NeroDragon12 Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, but a bunch of creepy dudes kidnaps you because of your moeness and you're never seen again. I wish for the next person wish to be corrupted. Quote
Kosakyun Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, that my wish would be to fuck you. I wish I'd have my cute lolis in frilly skirts! Quote
Kenshin_sama Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, but they also wear shorts underneath. I wish mosquitoes didn't exist. Quote
phersu Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, mosquitoes no longer exist, and thus were unable to use disease to kill off an ancient species which now has killed all humans. I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish upon a star tonight. Quote
Kosakyun Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, mosquitoes no longer exist, and thus were unable to use disease to kill off an ancient species which now has killed all humans. I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish upon a star tonight. Quote
phersu Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 Granted, it tastes better than crap, but not by much. I wish I wasn't such an apathetic, emotionally detached, sociopathic bastard. Quote
crunchytaco Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 Granted, your new found emotions cause you to suicide. I wish Fuwanovel was the most popular fan page on facebook. LiquidShu 1 Quote
Kosakyun Posted September 16, 2014 Posted September 16, 2014 Granted, your new found emotions cause you to suicide. I wish Fuwanovel was the most popular fan page on facebook. Quote
Andulir Posted September 30, 2014 Posted September 30, 2014 I wish I could grope crunchytaco. Oh wait. -gropes- Granted but your hands and arms are disappears Quote
sirjabberwock Posted November 10, 2014 Posted November 10, 2014 Granted, but you'd probably just post a terrible response, killing the thread once again. I wish my waifu was real. LiquidShu 1 Quote
Kosakyun Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Auuuu... That hurts... Granted, but she hates you. I wish I could go and grope my classmates' chests without stares of hostility~ Quote
corntastic Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Auuuu... That hurts... Granted, but she hates you. I wish I could go and grope my classmates' chests without stares of hostility~ Granted, but only because they didn't know (they were asleep or something) and they all have previously unknown breast cancer lumps. Do you tell them or not? I wish UPS speedometers could go higher than 5mph Quote
Kosakyun Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Granted, that it'll activate if your speed is not exactly 5mph. I wish I didn't feel sleepy all the time. Quote
GriMw0lf69 Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Sigh.. I had this all written, then my browser decided to go back.. Time to rewrite it. Granted. But you can never sleep again, and still have symptoms of sleep exhaustion (Except for death.). Within 2 weeks, you go insane. After 3 weeks, your shoe tells you to kill your neighbor, so you do. While in prison, the "person in the walls" screams at you, begging to be saved day and night until eventually, you bash your head into the wall to the point of becoming paralyzed. You can no longer move, or talk. For the rest of your life, you will remain awake and conscious, listening to the screaming agony of the voices in your head, and the hallucinations that have become your reality. You will live the next 42 years and 124 days of your life with a broken mind, waiting and begging for it to end. Have fun~ <3 I wish for my wishes to be incorruptible. What now?! Oh, but before that.. Give me super powers. The awesome kind. Like taking a dump and not having to wipe. Surprise me. Quote
corntastic Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Granted, but you can't really wish for anything big. Absolute power and all that. Therefore your second wish is out. I wish for uh.... nothing. Quote
Funyarinpa Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Granted, but you can't really wish for anything big. Absolute power and all that. Therefore your second wish is out. I wish for uh.... nothing. Granted, you get nothing except your wish being granted on an online forum I wish I could play horror games without freaking out Quote
corntastic Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Granted but now you have a crippling addiction to lithium to sustain that nonfreakoutness. I wish it would get warmer and not be frigid like crazy ex girlfriends. Quote
Rilarion Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Granted, now you'll live in a pool of lava for eternity I wish I could date with Mayuki from Comyu Quote
LiquidShu Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Granted but you are over 18 and you dated her in the US. Someone saw you too going at it and now you are in jail, rip. I wish Chinami's route was longer in Hoshizora no Memoria. Quote
Rilarion Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Granted but you are over 18 and you dated her in the US. Someone saw you too going at it and now you are in jail, rip. I wish Chinami's route was longer in Hoshizora no Memoria. Granted, but they filled it with h-scenes where she's raped by random older dudes (above 50 yo) I wish I liked broccoli Quote
sirjabberwock Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 Granted. But, you now hate all other foods and turn green from your broccoli-based diet. I wish I had more time for otaku stuff Quote
Hanako Posted November 11, 2014 Posted November 11, 2014 granted but there is no more otaku stuff so it's pointless I wish to be a true yuri ghost *.* Quote
joehawks12 Posted November 12, 2014 Posted November 12, 2014 granted, but you are reincarnated as a ghost in the setting of corpse party. I wish for the ability to turn potatoes into tomatoes, and vice versa. Quote
Rilarion Posted November 12, 2014 Posted November 12, 2014 Granted, but whenever you transmutate them, they rot! I wish I had a TARDIS Quote
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