Decay Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 MangaGamer has a partnership with that VN's owner, so you know who to petition in order to get a translation done. You know what they say, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. https://vndb.org/v11433 After his father’s death, Jin was separated from his 365 imoutos and ended up living overseas. He told them to live ‘strongly’ until he comes back to them. Ten years later, he reunited with his imoutos in Japan… and they are all banchous!? Not only that, but it was said that the strongest imouto will become oniichan’s bride. Could it be that they misunderstood what he said? Apparently this is a different protagonist with a different batch of 365 sisters. Is this some kind of prevalent problem in Japan that I'm unaware of? At least the art is better and the characters are more unique. Quote
suikashoujo Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 Description In the near future, where men's penises and purposes had shrunk to miniscule size, the birthrate had dropped to dangerous lows. Everything came down to one valuable asset: having a massive cock! Big, fat, thick, fully engorged wangs are worshipped by a female society deeply in need of satisfaction! Enter our hero, an unattractive guy with the lowest status of anyone at school... until it's discovered that he's got a cock like Popeye's forearm! From loser to lover, celibate to celebrated, experience the dream harem-fucking rise of one lucky man born in the right time, at the right girth! https://vndb.org/v10357 The thought of a "cock like Popeye's forearm" is absolutely terrifying. Just saying. Quote
Decay Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 DL Site's english descriptions are usually crap but they outdid themselves on that one. Quote
Nosebleed Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 https://vndb.org/v10357 The thought of a "cock like Popeye's forearm" is absolutely terrifying. Just saying.Points for creativity. I have a hard time making h-scenes sound erotic and these guys just turned porn into poetry (Or something resembling it) Quote
Eclipsed Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 The thought of a "cock like Popeye's forearm" is absolutely terrifying. Just saying. Googled Popeye oic. ROFL Quote
Mugi Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 I don't know, most of them. Pretty much any nukige, and the vast majority of moege games. Quote
Kurokusari Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 Paca Plus anyone? Who finds it normal for a human and paca to start dating. Good thing it's all-ages. https://vndb.org/v7795 John Cena's Sexy High School Adventure http://itch.io/jam/john-cena-jam/rate/11265 What don't you want everyone to look like John Cena? Edit: Don't ask why I know this Quote
Getsuya Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 Symphonic Rain and Saya no Uta because brains don't work that way. Also any VN that includes repressed memories because that is BS psuedoscience used in the 80s or whatever to spearhead the Ritual Child Abuse moral panic as well as UFO abduction nuts. Brains don't work that way either. Amnesia is a real thing and any character who gets clocked over the head hard enough is free to forget whatever the writer wants them to, but your brain doesn't just switch off and forget anytime something traumatic happens. Quote
Funyarinpa Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 we need that fruit VN also that one butter VN Quote
Getsuya Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 I should have read more of the thread before replying, lol. Anyway here's my more on-topic suggestion: https://vndb.org/v15278 I... I guess this is a good game for girls who like to dream about their sushi rolls'... 'sushi rolls' Quote
Bolverk Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 I... I guess this is a good game for girls who like to dream about their sushi rolls'... 'sushi rolls' Slow clap for the man! *slow clap*.... *Clap*....*Clap*.....*Clap*....*Clap*..*Clap*..... Quote
MrP Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 Best thread. Literal tears in my eyes. Makes titles like Hypno-Training my Mother and Sister seem reasonable, perhaps even sensible... I'd love to know how profitable some of these more fringe titles are. Quote
Kurokusari Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 . . . What? I just went and looked for some and I found some, unfortunately. Most of the synopsis use some obscene words so read at your own discretion. Yes, they're all Nukige. https://vndb.org/v16900 In the land of women, the big-dicked man is king! Run wild in a fantasy world creating a harem of valkyrie babes, goddesses and princess knights. You have the one rod to rule them all! A NEET virgin dies and is reincarnated at his current age with all his memories. However, the world is very different, and so is the heat he's packing in his pants!? Thrust into a land of beautiful women he becomes an instant celebrity. Those who don't instantly fall on his d*ck are easily persuaded. Everyone here is two breaths from begging like a ravenous slut for a ride on this visitor's throbbing scepter! https://vndb.org/v15604 The women of town are your objects! Knock up a high class harem with your full throttle big d*ck! Born to a regal estate but living a life of self-indulgence, the protagonist was disowned by his stepmother. But he pushed back -- which is to say, thrust his massive d*ck -- and redefined the family business as a kind of sex farm. The grand influence of his phallus took over the whole town! Asses of every woman lifted in ovulating, slovenly hope of getting a prod from his almighty d*ck. For you, the wealthy baron of Breedville, a dream life of climactic impregnation begins HERE! https://vndb.org/v15431 Big d*cks slam into innocent and slutty schoolgirls alike. Ever want a teenage bride? Now's the time! The declining birthrate is just the excuse we needed to abolish laws about age of consent and sexual harassment! Now anyone can do anyone, so long as it results in babies. The future is key here, people! Old men get the best deal and have the most pent-up libidos. Gross mouthbreathing shut-ins are out screwing cuties in the streets. Midnight mass is now a church orgy, there's cuckoldry in the parks and sex on every table at the family restaurants.. Double handjobs on a romantic night. Double titjobs with squirty milk! Ovulating fertile vaginas opened wide for oyaji jizzblasts. Public sex and more! It's the sexual wild west, lawless and depraved. Quote
Funyarinpa Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 Best thread. Literal tears in my eyes. Makes titles like Hypno-Training my Mother and Sister seem reasonable, perhaps even sensible... I'd love to know how profitable some of these more fringe titles are. HTMM&S is amazing for what it is edit Kurokusari, on 24 May 2015 - 8:51 PM, said: . . . What? I just went and looked for some and I found some, unfortunately. Most of the synopsis use some obscene words so read at your own discretion. Yes, they're all Nukige. https://vndb.org/v16900 https://vndb.org/v15604 https://vndb.org/v15431 I want to read the third one Quote
Decay Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 . . . What? I just went and looked for some and I found some, unfortunately. Most of the synopsis use some obscene words so read at your own discretion. Yes, they're all Nukige. https://vndb.org/v16900 https://vndb.org/v15604 https://vndb.org/v15431 Let's be honest here, you just happened to find these while running a search for "big d*ck", didn't you? Quote
Kurokusari Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 Let's be honest here, you just happened to find these while running a search for "big d*ck", didn't you? What how did you know?! But seriously, they were just from the same developers as Suikashoujo's. I was wondering if this was even received so I looked it up and it seems they made quite an number of games. So yeah moon people do play these things. Definitely not making excuses Quote
Nosebleed Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 I've come to the conclusion the longer the title name is the weirder it usually gets https://vndb.org/v13566 Netorare fellatio, forced sex, hentai dance, dirty photos, public exposure, toilet sex, double peace ahegao... Our happy days as a couple were so short lived! Quote
Nosebleed Posted May 24, 2015 Posted May 24, 2015 Looks like your standard LN title to me. Even the longest light novel title to date is not that big. qin 1 Quote
Pabloc Posted May 25, 2015 Posted May 25, 2015 https://vndb.org/v5835 The protagonist is a young pâtissie who wants to become a world class bakery chef. Because of his knowledge of sweets he takes a job as a school nurse at Sweets School, a school where sweets learn everything from sports to cooking. As the school nurse, he uses his knowledge of baking and cooking to take care of them when they become sick or injured often by adding sauces or toppings when they're ill. Unfortunately, despite the interesting premise and literally sweet lolis, it's boring as Hell. https://vndb.org/v4802 The best villain ever: Yes, he has a chaingun there. It's actually a rather solid game, highly recommended as a hilarious horror. https://vndb.org/v4866 Bugs. ^^ https://vndb.org/v9570 Educational VN about giving blowjobs. Kinda meh. https://vndb.org/v8251 The only interesting part of this one is the title, otherwise is a very uninspired crap. Quote
Decay Posted May 27, 2015 Posted May 27, 2015 I can't believe I forgot about No Pantsu. What on earth is MangaGamer doing? They're partnered with the companies behind the No Pantsu and both 365 little sisters games and they haven't touched ANY of them! They're sitting on such a gold mine! Quote
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