Person above you avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

[krill]

scream why do these loli keep sneaking in my room at night there must be some conspiracy behind this and then hide in the closet

[DimDito]

I die.

[FruitsPunchSamurai]

I am like 'um hello, can you please stop sitting on my stomach please?'

[Tom]

a butt naked man ?!

*takes gun from under my bed*

[DimDito]

Assume I've accidentally summoned a familiar while sleeping.

[maliksusanto]

I'll ask her "Wanna sleep together :^)?

[Aniki]

I'm sorry, but your room is over there. *points at the doghouse at the front yard*

[Darklord Rooke]

Taser the bejeezus out of that pers-

 

OH MY! What have I done...

[Flutterz]

I don't remember hanging that poster in my bedroom...

[Tom]

what? 2 cute girls at once? am i in heaven? did i die? was i religious?

[Aniki]

Continue sleeping. Too bothersome.

[monkeysrumble]

Ummmm....Hi....

[GetterEmperor]

Dreams do come true.

[Tom]

wooah awesome, can i have you?

[krill]

"oh its rance, theres snacks in the fridge and my wifes cell fone has some annoying chicks numbers in it try and keep it down"

[Kendjin]

I never sleep. We shall stare the night away!

[Sakimichi]

I bathed in menstruation once too..... *smiles*

[Kaguya]

*Hides from unknown, foreign person*

[Kynbound]

Offers a slice of cake

[FruitsPunchSamurai]

Accept the good luck smooch

[Kaguya]

*asks pets to kill it*

[Otaku1612]

Ask what they're doing then goes back to sleep if it's pointless.

[monkeysrumble]

I'm pretty fucked aren't I?

[krill]

sorry miss, the auditions for the new magical girl show are one town over

[FruitsPunchSamurai]

Hey there, first you can start by putting the knife down okay? I can explain!