Imagine you are your pet?

[Arsudar]

This is just a English speaking topic in my English class, but I find it pretty funny to do so let's get on with it:

"Imagine you are your pet, try to describe yourself and your daily activity." 

[Flutterz]

I spend all day doing nothing.

And no, I'm not a cat, I just don't exist

[Clephas]

我輩は猫である

*Kitty-Clephas thinks that if he was bigger than real Clephas he could eat Clephas*

[Ariurotl]

Alright...

"I sit in one place for days (sometimes weeks), completely motionless. I eat once every 2-3 weeks at best, but occasionally I go on hunger strikes lasting months. I'm the kind of pet that's perfect for an extremely lazy weirdo."

 

[DarkZedge]

*Sits around and does nothing but lay down basking under the light of the sun*

[Mugi]

I'm an annoying little shit who has the most infuriating bark in existence and spends my days being lazy, barking, and scratching on Mugi's door to annoy him.

[ヤミハナ]

I am a cat and I like to be stroked all over my neko-neko body by my dearest Master.

I would sometimes say "Nyaa~" due to the overwhelming pleasure.  

[abrazilrep]

I am a dog, and when I see my dearest friend, I literally pee myself. I spend most of my time whining because I feel lonely, but he doesn't have a lot of time to play with me. My name is Pandora.

[gunter]

i pass my day doing nothing but weird things since i'm slowly becoming senile. lately,i've discovered i can run all over the house and slide on my butt in the hallway (after something like 13 year of existence ) so now i do this every nights at something like 2 am .it's sooo funny to see that it awake my humans ~

i also enjoy fighting and bitting my own legs and tails ,or scratching my hairs in the sofa.  sometimes i just sit and  meow in front of the entrance door in the middle of the night and turn back when someone is kind enough to open it to let me out. i love to bring dead animals inside the house (the biggest i caught was a rabbit ) ... what else? oh yeah , i guess i can also consider stealing the carrots purée of my humans baby as a hobby of mine

oh ,btw i'm a old cat named kakou

[Fiddle]

I would be a dog because I spend all day being chased by bitches.

[Arsudar]

On 8/9/2016 at 5:53 PM, abrazilrep said:

I am a dog, and when I see my dearest friend, I literally pee myself. I spend most of my time whining because I feel lonely, but he doesn't have a lot of time to play with me. My name is Pandora.

Well... sound pretty sad if you ask me :(.

On 8/9/2016 at 10:42 PM, Fiddle said:

I would be a dog because I spend all day being chased by bitches.

Um... There is a funny thing often said by my friends: "Boys these days... if they want to have girlfriend they need to have a dog (Husky best doggy)". 

 

Mostly we have cat and dog as pets, anyone has some sort of "weird" pet, like my brother, he has a lizard pet