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No need to worry, it'll be indistinguishable from usual.

Congratulations! Yours was the 10,000th post in this thread!

Take a bow, then go buy a lottery ticket or something. It's your lucky day.

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Confession: I look weird when I smile :vinty:

At least you smile at all.

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I am now curious about that eye ejaculate.  Where does it's propulsion come from.  Can I use it to power my spaceship?

Alright, looks like I'll be moving to Ohio in a few months. :jinpou:

We might now be close enough for me to say "Ello"

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Going to the xkcd book tour. There's only one stop in Canada and I'd already bought a ticket, and the exam was scheduled for almost exactly the same time.

Prof said that it wasn't a very good reason, though not the worst, but that luckily for me there was already a make-up exam planned and that he was generally lenient about that sort of thing as long as it doesn't inconvenience him too much.

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We might now be close enough for me to say "Ello"

Why not make it a Ohio gozaimasu?

 

 

Confession:

Yesterday I kind of sort of shit myself, so i got that going for me.

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You guys like to talk girls? Then let's talk girls.

  • I have broken three grills, despite having never owned one.

I don't know how to operate girls. Someone halp!

Thank you for contacting the Female Universal Helpline 3000 (FUHx3000). Due to the nature of females being completely different individuals with different operating instructions, each one comes with its own Instructional Manual written in painstaking detail in the finest of invisible ink. If you have lost, misplaced, or had the female hide the instruction manual on you, we will need the female's serial code in order to send you another. The serial code can be found tattooed on the underside of her left breast. You will need to remove her bra in order to access this code. Please be aware that some models have front clasp access and some have back clasp access. It is advised to take proper precaution before removing said garment. Proper precautions also vary by female, and can be found in that female's user manual. Precautions may include but are not limited to: chocolate, foot massages, wine, Sex in the City reruns, Twilight novels, 6-hour mall trips, walks on the beach, mid-afternoon naps, discussion of having children and power tools. Once you have you model's serial code, please send it along with a self-address, stamped footlocker to our address. Thanks for selecting your female, we know she'll bring you joy for years to come.

Confession: I think sex and the city is a great show

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Confession but not really: I like the twilight books

I like the movies more. Remember when they had to animate a baby, because no living mother on this earth was comfortable to have their child be in a movie in which Taylor Lautner wants to fuck a baby? 

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'Fession: as self proclaimed #3 spammer (top 2 being Kosaki & NB), I am a bit sad that the statistical information like top 20 posters daily & all time are gone :rimu:

On the bright side, my spammer's instinct has been heavily nerfed since then.

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Confession:

So I've been going to a conference for the last 3 days (including today) and there's this like minimum 9/10 girl in my committee, damn son

Confession 2:

Today's program ended with a party, which had two distinct parts, first was a dinner. The next was dancing, which pretty much meant it was impossible to stay inside comfortably unless you enjoy blaring shitty pop music (or even worse, pop remixes of stuff like Englishman In New York or Hotel California). There were only tables of 12, so I sat with this one group of ladies from Saudi Arabia. Their lifestyle was seemingly much more similar to my secular lifestyle than I expected. The seat to my right was empty and most other girls on the table were talking between themselves so I ended up talking to the girl next to me, and fucking dammit did we get along. After the dancing started, we left the building and then we just sat on some chairs and then we listened to Ritchie Blackmore's Rainbow (the songs were Catch The Rainbow & Rainbow Eyes) and Blue Öyster Cult (Astronomy, Don't Fear The Reaper) on my phone. Was one of the best days I've had in a long while.

She's apparently Canadian but lives in Saudi Arabia lol

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Confession 3:

I only just recently realized that my Samsung laptop's trackpad supports the "sliding with two fingers to scroll" gesture, which has improved my trackpad usage like 100x.

 

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Confession: Suikashoujo, Cyrillej1, and 2 of my female friends were right about me when I asked the question. I'm a lost cause:

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The utter disappointment of all my female friends at this point must be astounding. I am so sorry friends. :(

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Confession: Suikashoujo, Cyrillej1, and 2 of my female friends were right about me when I asked the question. I'm a lost cause:

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The utter disappointment of all my female friends at this point must be astounding. I am so sorry friends. :(

Dude, even I am disappointed.

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Confession: Suikashoujo, Cyrillej1, and 2 of my female friends were right about me when I asked the question. I'm a lost cause:

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The utter disappointment of all my female friends at this point must be astounding. I am so sorry friends. :(

Dude, even I am disappointed.

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