Totodile

Remind me to run if you ever ask me to come to a rooftop. You act like it makes a difference, you just want to reach early so you can use the wifi to get on fuwanovel.

I blame you for creating fuwachat

Step 1: Find a post that seems constructive. Shitposting on a shitpost doesn't gain as much salt since everyone is doing the same thing you are Step 2: Dig deep and find the most irrelevant, cancerous tumblr reddit brainchild of a sentence you can find. If you don't have the mindset for it or you're not familiar enough with the ways of cancerbending to do so please refer to one of your mentors such as @Flutterz or @VirginSmasher. Step 3: Repeat this as often as possible to establish yourself as a reputable shitposter. Step 4: Make sure your shitposting maintains consistent quality. Only have 1 or 2 good shitposts out of 500 makes you an irrelevant tryhard. Step 5: Be extra salty (Like @solidbatman). Step 6: Remember all tastes and opinions are shit in the shadow of your own. Insult someone's taste as often as possible Step 7: Post count is life. Step 8: Fuwachat is where you should spend most of your time to practice your shitposting and gain new techniques such as when to kek, lel, > and abusing the /me function. Step 9: Play F/GO or Kancercole and claim to love it for the waifus then proceed to talk about it excessively with other shitposters Step 10: Never be relevant and constructive. Now that you know how to be a shitposter go out there and use your talents to better society. Stay salty my friends.

@DarkZedge kinda looks like a bargain brand Eminem. No complaints from me there. @LoganW no homo and all but i want to play with your hair......

can't tell if you're calling him a weeb or what

of all the people on fuwa you picked the one who hates chuuni the most. Well done buddy Next person has a raging boner for economics

10/10 would bang late night while no-one is looking again

pretty sure the last one wasn't a bug.

Didn't even make a cameo, R.I.P. At least i didn't get drop kicked by green or some shit, i live to molest another day \ /

If i break into your house it'd be for a completely different reason, most likely ecchi reasons.

Can we just discuss how mastercard, frank cho, virgin records and the creator of honey mustard got his soul in the first place? I mean i knew Frank cho's illustrations sucked sometimes but you got it a bit hard there buddy

plot twist: @Flutterz is the Dakimakura. Ecchi/10 would still cuddle

RIP Eclipsed.

is it bad that i'm more worried about the fact that you gave a totodile a sword than anything else in that comment? i mean........i'm a pokemon with powers........and you gave me a sword. #RIP

i swear i should be allowed to molest the prisoners of war in the down camp. or at least the dead bodies if they're still warm But i think i should have enough moves to make master down proud, the question is, will Dergonu add a backstory (preferably a 500,000 word expose) of how Down and i became companions and traveled the world trying to be the very best that no one ever was BEFORE we start the battle. If not i might after settle for Down saying "totodile i choose you!"

Could you really not? i mean i'm tempted to set you on fire for that pun *sets @Zebhra on fire for FinalChaos's pun*

Too fast, TOO FAST!!!

a tank dating sim? a North Korea parody VN with no holds bared humor? There is a god after all. i rate it Nuke/Usa

#RipEclipsed2012. Well i'd have to take Down's side on this. It's clearly the winning team and to make matters better we're up against Hitler and ................. nosebleed. #teamDown inb4 i get drop kicked by green

more screaming 11 year olds, now that's something i can proudly stand behind.

nah, it's more of the other way around. Next person knows what a Scarlet Bear cat is

wow you've never been so wrong, ever. I don't want a girlfriend mostly because my wife says i can't have one , especially not a yandere. Next person shares my love for children

It's the brilliance of the world that has been entrusted to my glorious groin. Many try to attain it but only those 12 and under have the qualities required to grasp it

I sensed childish innocence, my boner has arrived to liberate you from your prison of sexual ignorance.