Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted July 13, 2014 Posted July 13, 2014 Granted, you are 'decent'. But that's all, it's still terrible compared to all the good people. I wish I knew more words to add to my already overly complicated sentences. Granted. You know enough Yiddish to throw in random Yiddish interjections, zingers, and punchlines to your sentences. But the general populace condemns you as an emissary of the Antichrist. I wish the Fuwa goddess would grant me change for a 20 dollar bill. Quote
satoshikyouma Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 granted but unfortunately,someone stole your 20 dollar bill.....(wait is this right?!) I wish I had an airplane.... Quote
Ivan A. Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 I wish I had an airplane.... Granted, but it doesn´t have wings so it´s pretty much useless. I wish for non-corrupt politicians(boy do we have that here) Quote
Kenshin_sama Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 Granted, but the mafia still has a hold on what goes on in politics due to favors granted to the previous politicians that were corrupt. I wish I could draw VN CGs at a professional level. Quote
Hanako Posted July 17, 2014 Posted July 17, 2014 granted but nobody recognize your talent I wish that I can take my sleep out of time Quote
Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 granted but unfortunately,someone stole your 20 dollar bill.....(wait is this right?!) Waah waaah..?!! No! It's not right...I'm out $20 now T~Tjp granted but nobody recognize your talent I wish that I can take my sleep out of time Granted. You have been blessed with eternal insomnia as time continues to move on to infinity. You'll be able to see e-v-e-r-y... waking moment (OuO) I wish Pluto was still a planet. Quote
crunchytaco Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 Granted, all planets in the solar system are reduced to tiny iceballs to fit the definition. I wish I could outrun a bullet. Quote
Scars Unseen Posted July 18, 2014 Posted July 18, 2014 Granted, all planets in the solar system are reduced to tiny iceballs to fit the definition. I wish I could outrun a bullet. Granted. You can now move at a top speed of 0.1 kph, which is more than enough speed to outrun an unloaded bullet sitting on a table. I wish for two centuries in a lifetime. Quote
LiquidShu Posted July 19, 2014 Posted July 19, 2014 Granted. You can now move at a top speed of 0.1 kph, which is more than enough speed to outrun an unloaded bullet sitting on a table. I wish for two centuries in a lifetime. Granted. There are now only two centuries until the Earth is destroyed. I wish I had vectors like in Elfen Lied, so awesome. Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted July 19, 2014 Posted July 19, 2014 Granted, but they aren't awesome. I wish this household stopped running out of milk every time I'M the one using it. Even though we're always buying more. Quote
Scars Unseen Posted July 19, 2014 Posted July 19, 2014 Granted. Instead, the milk goes bad every time you drink it. I wish that all wishes above this one get granted without corruption. Quote
crunchytaco Posted July 19, 2014 Posted July 19, 2014 Granted, but they aren't awesome. I wish this household stopped running out of milk every time I'M the one using it. Even though we're always buying more. Tiagofvarela is on a milk obsession Granted. Instead, the milk goes bad every time you drink it. I wish that all wishes above this one get granted without corruption. Granted. I wish everyone's wish became the opposite of what they wished for. Quote
Kurisu-Chan Posted July 19, 2014 Posted July 19, 2014 Granted. I wish everyone's wish became the opposite of what they wished for. Granted, but as your wish is corrupted, everyone's wish is also corrupted, thus preventing their opposite wish to be corrupted. I wish to manipulate time and space. Quote
crunchytaco Posted July 19, 2014 Posted July 19, 2014 Granted, you're now the time lord. But you're under oath with the Universe to never interfere with anything directly outside of time and space. You stare on lonesomely outside of time and space at the living affairs of those you used to interact with. And you're only able to manipulate time and space to fix... wait what is a time lord's job specifically? I wish that all censors from ero scenes from Japan are removed. Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted July 19, 2014 Posted July 19, 2014 Granted, but coincidentally, H-Scenes lost all popularity in Japan and noone bothered to make anymore of them or edit out the censor's from the old ones. (Who's obsessed with milk, mate? ) I wish crunchytaco could only drink milk, and it had to be through his nose. Quote
LiquidShu Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Granted, it is rotten milk. I wish that crunchytaco could only eat cheese sticks. Quote
Dark Ariel7 Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Granted. They now have cheese sticks for every flavor and texture. I wish to never travel to a separate reality were all kinds of cool things happen and I find my destiny. Quote
Zodai Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 You weren't going to anyway. In fact, you're just as worthless as you were before. Gilgamesh would be ashamed and call you a mongrel. Mongrel. I wish for the disarming of all nuclear weapons, and for the beneficial advancement of humanity as a whole. Quote
Dark Ariel7 Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 What the hell? you are supposed to grant it then twist it man. you are playing the game wrong. *cries some more* "Mommy!...He's not playing by the rules!" Granted. However, beneficial being subjective. Society became a debouched 24/7 sacrilege to all that is good and sane now. Quote
Zodai Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 You forgot to pick a wish. You say something about breaking the rules and then you break it yourself? Mongrel. I wish for a helicopter. Made of candy. You're not playing by the rules either. Where's your wish, you scoundrel?! I changed my mind. Dark Ariel7 is now a literal scoundrel. Soundrel Mongrel. Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 What the hell? you are supposed to grant it then twist it man. you are playing the game wrong. *cries some more* "Mommy!...He's not playing by the rules!" Granted. However, beneficial being subjective. Society became a debouched 24/7 sacrilege to all that is good and sane now. You're not playing by the rules either. Where's your wish, you scoundrel?! --Too late-- Granted, and it is made of candy. Unfortunately, it melted by the time you got on. I wish people would understand that milk is vital for your good health. Quote
Zodai Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 You're not playing by the rules either. Where's your wish, you scoundrel?! --Too late-- Granted, and it is made of candy. Unfortunately it melted by the time you got on. I wish people would understand that milk is vital for your good health. Oh, dear. This is quite the perplexing rush, is it not? Granted. However, nobody drinks it anyway. I wish for Dark Ariel7 to be a Scoundrel Mongrel. Scoundrel Mongrel. Quote
LiquidShu Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Granted, but nothing changed because he already is a Scoundrel Mongrel. I wish that there were more VN on iOS. Quote
JustThisOne Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Granted, they all turn out be terrible and it completely destroys the VN industry. I wish my car never ran out of gas. Quote
Zodai Posted July 20, 2014 Posted July 20, 2014 Granted. Death upon death, let thine light shine upon souls. Lost in eternity, never let their forget their failures. And above all-- Remember that infinite gasoline portals will turn the earth into a giant fireball. You just brought about the apocalypse. Your punishment will be waiting at the end of the line. -- My wish - knowledge, particularly in the writing field. Give me that which can resonate with the earth, spread my art far and wide. There shall be not a single being unknowing of my name, let my sign be entrenched into their hearts forever more. I am Joshua, let thine souls be grasped by my words. Let thine mouths praise for more, and let thine eyes feed off my script. For this is the path I am meant to take. Quote
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