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joehawks12

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  1. It's nothing really wrong, it's just the fact that i'm constantly reminded she's a goddess also reminds me that she's also hundreds of years old, and not a short 13-18 year old with huge tits. And yes, that is a huge age gap for a strike zone, but rest assured, i would only be a criminal if i'm ever to be teleported to the 2d world.
  2. i'm terrified of the inevitable doujinshi that will spawn from ore monogatari. There is also a depressing lack of oppai loli this season. So far only one show, and it's a goddess whose probably hundreds of years old.
  3. i started watching ore monogatari. Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Guys...It's too much...I'm...I'm going to stroke out before this season ends...The moe in this and DanMachi is too strong.... and the bromance....These conflicting feelings of bromance and moe.... It's like I'll die from a stroke but in my last moments i'll go terminator 2 and fall with a thumbs up. I've already shed a man tear and the show's only 3 episodes old. Un, this show gets the joehawks stamp of approval. I'm not a fan of slice of life anime, but this show does it right.
  4. Is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon? HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH, THEY SCORED A CRITICAL HIT ON MY WEAKNESS, OPPAI LOLIS.
  5. is there a script and line count somewhere for them on the forums? Not how much has been translated, but an overall total? I ask because i'm looking for an estimate of how long each afterstory is. An estimation of the approximate time of each afterstory is also fine.
  6. why are you guys voting for koyuki? If there's even a slim chance of a partial patch, leave that to be translated last so there's more content to explore in the hypothetical partial. Top kek at the nigga voting for staff roll. Well, i suppose there are some cool things in there like drawings and cgs you can't get in the normal routes. VOTE FOR AGAVE MY NIGGAS. PUSSY WALL 2016
  7. gintama. Catching up from where i left off 3 or 4 years ago. The anime writers and mangaka of the series really know how to reel in the goofs and gaffs and then sucker punch you with the feels when you least expect it, mattaku mo.
  8. gintama, gamblefish, shokugeki no soma, soul cartel, gamer, and girls wild. gintama's mangaka is either batshit insane, or one of the most brilliant minds to ever have a major manga series. His comedy and references are are way too good, and sometimes way too obscure, even for the japanese.
  9. Are we talking about incest in real life? I don't think i'm a fan of that. It's pretty fuckin gross, and it's even grosser when they produce offspring. I love ero products that have incest, but i just can't see myself ever getting excited about anyone in my family. Yeah my sister's an attractive female, but physiologically, i'm so repulsed by the thought that there've been times when i used to live at home where i'd be fapping and she'd knock at my door or something and i'd go flaccid within seconds. It's so fast that i think it's not just psychological, but there's probably something instilled within the average human being's genetics that keep you from seeing kin as potential mates. That said, i don't think everyone has these biological safeguards, especially if their family tree is all kinds of fucked up, for instance the DuPont family of America. Watched foxcatcher a while ago, and then the dupont video from the 80s on youtube. John "golden eagle" dupont is definitely a product of incest. and then there was the case of that dupont heir raping his 3 year old daughter that broke news recently. Fucked up. Even more fucked up that he got away with it without prison time. Fucking hate blue-bloods man. Why haven't we purged them from society yet.
  10. yeah. I'm not a fan of my original name, at least not at this point in my life. Joe just fits for the first half of my life. Maybe when i become a smelly old man i'll start going by joseph. I also just don't feel like Joseph covers who i am. Joe does. It's short and blunt. Don't let my long winded posts on the forums fool you, i am extremely introverted; mainly because if i'm not, i'll likely say something that offends someone(or i'll say something or do something that's so cringe-worthy i'll feel like committing Sudoku when i remember it) and this is just how i get my release(in terms of the thoughts that stagnate in my head). On the topic of names, I'm still fascinated by how the japanese deal with names. Not just the last name and first name, but how they distinctly mark their different relationships by using different honorifics. I imagine it brings a level of closure that western society sadly isn't really able to emulate, but at the same time, it brings a level of alienation that western society thankfully isn't able to emulate. Truly fascinating.
  11. i am okay with this. As long as there is an eventual pussy tower or pussy wall. Oh, and those are exactly as they sound.
  12. I just realized there's no ume-sensei after for any of the rest of the untranslated majikois. ABSOLUTE DESPAIR
  13. you guys seriously have some loose screws to be tackling this after completing majikoi. Then again, i suppose we all have screws loose for getting seriously attached to the pc equivalent of give-yourself-goosebumps books, usually written with sappy chick-flick romance, corny dudebro comedy, this isn't even my final form action sequences, and drawn CGs of pretty 2d girls with unrealistic proportions and personalities getting their holes rammed while moaning in cutesy moon speak. Anyways, muchos gracias, good luck and don't burn yourselves out.
  14. oh dear god what happened while i was gone EDIT:just noticed the join date was sep 12. I'm guessing it was supposed to be sept 11. dohohohohoho, mods.
  15. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIZ0rUdcYAw
  16. where my fellow 6ers at? key will never produce visual novels at the level type moon does. That said, type moon does have a lot of digression in their stories, especially when it comes to meal time at the emiya household. Though i always found it something that works with visual novels or novels in general, as that sort of thing further illustrates the picture i form in my head when reading.
  17. Confession:I never had a girl i genuinely crushed hard on. But this girl my best friend introduced me to in sophomore year of high school who lived in the neighboring town had grown a crush on me. We chatted sometimes on aim and shiz. First time we met up was at a movie theatre. She took my first kiss, my first french, and my first second basing that night. Needless to say, she completely changed my world, and my view on women(though i'm still mainly not attracted to a lot of females. They just don't seem worth the effort these days, and she was the one in a million that i'll never find. Hell, i never found her in the first place). She was absolutely gorgeous, and cutely petite. Also one of the most intelligent girls i've ever met. I could never win an argument with her, not because she didn't use logic and always thought with her emotions, but because when it came to her, i couldn't think straight, whenever we talked i always fumbled my way through a conversation, and she would giggle. God that made my heart stop more than once. We broke up a couple months later before i could actually get inside her, because my best friend realized he never stopped loving her, and grew jealous. It was pretty crazy, but we stayed friends, and the dude's still my best bro. I couldn't fault him for that, all these years later i'm still madly in love with her. Waiting for that visual novel moment where we meet as adults and finally truly get together. I don't think it'll ever happen though ;_;
  18. confession: Sometimes, when it's really late at night, and i'm feeling super fucking lazy or drunk, i piss in bottles. I'm pretty sure i get more dopamine doing it, because it feels so fucking good. I empty them out, rinse them, and recycle the next morning. Won't do to have it hanging around the pad.
  19. true. Dat slut face, so gud. Next person plays PnP tabletop rpgs.
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