Would you rather...?

[Nosebleed]

2 They're strangers, their opinion on me is irrelevant, and it sounds pretty funny

 

1 Put a toothpick in between your toenails and your toes and kick a wall

2 Be scalped 

[Mevvrynne]

1)  It's less likely to kill me.

 

1_Be smacked upside the head with an electric guitar putting you into a coma for 1 year.
2_Have your entire body be tickled furiously by 10 people for a full 72 hours straight. 

[Nosebleed]

1 At least i'll be knocked out cold, it'll be like those movies where you wake up years later and the entire world progressed like crazy, besides wether you know this or not number 2 can actually kill someone if they're laughing for such a long period of time.

 

1 Be stung by 100 bees

2 Have 50 black widows crawl on your naked body

[Kaguya]

As long as they don't bite, just crawl, I'm fine with whatever.

 

1_hug and kiss the first person you see on the street.

2_ask "do you want to have sex with me?" to the first 1000 people you meet after this.

[Flutterz]

1) I'd immediately run as far as my legs would take me and chances are I won't charged with sexual harassment.

 

1) Be the only person to survive the zombie apocalypse

2) Be the first one to become a zombie in said apocalypse

[Kaguya]

1. I like being alive.

 

1_become extremely powerful at the exchange of a big chunk of your freedom.

2_live an ordinary life.

[Mevvrynne]

2)  I live in the United States, I'm used to having my freedom taken away.

1_Command the natural elements of the Earth (literally from the periodic table of elements).
2_Or command the elements of fire, earth, water and wind.

[Katatsumuri]

1. With the periodic table, I could control the components of all the molecules and reactions that compose the 2. option.

 

1.Discover a way to control gravity

2.You discover the cure for a disease of your choosing

[Mevvrynne]

2)  I will exploit my discovery for monetary gain.

 

1_Read a 1000 page book on the history of economics (no skimming!).

2_Watch a surgery on someone who is having their bubonic plague pustules cut open.

[Kaguya]

Both are very tempting. I'll go with 2 because the first probably wouldn't add any knowledge to me, while the second would give great laughs.

 

1_kill your loved ones

2_have sex with a tentacle monster

[Nosebleed]

1 I think i've answered something like this before, i'd prioritize myself above all others, the tentacle monster might even kill me in the process, i'd rather not.

 

1 Kill your favorite pet

2 Kill 15 other people's favorite pets

[Kaguya]

1. I hate pets.

 

1_do the harlem shake

2_wafuuuu~

[Asaka66]

2. Well F them they are strangers the perfect people to do stupid things around , also if you reveal your search history public its nearly equivalent to revealing yourself /if you know what I mean/

 

1. Everyone despises you and you are unable to lose a fight /physical, any kind - including weapons/

2. Have to always correct any kind of of anyone's mistakes that you see

[Damonkala]

2. It would make me seem helpful

 

1.Have a Portal Gun

2.Have a super charged Gravity Gun

[Mevvrynne]

2)  Not even a choice.  Portal gun practically makes gravity irrelevant when you can just put portals down and go in any direction you want.

1_Have your pet turn into an anthropomorphic humanoid, or if you don't have one, in general have an anthropomorphic humanoid living with you.
2_Summon an immortal demon from the fiery pits of the underworld to wreak havoc on the world of Man.

[Dark Ariel7]

1 hands down I am going the wanko to kursou route. It has been haunting my days that I was unable to do the kotarou route. Why would they not make one?!? I would be lying though if I said I was not heavily tempted by number 2.

1. Die an excruciating death well over 1 thousand years from now

or

2. Die by whatever you were going to die from at a normal time frame?

[Asaka66]

1. A thousand years of immortality are better than the unknown death /and "whatever you're going to die from" may also be a painful death/

 

1. Be a goat

2. Be a chicken

[jeftai]

1. being a goat sounds better then being dinner on a plate for other people goats tend to be eaten less and used more so yea.

 

1.the ability to grant wishes(but not for yourself)

or

2.the ability to destroy a person's most desired wish.

[Guest]

1. Grant other's wishes, because then I could just convince a friend to make a wish that I wanted granted, and I'd be able to break the system that way~  (Power Overwhelming)

 

 

Would you rather...

1. Give up any access to electronics for a month--that means no visual novels~?

or...

2. Give up the ability to eat for six months--although this won't affect your health as you are magically "nutrish-ed"~?

[Nosebleed]

2 I don't have to eat and i'm healthy? More time to play visual novels, don't have to waste time preparing meals and going to the bathroom. I'm not even mad.

 

1 Swap genders for the rest of your life

2 Always have to be in underwear for the rest of your life 

[Guest]

2. I like being a lady--boys are gross    Plus, I prefer to be alone anyways, so no need to take them off.

 

Would you rather...

1. Rewatch the worst anime you've ever seen

or...

2. Sit around and do nothing but think during that time you'd be spending watching that anime

 

?

[Flutterz]

1. I think the worst anime I've seen is Fate/Stay Night... Yeah, I don't watch anime much xD

 

Would you rather read a really good VN that is:

1. Too short

or

2. Too long

[Nosebleed]

2 If it's really good then the longer the better since i won't hate it.

 

1 Use a mouse and keyboard on all eletronical devices you have

2 Use a touchscreen on all eletronical devices you have

[Hentai Meido Sachi]

1 because huehue

 

 

1. A human who loves a youkai

2. A youkai who loves a human

[seventhfonist425]

I- wait, how am I supposed to answer this? I'm not DOING anything here. Uhh... I would rather a human because, I don't know what "youkai" is referring to. It can be those super weird Japanese things in the past, such as, a rock with a legend behind it, or a big bird thing, and I don't do rocks or birds.

So, 1. Maybe 2, if we're talking touhou, but I don't know if it is. Feel free to correct me if I'm taking this all the wrong way.

 

1. Run out into the rain and come home soaking wet. (Come home with a big smile, of course.)

2. Gracefully carry an umbrella and come home completely dry.