joehawks12

http://imgur.com/X8lg6G0 WARNING! YOU WILL BE TRIGGERED! WARNING! YOU WILL BE TRIGGERED!

holy fucking shit you guys, these bitches be crazy. Time to check sargon of akkad's channel to see how he replies this batshit insanity

count me in Han Brolo. Though i don't have any experience DMing. It might be hard finding someone willing to DM a bunch of noobs.

tfw your thread gets deleted and no objective reason has been given.

I'm uber lazy. I forgot i changed my password to something incomprehensible thanks to that one thing that happened a while ago, and i never changed it back, so when i come on the site i'm not logged in anymore, and i never bothered to search my google mail for it again. i finally did just that, and i'm back. Also, i've been side-tracked by a lot of things, like sports and vidya gaems. Woooo, hawks finally got their first win on sunday, and it was a shutout against DA BEARS. 0-26, go hawks! I'm only really there to have a connection to other human beings. They aren't all that bad, except for one particular rping shitlord who has to end every post in nyaa and feels the need to remind everyone that he likes to cyber every god damned hour.

Do you only play league? What other MP games do you play? also, just noticed i'm literally a day older than you. I don't run across that close of birthdays that often on these kinds of websites.

sup. i'm back. let's be shitlords together again, and praise chibi jesus.

hah, you saw that in my game inventory and bought it, did you.

you guys ever been stabbed? Boy, not a fun sensation. oh don't get me wrong, i wasn't mugged or anything like that. It happened when i was like 5 or 6 and i did it to myself. i was one of those precocious little shits, and on top of it i had adhd, so when my dad was doing diy in my room in our newly built house, he put his knife down on top of the ac while he went out the window and worked on the roof, and told me not to touch it or stab myself. So of course, like the retarded shithead i was, i stabbed myself. Made a pretty damn good gash in my knee about 20 centimeters deep. still have the scar, and whenever i see it i start to smile or laugh. God damn i was such a shithead as a kid. don't know how my parents dealt with it on top of being the worlds most hyperactive kid to the point where i wouldn't properly say words because they didn't come out fast enough for me. bahaha, just re imagining it is making me laugh. I still remember my dad being completely serious before climbing out the window. "do NOT touch this, and do NOT stab yourself". As soon as he was gone, i picked it up, pointed it at my leg, and thrust down about as hard as a 5 year old could. Bahahaha, funny shit. Man, i was always susceptible to reverse psychology when i was younger, especially when they weren't intentionally using reverse psychology. What a shit head young me was.

ITT: Nagisa has no idea what a loli is. I also noticed some pics bordering on toddlercon. -15 respect

sorry, but i accidentally higurashi'd all the children. My bad

B Y T H E P O W E R O F R A

I'm going to get blasted off my ass tonight. Not with a firework hopefully, the last time that happened that didn't end well. ANYWAYS,HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY FAGS. FUCK YOU ALIENS, YOU GOT REKT BY WINDOWS 95 AND JEFF GOLDBLUM.

a while ago, couple years back i think, i mowed my man lawn. I had an accident with the shaft, and it cut about a half or a millimeter into it, and was about a couple centimeters wide. Out of fear, i told my self not to fap lest it eventually develops into ripping in half. That lasted for about a couple of days. Now i have a permanent scar on my dick's shaft. I tell bitches i got it in a fight. That's a lie, I tell them my dog bit it.

weird, i had a dream about Ace Attorney. I must have subconciously known.

the fuck, you guys actually have calls? Re-invite then pls. Also get on civ V fags.

i know this says parodies, but i'm placing all the mashups of openings and endings i love in here as well cuz idgaf and rules are a form of patriarchal oppression.

CIV V CIV V CIV V CIV V CIV V

no way i'm watching black cat again. A lot of it i just didn't care for. The plot felt like a convoluted mish mash of things the mangaka probably thought was cool,like nanomachines and fictitious metals and a shadow organization that seeks world peace through murder, and an eye patch limiter for superpowers. It was pretentious as all hell for how unoriginal it was. It reminds me of every shitty fan fiction derived from something like dragonball z or metal gear solid where the protagonist is some tortured, cool badass. Yes, let's keep using that trope because it definitely hasn't run it's course

https://soundcloud.com/fatherdude/lido-i-love-you-part-ii-father-dude-bigger-better-everything-mix