Clephas Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Granted, your body is now made out of cookies. I wish for a mahou shoujo to torment using my new tentacle monster. Quote
Andulir Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Granted but it self distruct itself with you too I wish for a canon Quote
JustThisOne Posted June 8, 2014 Posted June 8, 2014 Granted, its now the Death Star's canon and its shoots you I wish I could be better at competitive video games Quote
DimDito Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 Granted, now better at losing. I wish the next person doesn't grant my wish. Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 Granted. You will now be stuck in a paradox for all of eternity. I wish I didn't need to sleep more than 5 hours a day. Quote
JustThisOne Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 Granted you are now a mindless zombie, you will never need to sleep ever again I wish for less stupid people on this planet Quote
Kenshin_sama Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 Granted, but now the world has fewer marketing niches and ultimately destroys everything that makes anime so rich. I wish every girl wore tiny mini-skirts! Quote
JustThisOne Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 Granted, now there are no girls on Earth I wish superheroes were real Quote
HMN Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 Granted,but when there is superheros there is super villains who cause chaos and distraction,now the world has even more threats than before i wish i could see the future Quote
Blue Ember Posted June 9, 2014 Posted June 9, 2014 Granted,but when there is superheros there is super villains who cause chaos and distraction,now the world has even more threats than before i wish i could see the future (Granted, however you can only see the future of bananas. I wish I had a fully working IBM 5100.) Quote
DimDito Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 Granted. You had, now you don't anymore. I wish Hitler survived the bombing of Berlin. Quote
JustThisOne Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 Granted, he surrendered shortly after. I wish I was a chick magnet. Quote
Blue Ember Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 Granted, he surrendered shortly after. I wish I was a chick magnet. (Granted however you also attract men who you find very attractive in both personality & looks & at least have to have a 1 night stand with one with these males. I wish for a relaxing song to listen to.) Quote
JustThisOne Posted June 11, 2014 Posted June 11, 2014 Granted, the song now makes you a mindless puppet of the government. I wish I could eat whatever I want and never go fat. Quote
HMN Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 Granted,but the only thing you can eat are apples I wish anime girls were real Quote
Karuma Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 Granted,but the only thing you can eat are apples I wish anime girls were real Granted, but now you aren't real anymore. I wish to be a 2d loli. Quote
JustThisOne Posted June 12, 2014 Posted June 12, 2014 Granted, you are now a page of a h-doujin that contains a high amount of rape. I wish I did not have to use so much money when I travel. Quote
Kenshin_sama Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 Granted, but the cheap transportation methods you use end up crashing in the middle of nowhere with no phone signal for help. > I wish I had a really good idea. Quote
JustThisOne Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 Granted, your good idea was to help children in a third world country but you are later captured by the locals, slowly tortured to death, and later have your corpse fed to local wildlife. I wish I had more time. Quote
Aniki Posted June 13, 2014 Posted June 13, 2014 Granted. Now you can live up to 500 years and witness all your friends and family die. You can never love, knowing they will age. You cannot be famous, knowing the world would know about your age. You can never do anything. You will only witness death. You will fall in despair. I wish my wish cannot be corrupted. Quote
Kenshin_sama Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 Granted. You did not make a wish for us to corrupt. ^^ I wish I could battoru! Quote
JustThisOne Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 Granted, however its only a delusion in your mind and in reality you are in a mental hospital receiving electroshock therapy every single day. I wish my friends would stop faking fun of me because I don't play League of Legends. Quote
Tenkuru Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 Granted, however they started making fun of you because you're an Otaku. I wish Windows 8 would stop causing so much problems to my laptop. Quote
JustThisOne Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 Granted, your laptop stops functioning entirely not because of Windows 8 but because someone set off an EMP near where you live. I wish I had a bigger hard drive. Quote
Kenshin_sama Posted June 14, 2014 Posted June 14, 2014 Granted, but it's completely packed with poorly animated hentai and can't be deleted. I wish I was in the top 50 on Osu. Quote
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