Can't Spell Christmas Without Sakura

[Silver95280]

If Boobs Sakura Santa really was psychological horror it would be the most interesting Sakura game to date.

[VirginSmasher]

If Boobs Sakura Santa really was psychological horror it would be the most interesting Sakura game to date.

Yeah, like how the hell did Santa end up as a girl?

[Flutterz]

Yeah, like how the hell did Santa end up as a girl?

[VirginSmasher]

Yeah, like how the hell did Santa end up as a girl?

I'd love to know how that happened as well. Then again, I haven't played Fate/Stay Night yet.

[Flutterz]

 I'd love to know how that happened as well. Then again, I haven't played Fate/Stay Night yet.

The way it happened is that at some point during development Type-Moon realized that if Shirou were to have sex with a dude that'd be pretty gay, and not what most otaku are looking for, so they made him a cute grill.

[Ariurotl]

Eh, at least all the other servants in the Fate universe are portrayed with 100% historical accuracy.

[Ariurotl]

The way it happened is that at some point during development Type-Moon realized that if Shirou were to have sex with a dude that'd be pretty gay, and not what most otaku are looking for, so they made him a cute grill.

Narp.  The original "Shirou" was a girl named Ayaka Sajyou, and Saber was originally a dude.  They switched to a male protag and female Saber because dudes would be more likely to read it if the main character was male.

Hah. Didn't know that. Now I've got the mental image of a Girlshirou protecting Dudesaber because "guys shouldn't fight".

[Valmore]

Eh, at least all the other servants in the Fate universe are portrayed with 100% historical accuracy.

FACT: It's well known that Medusa was bullied by those she loved the most. And enjoyed doing housework.

SOURCE: Check Wikipedia in about 5 minutes...

[Ariurotl]

But Medusa wasn't real! And neither is Santa, boobified or otherwise!

[VirginSmasher]

 I'd love to know how that happened as well. Then again, I haven't played Fate/Stay Night yet.

The way it happened is that at some point during development Type-Moon realized that if Shirou were to have sex with a dude that'd be pretty gay, and not what most otaku are looking for, so they made him a cute grill.

Makes sense. Most male otaku don't want to see yaoi in their visual novels, me included.

[Decay]

I'm sure you guys will find it in your heart of hearts to forgive Winged Cloud for blurring reality just a little in their deviation from the historical and totally real Santa Claus.

[CeruleanGamer]

The way it happened is that at some point during development Type-Moon realized that if Shirou were to have sex with a dude that'd be pretty gay, and not what most otaku are looking for, so they made him a cute grill.

Narp.  The original "Shirou" was a girl named Ayaka Sajyou, and Saber was originally a dude.  They switched to a male protag and female Saber because dudes would be more likely to read it if the main character was male.

I thought these were just rumors before but it was real? Fuck... I would have preferred the male Saber... He's hot! How could you do this to your female fans Type-Moon?!

Also Manaka Sajyou is quite a looker too.

 

If Boobs Sakura Santa really was psychological horror it would be the most interesting Sakura game to date.

 

Lastly, Psychological Horror genre on Sakura Santa? Like it causes psychological horror on anyone who plays it... like it did to me when I played other Sakura games (I'm horrified by the word Sakura in vns now). Glad the game recognizes that now.

Edited December 24, 2015 by CeruleanGamer

[VirginSmasher]

The way it happened is that at some point during development Type-Moon realized that if Shirou were to have sex with a dude that'd be pretty gay, and not what most otaku are looking for, so they made him a cute grill.

Narp.  The original "Shirou" was a girl named Ayaka Sajyou, and Saber was originally a dude.  They switched to a male protag and female Saber because dudes would be more likely to read it if the main character was male.

I thought these were just rumors before but it was real? Fuck... I would have preferred the male Saber... He's hot! How could you do this to your female fans Type-Moon?!

Also Manaka Sajyou is quite a looker too.

 

If Boobs Sakura Santa really was psychological horror it would be the most interesting Sakura game to date.

 

Lastly, Psychological Horror genre on Sakura Christmas? Like it causes psychological horror on anyone who plays it... like it did to me when I played other Sakura games. Glad the game recognizes that now.

It's good to see that Winged Cloud is accepting that their writing is so bad it causes psychological damage to the readers.

[Decay]

Hate to ruin the moment, but tags are user-assigned.

[Eclipsed]

^The Grinch stole Christmas

lol @ psychological horror though

[LiquidShu]

I hope that you'll at least take a chance with it!

Bruh.  It's a Sakura Shovelware title.  I'll avoid it like the plague and make snarky jokes about it until it fades into obscurity when the next Sakura ______ is released.  Still, I applaud your reading over those error-ridden scripts.  As an amateur proofreader, Sakura Swim Club gave me headache.

I'm going to buy it just because I get to see cute girls dressed as Santa, plus I get the holiday vibes.

[CeruleanGamer]

Hate to ruin the moment, but tags are user-assigned.

I bet a bunch of Fuwanovelians did it.

[B0X0R]

You know what scares me more? The very positive user review score.

[Funyarinpa]

Hate to ruin the moment, but tags are user-assigned.

I bet a bunch of Fuwanovelians did it.

Fuwans as popularly described

You know what scares me more? The very positive user review score.

Beat me to it

[Nosebleed]

You know what scares me more? The very positive user review score.

You make it sound like Steam reviews are ever a reliable source for judging a game's quality.

[CeruleanGamer]

You know what scares me more? The very positive user review score.

You make it sound like Steam reviews are ever a reliable source for judging a game's quality.

Steam reviewers use their nether regions or their "funny" bone instead of their brain when writing reviews.

[VirginSmasher]

You know what scares me more? The very positive user review score.

You make it sound like Steam reviews are ever a reliable source for judging a game's quality.

Steam reviewers use their nether regions or their "funny" bone instead of their brain when writing reviews.

To be fair, that used to be me back when I was 13 so you could say most of the reviews for the are from stupid horny teenage weeaboos who do nothing but jack off to idolmaster doujinshi 7 hours a day.

[B0X0R]

You know what scares me more? The very positive user review score.

You make it sound like Steam reviews are ever a reliable source for judging a game's quality.

Steam reviewers use their nether regions or their "funny" bone instead of their brain when writing reviews.

They also use their nether regions to type the review, hence all of the spelling errors.

[Silver95280]

The spelling and grammar are actually pretty good. It's a shame. Sakura Beach was unintentionally hilarious due to the complete lack of editing that it badly needed.