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Granted,but as you try catching me you trip over and hurt your leg(you can't catch me i'm like the wind!!!!!)

 

i wish i could travel to a lot of places 

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Granted,but as you try catching me you trip over and hurt your leg(you can't catch me i'm like the wind!!!!!)

 

i wish i could travel to a lot of places 

Granted! But you can't eat the food any where else except in Kawakami! 

I wish my leg was fixed!

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Granted but now you can't train for a whole year

 

i wish for a fast opponent to challenge me in a race!

A whole year!!!!!!???

Eh, um.. got it! Granted! But I can train again and because of that I beat you in that race as your opponent! 

I wish Onee-sama watched the race~

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A whole year!!!!!!???

Eh, um.. got it! Granted! But I can train again and because of that I beat you in that race as your opponent! 

I wish Onee-sama watched the race~

huh?!!! you couldn't possibly  beat me i'm fast like the wind!!!!

 

Granted,but in the middle of the race momo-senpai gets distracted and starts picking up cute girls thus missing the rest of the race!

 

i wish i could be an adventurer!!!

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Granted, you are now paralyzed from the neck down, since you can't really do anything you can adjust your sleep schedule as you see fit.

 

I wish the world did not revolve around money. 

Granted, it revolves around food~

I wish Capt came back from the woods.

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Granted i'm back,but now Gakuto is the one who's lost in the woods!

 

i wish me and the gang could go on a trip together!

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Granted i'm back,but now Gakuto is the one who's lost in the woods!

 

i wish me and the gang could go on a trip together!

Yay! Where's my souvenir? 

Granted, but Yamato was thrown into a river and catched a cold again.

I wish Gakuto brought back something. 

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Yay! Where's my souvenir? 

Granted, but Yamato was thrown into a river and catched a cold again.

I wish Gakuto brought back something. 

here's your souvenir wasabi seaweed

 

Granted,what he brought back was a cute girl who lied to him about how she loves his muscles only so she could find and challenge momo-senpai!!!

 

i wish i could find a job that i don't get bored with

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Granted, human civilization collapses and people have regressed to killing each other for basic survival. Your job now is just to simply survive in the chaotic world, it won't be boring because you always have to be alert and not know when something dangerous might happen. 

 

I wish I can work faster.

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Granted. But now you live in the US and must depend on the government for food stamps~

 

I wish Lionel Messi was actually Liam Neeson in disguise.

 

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Granted. But now you live in the US and must depend on the government for food stamps~

 

I wish Lionel Messi was actually Liam Neeson in disguise.

I don't know who those people are but granted, but I'm actually Neeson in disguise, so let's battle!

I wish I had a balanced meal waiting for me.

Guest sakanaとkoeda
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Granted. But now Tyson Foods owns you and your chicken pen.

 

I wish I was an Iron Chef.

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Granted,you lose your hands to draw with.

 

 

I wish I had my own Harem of Highschool Girls

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Granted, you've now turned 80 years old. (I don't recommend you use your harem for anything under such conditions, personally...)

 

I wish I had the ability to win at chess even once, considering I play it all the time.

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Granted, and you won against a chess grand master. However, it is like playing chest against a supercomputer who does seemingly completely random moves as if to mock everything you know about chess. Even if you win, if feels like losing.

 

I wish life isn't so stressful.

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(Granted, you are given a new perspective on life that makes it not so stressful however: Your new perspective causes you to go insane and now you're locked up medical facility for your kind.)

(I wish for wish #1354)

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