Plk_Lesiak's 500 posts ROAST! [Everyone can join! No rules! No limitations!]

[Plk_Lesiak]

Posting this on Monday afternoon is probably not the best possible moment, but it wouldn't feel this special if it wasn't the actual 500th post. The most creative/painful insults will receive honourable mentions after the thread dries out. Rewards are a possibility - I still have a few of those Humble Bundle keys to give away.

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Hello there, Fuwanians and Fuwanettes!

It’s been nearly 4 months since I’ve written my first post on Fuwa forums. In this time I’ve produced an absurd number of 500 posts, more than 4 per day. I’ve been ever-present. I’ve been obnoxious. I’ve called you elitists and snobs. I’ve insulted your shitposting just after spamming meme-generator pictures in different topics. I’VE INSULTED YOUR PORN.

Now is your hour of revenge. Insult me! Let out your darkest thoughts and reach out to most twisted portions of your imagination! No mod will hold you accountable!

Let the roast begin!

Edited February 26, 2018 by Plk_Lesiak

[Plk_Lesiak]

1 minute ago, Kaguya said:

You messed up your math and now this is 499 post instead of 500. 

Therefore afternoon is wasted. 

Rippu.

Wait... Is it server lag of Coliseum posts don't count?

Edited February 26, 2018 by Plk_Lesiak

[Kaguya]

You messed up your math and now this is 499 post instead of 500. 

Therefore afternoon is wasted. 

Rippu.

[Kaguya]

2 minutes ago, Plk_Lesiak said:

Wait... Is it server lag of Coliseum posts don't count?

Coliseum posts don't count for your numbers, indeed. 

[Mr Poltroon]

Most lamentable.

Can you feel my pity?

[MaggieROBOT]

At least 499 is a beautiful number... or something.........

We'll remember this!!!!

[Plk_Lesiak]

11 minutes ago, MaggieROBOT said:

At least 499 is a beautiful number... or something.........

We'll remember this!!!!

 

Fixed already. THIS NEVER HAPPENED! PURE SLANDER AND MYSTIFICATION! MY OWN POSTS PROVE NOTHING!

Edited February 26, 2018 by Plk_Lesiak

[bakauchuujin]

If you don't even know that 499 comes after 498 you are not allowed to use the image of God, you should change your profile picture to someone on your intellectual level like Chocola from nekopara.

Edited February 26, 2018 by bakauchuujin

[Yuuko]

18 minutes ago, Plk_Lesiak said:

Wait... Is it server lag of Coliseum posts don't count?

[VirginSmasher]

I mean, you fucking up your 500th post by posting it as your 499th post is a good enough roast as is. 

Serves you right for liking OELVNs. 

[Ranzo]

Fufufu, how disgraceful. Clearly you don't deserve to be ahead of me in the rankings. I'd say I expected better but that would just be a lie. Reflect upon your past and future disgraces, and purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

[Dreamysyu]

30 minutes ago, Plk_Lesiak said:

Coliseum posts don't count?

Huh? You didn't notice that until now? Are you stupid or something?

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Congratulations on the new title, by the way!

 

[mitchhamilton]

i must say this is quite the accomplishment, dude. 4 months on the site and 500 posts and i dont know who you are. well done.

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                                               See, what i did here was something called math. might want to look into it.

[Dergonu]

Just now, Plk_Lesiak said:

I’VE INSULTED YOUR PORN.

Well, congrats on y-- WAIT, Whoa! There are some lines you simply don't cross! How dare you!

No congrats for you!

 

Okay, fine, grats. Well spammed, friend. You make old spammers like myself proud.

[Arcadeotic]

I was just going to mock you for being a special snowflake who saw the burning need to use a non-default font, but I guess you should also retake your elementary lessons once more, huh.

[VirginSmasher]

4 minutes ago, Dergonu said:

Okay, fine, grats. Well spammed, friend. You make old spammers like myself proud.

Us old timers appreciate the new spammers, although you still didn't reach 500 posts in 3 months like some of us did. 

Step your game up. 

[onorub]

Anyone claiming that Analogue: A Hate Story is the best VN of all time needs their head checked.

[Guest]

You're roasted. (To lazy to photoshop your pic in the roasted chicken, so just use your imagination for the sake of the pun)

 

[Arcadeotic]

8 minutes ago, SeniorBlitz said:

You're roasted. (To lazy to photoshop your pic in the roasted chicken, so just use your imagination for the sake of the pun)

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[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Arcadeotic said:

THAT IS WHAT I CALL QUALITY SHIT.

[Kenshin_sama]

After seeing your pic in the irl thread, I came to the conclusion that you'll never be hot no matter how much we tried to roast you. But I suppose I'll give it a shot anyways.

Kinda dumb how you made a 500 post thread with only 499 posts, but I suppose that's to be expected since yo mama is so stupid she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

For real though dude, it's been a pleasure to have you around. Keep up the quality OELVN posts no one cares about!

Oh and feel free to fall into a ditch for insulting my porn.

[Shikomizue]

You're a, uh... you're an... I bet you... uh... uhhhhhhhhhhh.... shit.

You're a darned poopyhead.

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Gottem

 

 

 

 

 

[EastCoastDrifter]

Trying to think of a roast.

Error 404 not found.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Kenshin_sama said:

 

For real though dude, it's been a pleasure to have you around. Keep up the quality OELVN posts SeniorBlitz and probably Mag, maybe Ranzo... cares about!

Fixed.

[Ranzo]

35 minutes ago, SeniorBlitz said:

Fixed.

It's...it's not like I care about your OELVN posts or anything...baka!