Corrupt A Wish

[Blue Ember]

I wish I could be strong like Onee-sama!

(I wish any game, anime, book, Vn & ect existed in multiple & separate universes that I can travel/transport other people to of my own free will)  

[Treima]

Granted, except you leave behind your body permanently in doing so. You are a ghost to anything and everything in those worlds, capable only of observing them, never interacting. Others you transport to these worlds share the same fate.

I wish I had determination surpassing that of any human being that has ever lived.

[phersu]

Granted, you have the determination of a mountain. You are determined to now stand in place until the end of eternity.

 

I wish I had a cheese pizza, flour dough crust, a little warm, not burnt, with only pepperoni as a topping.

[Blue Ember]

Granted, you have the determination of a mountain. You are determined to now stand in place until the end of eternity.

 

I wish I had a cheese pizza, flour dough crust, a little warm, not burnt, with only pepperoni as a topping.

(Granted, it appears in front of your lawn, upside down, in an ant pile

I wish anything could be possible through hard work)

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

(Granted, it appears in front of your lawn, upside down, in an ant pile

I wish anything could be possible through hard work)

Granted, but now absolutely nothing is possible through easy work, you struggle even to breathe.

 

I wish monkeys could use bananas as spoons to eat cereal,

[Blue Ember]

Granted, but now absolutely nothing is possible through easy work, you struggle even to breathe.

 

I wish monkeys could use bananas as spoons to eat cereal,

(Granted, but bananas & cereal now cause internal bleeding to monkeys whenever they come in contact.

I wish all Majikoi games were fully translated to English with good quality)

[DimDito]

Granted. The world population with any access to a computer will be compelled to play, compromising general productivity, therefore leading to drops in economy and eventually the country's downfall. A next world war is now imminent in competition of financial superiority.

I wish Tyrion Lannister doesn't die.

[DimDito]

[Whoops, double post. Please delete.]

[Blue Ember]

Granted. The world population with any access to a computer will be compelled to play, compromising general productivity, therefore leading to drops in economy and eventually the country's downfall. A next world war is now imminent in competition of financial superiority.

I wish Tyrion Lannister doesn't die.

(Granted, the writer goes into a coma right before Tyrion Lannister would have died & no one ever continues the series from where he left off. 

I wish that Dim gained all the powers of Kawakami Momoyo)

[Monmon]

Granted, But Dim will have uncontrollable urge to sexually harassed  Man,women and chimpanzee.

 

i wish there will be rain of bunnies. 

[Tenkuru]

Granted, but now the streets are filled with bunny corpses.

 

 

I wish pineapples wear bikinis.

[Blue Ember]

Granted, but now the streets are filled with bunny corpses.

 

 

I wish pineapples wear bikinis.

(Granted, however because they have the knowledge of clothing they have become self aware & now Humans & pineapples are playing the roles of Attack on Titan.

I wish I could have a crape in my hand) 

[DimDito]

Granted, you are now holding a 12-feet deciduous tree.

 

I wish this isn't the thread's last post.

[Blue Ember]

Granted, you are now holding a 12-feet deciduous tree.

 

I wish this isn't the thread's last post.

(Granted, however the next person who try's to post on here will die

I wish I could go anywhere I want fast, easy & free of charge.)

[Darkshine]

Granted, but now you can't stop moving fast otherwise your heart will stop(like a shark).

 

I wish food that was good for you actually tasted good.

[Mr Poltroon]

Granted, however, you lose your sense of taste.

 

I wish I had a cat.

[Blue Ember]

Granted, however, you lose your sense of taste.

 

I wish I had a cat.

(Granted, however it run's away soon after & can't be found.

I wish I could control the world)

[Clephas]

Granted, you now control the world, but you know longer possess an individual consciousness with which to act upon it.

 

I want a can of tuna for my giant demonic cat

[Tenkuru]

Granted, but it chose to eat you up instead.

 

I wish I have more time my hands.

[Chocolat]

Granted, but now you don't know what to do with all that time.

 

I wish I have good marks at my final exams.

[Blue Ember]

Granted, but now you don't know what to do with all that time.

 

I wish I have good marks at my final exams.

(Granted, however do to circumstances, you were expelled for cheating.

I wish time was on my side.)

[Clephas]

Granted, but time is a yandere, and it decided to freeze itself around you for eternity.

 

I wish that magic was real.

[Andulir]

Granted but then science is disapered.

I wish  i have 9 life
 

[Clephas]

Granted, but you are now a cat.

 

I want to turn my cat immortal.

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

Granted, but you had to sacrifice your dog to do that.

 

I wish keyboards could be used as fans to cool India's slavery factories.