Three Word Story

[AaronIsCrunchy]

stopped to smell

[Zakamutt]

the proverbial flowers.

[Fred the Barber]

Meanwhile, in Australia

[Darklord Rooke]

drop bears ambushed

[AaronIsCrunchy]

despite the Vegemite

[Fred the Barber]

consumed by their

[atorq]

ancestors. Deep inside

[Firemonk]

The glory hole...

[Shikomizue]

was a gigantic,

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[Fred the Barber]

absolutely enormous dildo

[Firemonk]

They proceeded to

[Shikomizue]

make a replica

[Firemonk]

Made out of

[Shikomizue]

banana peels and

[Firemonk]

Banana pudding, then

[Shikomizue]

threw it at

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[Benji Price]

It looked like

Edited December 8, 2016 by Benji Price

[Firemonk]

A dead rat

[Shikomizue]

Meanwhile, in Gotham

[Firemonk]

Batman masturbated furiously 

[Shikomizue]

to Catwoman in

[Limerence_]

broad daylight while 

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[Firemonk]

The joker watched

[Shikomizue]

from the Batcave.

Edited December 8, 2016 by Shikomizue

[Firemonk]

While the joker