Corrupt A Wish

[JustThisOne]

Granted, but its a sentient life form trying to eat you.

 

I wish I had perfect teeth

[Life]

Granted, but you get perfect vampire teeth with a sparkling body.

 

I wish for a mansion.

[JustThisOne]

Granted, but its Luigi's mansion and you are stuck there for eternity

 

I wish I could sleep  

[Clephas]

Granted, but you can no longer wake up.

 

I wish to be able to exude toxic miasma from my pores.

[JustThisOne]

Granted, but the miasma turns you into a giant tentacle creature 

 

I wish I could do something great

[Clephas]

Granted, you build a gigantic statue of yourself, sacrificing millions of slaves in the process and earning the name of the most terrible tyrant in history for yourself.

 

I wish for world peace (pupupu).

[JustThisOne]

Granted, but since you did not specify the planet in which to grant world peace your wish only effects Jupiter

 

I wish I can be more productive

[Clephas]

Granted, you are now a robot, with no sense of individual consciousness.

 

I wish for an infinite supply of meat.

[Andulir]

Granted but all of it is rotten


I wish for 1 dollar

[Clephas]

Granted, but the poison coating it kills you instantly.

 

I wish for a boiled egg.

[Tenkuru]

Granted, but there's a developing duck embryo in it.

 

I wish I can become a penguin.

[Life]

Granted, but your new home is in the Alps.

 

I wish for faster internet.

[Clephas]

Granted, but your internet-capable devices are fried by a mysterious EMP blast the next minute.

 

I wish for silk pillows for my cat to sleep on.

[dannyboo]

Granted, but your the pillow is made of your cat (assuming that it's possible)

 

I wish for a crepe

[Blue Ember]

Granted, but your the pillow is made of your cat (assuming that it's possible)

 

I wish for a crepe

Granted! But I'll take a small bite

I wish for my own Crepe!

[JustThisOne]

Granted, but it turns out to made of bird poop

 

I wish I had the motivation to exercise more

[dannyboo]

Granted, but you overdo it and end up in hospital after your first day

 

I wish I wouldn't have to wish for having a japanese girlfriend lol

[Blue Ember]

Granted, but you overdo it and end up in hospital after your first day

 

I wish I wouldn't have to wish for having a japanese girlfriend lol

(Granted, you don't have to wish for it, but it still doesn't happen.

I wish I was as cool as a cucumber.)

[Chocolat]

Granted, but now your family want to use you as a ratatouille ingredient.

 

I wish to meet the prince of the moon.

[Clephas]

Granted, but the centuries in the void have driven him mad and he eats your soul.

 

I wish for smores!

[Kenshin_sama]

Granted, but the marshmallow is burnt, the chocolate is droopy, and the graham crackers are made of plastic.

 

I wish ecchi anime had better fanservice.

[Clephas]

Granted, but you are arrested for possessing hentai videos of lolis due to a new law forbidding the exploitation of fictional characters.

 

I wish for a moon rock.

[JustThisOne]

Granted, the moon falls towards Earth

 

I wish I had the ability to make friends

[Clephas]

Granted, but you can only make sex-friends.

 

I want a combat mech so I can rampage through the city streets, shooting my giant bazooka and beam rifle while laughing maniacally at the peons being squished beneath my feet.

[JustThisOne]

Granted, now your mech fights Demonbane 

 

I wish for a cookie