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12 minutes ago, 惤惟惏惊 said:

Should I do that to Onii-chan's waifu? If Onii-chan allows it, again, inside or outside?Ā :sachi:

Well, I tend to love my waifus and don't want to humiliate them, so inside. Just remember which waifus have all safe days (like Rider) and which ones don't (like Kirari).

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1 hour ago, Flutterz said:

Nii-san, what do VD and STD mean? :michiru:

Valentine's Day and Save the Date. :makina:

Though if you aren't careful, they could stand for Venereal Disease and Sexually Transmitted Disease.

However, if you have Protagonist Power you are immune to these and Accidentally Pregnancy.

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16 hours ago, 惤惟惏惊 said:

What does it mean to have a waifu?

To have a waifu... there comes a time when you're reading a VN, or maybe a manga, or watching naughty tentacle-rape videos, when a particular two-dimensional girl stands out to you. Maybe it was her overly large, impossibly colored purple eyes; or how she dropped her tsundere attitude to show she had feelings; or maybe how she was able to engulf a man's penis in the valley of her enormous anime tiddies while still being amazed at how big it was... but something clicked. She stopped just being a two-dimensional girl. You needed her in your life. You wanted her bikini CG as your laptop's wallpaper. Her voice as a notification tone on your cell phone, panting "oh onii-chan" whenever you got a text about a sale at Whole Foods. You desired her visage on a body pillow, with a cute, scantily clad side and a lewd almost naked side. You knew that was the two-dimensional girl that held your heart and groin above all others.

That's when you have a waifu.

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Anyone know how to get in touch with OriginalRen outside of FUWA? I don't want to bother him about the translation bugaboo, I just want to know if he shipped my poster. I mean, I dropped $35 on it a couple weeks ago. I'm pretty patient but not that patient.

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