What will you do if you become your waifu?

[ztrepzilius]

How do you react if Truck-kun isekai'd you into another world as your waifu? Husbando is fine too. Somebody might collect merchandise of themselves and cloning to experience true narcissism.

Edited March 13, 2019 by ztrepzilius

[kokoro]

Mape the raids

[Ranzo]

I'd live the plush life of the heiress of one of the largest corporations in the galaxy and fly around on my angel wing. 

I'd probably have to cut down on the candy consumption though...and the whole telepathy thing would take getting used to.

Edited March 13, 2019 by Ranzo

[Plk_Lesiak]

I hope I wouldn't start off like the Highschool Possession protagonist, masturbating furiously in the new body...

Spend an hour appreciating my new, cute lesbian self in the mirror and then hit on my cute girlfriend, if she's around...? That sounds about right. I'm a person that appreciates the small things in life.

[Dreamysyu]

I guess, I'll do nothing. You don't have much choice when you don't exist.

[Happiness+]

Jokes on you, I actually fantasized about this. 

So, I would just take over the world after looking into the mirror and pinching myself to see if I am not dreaming. Since this is an isekai and therefore, I am the MC. My plot armor must be thicker than fucking lead. 

[Stormwolf]

Man, just admit you'd look for the biggest dick available and wearing that ahegao like a boss 

[Akshay]

If i became my waifu, I'd find a way to fuck myself.

[Dreamysyu]

23 minutes ago, Akshay said:

If i became my waifu, I'd find a way to fuck myself.

So, basically, you'll masturbate?

[Clephas]

Kamio Ami version: I'd seduce the nearest rich guy, marry him, then take him for all he's worth after tricking him into breaking the pre-nup by having an affair with the secretary I hired for him.

Edit:

Belche version:  I'd enjoy being a vampire by drinking and smoking as much as I felt like.

[KainLegacy535]

I, of course will go to the yuri route

[Dergonu]

I would find the biggest mirror I could and masturbate profusely to myself.

[Kenshin_sama]

I'm pretty sure these are the types of questions hentai artists ask themselves when writing body switch scenarios.

I suppose I'll run with the same answer 70% of everyone else is coming up with, lol. Shite, I'll even throw in a couple vibrators and nipple rings.

[MeguminBlast]

Break up with Yuuma for shits and giggles.

[r0xm2n]

Heh, she's even MORE Autistic then I am (I'm a rather mild case though).

She also has chronic bad luck, and even more self loathing than I am.

Not to mention, she ....... kinda has a split personality too.....

 

........ I'd be screwed probably. Unless I can get some very good friends.

[VernonZirconKitsune]

I'd have to get used to living in 1920s Japan. I'd be pretty rich and have a mansion though so that's a plus. Gonna have to deal with pretty bad eyesight too, but my eyesight isn't exactly perfect so I'd get used to it. 

Would be an interesting experience to say the least, lol. I think it'd be pretty fun.

[HataVNI]

I already AM my waifu. Hatate is a flying reporter girl that writes for her spirit newspaper. I'm a dude called Hata who writes for a specialized outlet for visual novels and eroge. We are one and the same.

[Seryuu]

Harass the hero like any proper demon girl.

[sarkasmus]

Not really have one currently, but probably something like that:

-Getting close to a mental breakdown because there seemingly can't be a single section of my life that isn't turned upside down the moment it seems to stabilize

-calming down and realizing the pros like no longer being ugly, getting out of our messed up world into an at least more interestingly messed up one, new books to read and so on

-(doing the obvious)

-if necessary (meaning it's not a yuri/shoujo-ai pure romance story) getting as far away from the main story as possible!

-try to turn it into said yuri/shoujo-ai pure romance story (and probably fail ending up with a similary boring live as right now)

[Plk_Lesiak]

Hey, my favourite shitpost thread coming back to life...

Considering my current choice of waifu, this would be fun. Not only I'm a god-tier electric mage esper, I also have a somewhat-insane, but lovable lesbian roommate hitting on me all the time. Only thing left to do is to go on attack next time she starts her antics and observe her absolutely losing her mind because of not being rebuted like she expected. :3

[Dreamysyu]

On 9/11/2022 at 4:13 PM, sarkasmus said:

getting as far away from the main story as possible!

My experience with Japanese and Korean fiction says that this plan always fails miserably.

[sarkasmus]

16 hours ago, Dreamysyu said:

My experience with Japanese and Korean fiction says that this plan always fails miserably.

True, but the MCs usually do a terrible job at even trying to avoid it so it's worth a try.

[LarryCox]

 

Jokes on you; I truly entertained this fantasy.

So, after checking myself in the mirror and pinching myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming, I would simply take over the world. Given that this is an isekai, I am the MC. My plot defence must be more substantial than lead.