TexasDice Posted January 10, 2016 Posted January 10, 2016 Aniki, nobody likes my dank puns anymore. What should I do? Quote
Valmore Posted January 10, 2016 Author Posted January 10, 2016 13 hours ago, ヤミハナ said: re-posting this what is "hentai" in it's very core? and how do one experience "hentai"? Hentai, in it's very core, would be a metamorphosis but then the word metamorphed to mean perverse sexual desire. But that's only in Japan. Globally, especially in the United Stated, hentai is more of a catch-all term for any Japanese media with sexual acts in it. So if you want to experience it, in Japan go have some weird sexual fetish, like getting tuned on by having ducks in the bath tub or something. In America, get a copy of Dragon Pink and watch it in the basement. 3 hours ago, Kiriririri said: How to do erotic roleplay? Onii-chan does not advise erotic roleplay unless in the company of a person who wants to erotic roleplay with you. If you have that, pick a fantasy you both like and make it happen. Bonus points if you can get her to wear a school girl skirt and thigh highs and pretend to fall forward with toast in her mouth, revealing her striped panties. 1 hour ago, TexasDice said: Aniki, nobody likes my dank puns anymore. What should I do? I suppose you could try the upgrade meme, or is that dead already? Quote
The Striker Posted January 10, 2016 Posted January 10, 2016 why neptune its best girl ? and i can't have limits for waifus? Quote
Valmore Posted January 10, 2016 Author Posted January 10, 2016 35 minutes ago, The Striker said: why neptune its best girl ? and i can't have limits for waifus? I thought Mercury was best girl. 32 minutes ago, 12kami said: onii-chan,halp I MUST HELP !!! Uhm... what help is required?!?! Quote
Valmore Posted January 10, 2016 Author Posted January 10, 2016 16 hours ago, 12kami said: i want to play but i have projects I will send over some tutors to do your projects for you, so that you can play. Quote
Kosakyun Posted January 11, 2016 Posted January 11, 2016 Aniki, what do you think about my new look? :^) Quote
Nashetania Posted January 11, 2016 Posted January 11, 2016 I feel bad because I'll soon be older than most/your typical character(s) from anime (not to mention that today I just realized that even some characters are supposed to be 15-16 apparently. which makes me older for few years now). This doesn't help my gerascophobia. What do I do? Quote
Valmore Posted January 11, 2016 Author Posted January 11, 2016 17 hours ago, KosakiFag said: Aniki, what do you think about my new look? :^) It's very cutesy blonde. I hope that's what you were going for. Because that's what it is. *Hair ruffle* 16 hours ago, Nashetania said: I feel bad because I'll soon be older than most/your typical character(s) from anime (not to mention that today I just realized that even some characters are supposed to be 15-16 apparently. which makes me older for few years now). This doesn't help my gerascophobia. What do I do? Feel happy that onii-chan should probably be called sensei by most board members? Quote
Nashetania Posted January 11, 2016 Posted January 11, 2016 Just now, Valmore said: Feel happy that onii-chan should probably be called sensei by most board members? Onii-chan is half dead to me already Quote
Dergonu Posted January 11, 2016 Posted January 11, 2016 Onii-chan, why do strangers run away when I try to kiss them? Quote
Valmore Posted January 11, 2016 Author Posted January 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, Nashetania said: Onii-chan is half dead to me already That seems harsh. Remember, if you aren't getting older, the only alternative is being dead. And my guess is being dead probably sucks worse than being old. Probably. 3 minutes ago, Dergonu said: Onii-chan, why do strangers run away when I try to kiss them? Dergonu 1 Quote
ヤミハナ Posted January 11, 2016 Posted January 11, 2016 Onii-chan, what should I do so that Yuri and Trap can live together in peace? In other words, what do I do with that Dergonu and Jade guy? Dergonu 1 Quote
Dergonu Posted January 11, 2016 Posted January 11, 2016 42 minutes ago, ヤミハナ said: Onii-chan, what should I do so that Yuri and Trap can live together in peace? In other words, what do I do with that Dergonu and Jade guy? @Jade what do you think? Quote
Jade Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 3 hours ago, Dergonu said: @Jade what do you think? Well one of us have to give up and it ain't gonna be me Dergonu 1 Quote
Valmore Posted January 12, 2016 Author Posted January 12, 2016 5 hours ago, ヤミハナ said: Onii-chan, what should I do so that Yuri and Trap can live together in peace? In other words, what do I do with that Dergonu and Jade guy? Mandatory Clothing Free Zones? 47 minutes ago, KosakiFag said: Aniki, why did you pick 'Valmore'? Easy - it's my middle name. And for having a rather uncommon middle name, it's often available to use as a username even on sites that have been up for years. Quote
Flutterz Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Onii-chan, how do I make friends on the internets? Quote
Valmore Posted January 12, 2016 Author Posted January 12, 2016 9 hours ago, Flutterz said: Onii-chan, how do I make friends on the internets? Lewds. Post lots of lewds. Waifu lewds are teh bestest. Quote
ヤミハナ Posted January 12, 2016 Posted January 12, 2016 Onii-chan, what do I have to do so that senpai will notice me? Quote
Valmore Posted January 12, 2016 Author Posted January 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Kiriririri said: Onii-chan~ Am I cute? Yes *ruffles hair* Very cute. 10/10 would ruffle hair again *ruffles hair again* See? Here, have some pocky. 1 hour ago, ヤミハナ said: Onii-chan, what do I have to do so that senpai will notice me? This is tough question. Senpais take great care not to notice, at least not obviously notice. They think it gives you power over them if you get noticed. You must find what grabs their attention and exploit it. Thigh highs. Fresh spring rolls. Twintails. Whatever it is, find it and exploit it. Only then will senpai notice. Then you can kick him in the balls for not noticing you for so long. ヤミハナ 1 Quote
ヤミハナ Posted January 13, 2016 Posted January 13, 2016 Why do people call me Hanana Banana Tomato? And why are you still wearing that santa hat? And can I steal your waifu Quote
Valmore Posted January 14, 2016 Author Posted January 14, 2016 6 hours ago, ヤミハナ said: Why do people call me Hanana Banana Tomato? And why are you still wearing that santa hat? And can I steal your waifu Uhm, I dunno. I don't call you that. Is your name even remotely like that? And I haven't picked a new avatar yet. And you can share my waifu. Quote
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