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Confession: I got downvoted on reddit and one user even went as far as to call me an "idiot". 

 

Who is going to help me? Should I tell my mom?

No. Call the cops.

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Confession: I've been trying to complete the first page in a manga I'm creating. But I'm a lazy bum. Can't even finish the line art. 

 

Confession 2: I showed my mother one of my recent drawings and the first thing she said instead of voicing her praise for my work was "Why don't you ever draw black people?" I then proceeded to spend two hours drawing a black person. It came out decent enough. Thanks mom.

Heh

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Confession: I tend to keep this confession to myself, but I am a huge macrophile and love reading stories about it. I personally prefer rampage stories with a lot of growth sequences in them, mixed with some light vore, insertion, and crush scenes as well. For the vore bits, I prefer large groups of people being swallowed whole; "chewing" and graphic descriptions are not my cup of tea.

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This looks like 2 day old bird due to the ecology on it.

The skin/outside herbs got a little extra crispy this year because we were cooking in a relative's electric oven, but the bird itself remained juicy and delicious. Butter and herbs under the skin before cooking FTW.

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Double Confession: Two in a single day? For some reason, this particular image has been used quite a lot, and I mean quite a lot, for personal reasons the past couple of days. I feel strange, as this normally doesn't happen.

NSFW:

http://i.imgur.com/gqdjSWM.jpg

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So in our hotel room we have one of those toilet sized things for cleaning your ass. My sister saw one for the first time today and she actually tried to FORBID ME from using the actual toilet and tried to tell me to use the dedicated posterior rinsing apparatus instead. 

She's an idiot, and she almost always gets on my nerves, but at least her idiocy is funny at times. 

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Confession: I've been trying to complete the first page in a manga I'm creating. But I'm a lazy bum. Can't even finish the line art. 

 

Confession 2: I showed my mother one of my recent drawings and the first thing she said instead of voicing her praise for my work was "Why don't you ever draw black people?" I then proceeded to spend two hours drawing a black person. It came out decent enough. Thanks mom.

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This reminds me of Clerks the Animated Series where Dante and Randal are reading viewer mail asking them if they're afraid of women and they keep blowing it off, until a letter pops up asking if there aren't any black people in New Jersey and they hop all over that by introducing a black character on the spot.

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So in our hotel room we have one of those toilet sized things for cleaning your ass. My sister saw one for the first time today and she actually tried to FORBID ME from using the actual toilet and tried to tell me to use the dedicated posterior rinsing apparatus instead. 

She's an idiot, and she almost always gets on my nerves, but at least her idiocy is funny at times. 

She obviously wants you to be clean for when she inevitably makes a move on you. She just wants to eat you out.  Why can't you understand her feelings!?

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Confession: I've been trying to complete the first page in a manga I'm creating. But I'm a lazy bum. Can't even finish the line art. 

 

Confession 2: I showed my mother one of my recent drawings and the first thing she said instead of voicing her praise for my work was "Why don't you ever draw black people?" I then proceeded to spend two hours drawing a black person. It came out decent enough. Thanks mom.

Hidden Content

This reminds me of Clerks the Animated Series where Dante and Randal are reading viewer mail asking them if they're afraid of women and they keep blowing it off, until a letter pops up asking if there aren't any black people in New Jersey and they hop all over that by introducing a black character on the spot.

Heh.

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So in our hotel room we have one of those toilet sized things for cleaning your ass. My sister saw one for the first time today and she actually tried to FORBID ME from using the actual toilet and tried to tell me to use the dedicated posterior rinsing apparatus instead. 

She's an idiot, and she almost always gets on my nerves, but at least her idiocy is funny at times. 

She obviously wants you to be clean for when she inevitably makes a move on you. She just wants to eat you out.  Why can't you understand her feelings!?

You have a penchant for horror writing, you just don't know it 

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Confession: I might get to meet up with another Fuwan later on this evening. Sorry Cyrille, you aren't the only one! ^_^

Don't get abducted.

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