Corrupt A Wish

[Kenshin_sama]

Granted! Your heart stops when she calls you onii-chan.

 

I wish to be unknown to death, nor known to life.

[DimDito]

Granted. You are now nonexistent.

 

I wish I achieve eternal happiness.

[Aniki]

Granted. Your eternal happiness will never disappear. You will become happy whenever someone dies. You will rejoice at the sight of destruction. You will laugh at the feeling of pain. You will never become sad.

 

I wish the world would stop caring about everything.

[Kenshin_sama]

Granted. Law enforcers aren't going to care about the law. People are gonna stop caring about morals and rape other people, and those people are gonna be too careless to fight back. Media producers stop caring about making video games, anime, visual novels, manga, etc. Everyone starts getting fat because they just start stealing food from everywhere. People who produce food will stop caring about that. The world enters into a food crisis, but still refuse to fix it because they don't care. Due to the need to feed stomachs, and because all crops have withered away due to lack of care for maintenance, everyone starts feeding off other fat people because animals are too much work to kill (all the slow animals have already been consumed by farmers), and the humanity is now on the brink of extinction due to cannibalism. And the last man standing passes away due to hunger. He dies without a care in the world.

 

I wish I could draw really well.

[Aniki]

Granted. But you can only draw this.

 

I wish modern weaponry didn't exist. Only medieval weapons.

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

Granted! Now everyone has a sword and a shield on their backs, even the children, and there are no more lawyer and sues, now it's an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

 

I wish people would stop calling anime cartoons and manga comics.

[Aniki]

Granted. Now people call cartoons 'anime' and comics 'manga'.

 

I wish the world would rotate the other way. (Sun sets in the east)

[DimDito]

Granted. The Earth's equilibrium within the solar system is now disrupted and unnatural planetary phenomena ensue, eventually leading to its untimely doom.

 

I wish Aniki stops looking bored all the time.

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

Granted! Now he has no face, so no one can tell he looks bored.

 

I wish I could learn Japanese instantly.

[DimDito]

Granted, but you are now oblivious to any other language including your native tongue.

 

I wish I have a Microwave Ophone.

[Aniki]

  On 3/28/2014 at 11:17 AM, DimDito said:

I wish I have a Microwave Ophone.

Granted. You can have an ophone. The microwave ophone comes with an easier-to-use GUI that will guide you in time travelling. It however, cannot heat bananas.

 

I wish all music was replaced with classical.

[Ang3lKilar]

Granted. Now nothing but classical music exists causing people worldwide to fall asleep at the wheel and killing millions. You're a monster.

I wish i could have conversations with animals.

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

Granted, now you can't have conversations with humans nor do you understand human language and writing, haha you can't read VNs anymore!

 

I wish space travel were possible in the next 5 years.

[GKats12394]

Granted! Space travel is now possible, however every being is now super fat and must use floating devices to move around anywhere. (Wall-E reference ftw)

 

I wish cigarettes, nicotine, tobacco, and cigars never existed.

[Yeah Way]

Granted. The resulting increase in average lifespan causes overpopulation and worldwide hunger. Bravo.

 

I want this, now.

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[Ang3lKilar]

Granted. You now have a life size picture of this photo that follows you around wherever you go and disturbs every human interaction you'll ever have. Good luck with that one.

I wish rocks could talk and had little rock families and rock society.

[DimDito]

Granted. Rocks are now hostile and doom humanity's extinction in the attempt to reach natural superiority.

I wish elephants can fly.

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

Granted! Now instead of pigeon crap on your car you get elephant crap!

 

I wish there were no hot days (no use trying to corrupt it to "Now every day is cold", because I'd love that really).

[Aniki]

Granted. The sun has now been removed from existence. I'm sure the consequences are clear.

 

I wish France didn't exist.

[GKats12394]

Granted! Now no one automatically surrenders in a war, resulting in World War III. Thanks.

 

I wish Dubstep was the only music genre in the world.

Edited April 1, 2014 by GKats12394

[Aniki]

  On 4/1/2014 at 1:53 AM, GKats12394 said:

Granted! Now no one automatically surrenders in a war, resulting in World War III. Thanks.

 

Granted. The world will soon be annihilated by loud and headache-inducing music. Resistance groups were formed such as the Classists and Rockers, but their lack of unity caused their demise. The world was now united under Dubstep control, and the Earth collapsed.

 

I wish the United States didn't exist. 

[GKats12394]

Granted! Now Obamacare doesn't exist... HUZZAH! (Breaking the meta)

 

I wish the country; Turkey, was called chicken.

[Aniki]

Granted. Austria is now called Sausage, and the two countries wage war that will eventually turn into World War III. Good job.

 

I wish the United States was still a British colony.

[Yukiru]

Granted, but they now start their fight for freedom.

 

I wish this thread didn't die.

[DimDito]

Granted.