SanadaShadow Posted September 2, 2014 Posted September 2, 2014 It is revealed to you that you are not very good at this wish granting thing. I wish that my earlier wish was granted. Quote
Insania Posted September 3, 2014 Posted September 3, 2014 It is revealed to you that you are not very good at this wish granting thing. I wish that my earlier wish was granted. Granted, but you are now deaf. I wish I could control time Quote
crunchytaco Posted September 3, 2014 Posted September 3, 2014 Granted, you can fast forward and rewind, but you can never interfere with the affairs of... well anything that isn't time. I wish I could do no arm push ups. Quote
Funyarinpa Posted September 3, 2014 Posted September 3, 2014 Granted, you can fast forward and rewind, but you can never interfere with the affairs of... well anything that isn't time. I wish I could do no arm push ups. Quote
Mr Poltroon Posted September 3, 2014 Posted September 3, 2014 Granted, gaming journalism is no longer corrupt. Coincidentally, gaming is no longer a thing and went extinct, somehow. I wish I wasn't so shy in public. Quote
Funyarinpa Posted September 3, 2014 Posted September 3, 2014 Granted, gaming journalism is no longer corrupt. Coincidentally, gaming is no longer a thing and went extinct, somehow. I wish I wasn't so shy in public. Granted. You now molest girls in public. And get paid for it. I wish I could wish a funny wish. Quote
SanadaShadow Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but how will you? You've already used up your wish. I wish for a wish that wishes for wishes. Quote
nohman Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 Granted, but the wish is completely removed from your own will, resulting in a disastrous series of events that bring ruin to the world. I wish to nail this employment law exam tomorrow. Quote
SanadaShadow Posted September 4, 2014 Posted September 4, 2014 Granted. However, you simply don't make the cut- You're fired days after you start. I wish for a real toy gun. Quote
LiquidShu Posted September 11, 2014 Posted September 11, 2014 Granted you get a Nerf gun I wish for a new Thresh skin in League. Quote
phersu Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. It makes your team lose every time. I wish Mayucchi from MajiKoi is real, loves me, will never cheat on me, and can beat up anybody. Quote
crunchytaco Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 Too many wishes to compute. Only one wish was granted. She becomes real. However, she NTRs you with your childhood friend nemesis. I wish I wasn't so evil. Quote
Kenshin_sama Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 Granted, but someone who's more evil than you takes over and wreaks greater havoc on the world. I wish I reached enlightenment. Quote
phersu Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. You reached Enlightment, the Indian restaurant in NY. (Jokes on that person, I don't have a childhood friend/nemesis! No netori for you.) I wish Batman would kill the Batman. Quote
NeroDragon12 Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 Granted, but it's a batman impersonator who committed suicide. (a batman did kill a batman aka himself) I wish corrupt a wish would end. Quote
crunchytaco Posted September 12, 2014 Posted September 12, 2014 Granted, but like all those wishes before you, it never succeeds. I wish a Mod would lock up every thread but corrupt a wish for a day. Quote
phersu Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Granted. Corrupt a Wish isn't locked, but deleted instead. I wish that Santa would put me on the good list. Quote
JustThisOne Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Granted, but it turns out that Santa is a Lovecraftian horror. I wish I did not have to walk to work tomorrow. Quote
NeroDragon12 Posted September 13, 2014 Posted September 13, 2014 Granted, you no longer have a job to walk to. I wish that I had a TARDIS. Quote
JustThisOne Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 Granted, but you do not know how to use your TARDIS and you are hunted by the Daleks for the rest of eternity. I wish I had solar panels. Quote
phersu Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 Granted, you have solar panels on a planet with no sun. Since mine is cracked.....I wish I had a new mask. Quote
Kosakyun Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 Granted, that your new mask would be too large for your head. I wish I could hug Shirai Kuroko. <3 Quote
LiquidShu Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Granted she hugs, and then stabs you. I wish I was organized! Quote
phersu Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, you're so organized you don't have time for anything fun. I wish I had chaos powers that can't hurt me. Quote
Kosakyun Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, you're so organized you don't have time for anything fun. I wish I had chaos powers that can't hurt me. Granted, that it can't hurt others too. I wish I was a moe! Quote
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