currently watching Itazura na Kiss. The protagonist is so cute~~~~~~ Loving it thus far.