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Granted, but it needs to suck the life and souls out of your blood relations in order to survive.

 

I wish for a giant iron spike with which to impale random people.

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Granted, but they are as big as your head and can't fit into the tea pot.

 

I wish for a new bone-saw, because the teeth on my old one are all rusty and stained brown.

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Granted, but they are as big as your head and can't fit into the tea pot.

 

I wish for a new bone-saw, because the teeth on my old one are all rusty and stained brown.

(Granted, however it's horribly dented & deformed & will cost you more money to fix then to buy a new one.

I wish for the power to see the world in a new light.)

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Granted, but if you touch a complex machine, it automatically shorts out.

 

I wish for the power to alter the flow of time at will.

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Granted, instead we have Hillary as our president and the Republican Party has ceased to exist, replaced by a party of sane human beings who just like the status quo.

 

I want to be able to grant random people magical powers that eventually turn them into insane monsters.

Posted

Granted, but it is always above your head and its water ignores roofs.

 

I wish for an adorable yandere kitsunekko.

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Granted, but the world rapidly decayed under their  pathetic efforts at ruling it, resulting in humanity falling into barbarism.

 

I wish for a giant pizza, the size of a football stadium.

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