Fuwanovel Confessions

[Soulless Watcher]

 

Confession: Today I got laughed at for still being single. Again. Fuck.

 

If it makes you feel any better I just realized that I'm 22 and have no idea on what to do if I were to like a girl.

I'm much in the same boat with you all except I know exactly what to do if I find myself attracted to another individual..... run away. Awhile ago I came to the realization that I am attracted to individuals that could charitably be called "free-spirited", people with their own special morals that see no problem with extensive drug use, multiple sexual partners, theft, and so on and so forth. I suppose I find the ability to live how you wish regardless of external factors admirable, since I am chained by a crippling fear of making my own decisions.

[Shikomizue]

 Today I realized that oatmeal ≠ rice pudding.

Mind = fucked

How long did it take you to realize that a breakfast food doesn't equal one of the greatest desserts ever made?!

 

Edited November 28, 2015 by Shikomizue

[atorq]

 Today I realized that oatmeal ≠ rice pudding.

Mind = fucked

How long did it take you to realize that a breakfast food doesn't equal one of the greatest desserts ever made?!

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This reminds me of one time when I was served that as dessert, that was so disappointing. I thought there was going to be an actual desert and then it's just porridge.

[Darbury]

Confession: Today I got laughed at for still being single. Again. Fuck.

Feh. Let them laugh. Single is good. In a relationship is good. One isn't better than the other ... just different.

Besides, there are much better things they could laugh at you for. We'd be happy to provide them with a list if they'd like.  

 

[Valmore]

Confession: I forgot it was my sister's birthday yesterday.

If it makes you feel better, I forgot my sisters' birthday back on the 21st, too.

[Shikomizue]

Confession: I forgot it was my sister's birthday yesterday.

If it makes you feel better, I forgot my sisters' birthday back on the 21st, too.

If it makes you guys feel any better, I forgot what day my Mom's birthday is on til someone reminded me.

[Rose]

Confession: Today I got laughed at for still being single. Again. Fuck.

Feh. Let them laugh. Single is good. In a relationship is good. One isn't better than the others ... just different.

Besides, there are much better things they could laugh at you for. We'd be happy to provide them with a list if they'd like.  

 

Savage.

[Deep Blue]

Confession: I cannot watch porn anymore. Every time I see a girl doing a porn movie (specially those low budget ones) I start thinking that she is probably not enjoying anything of what she is doing even being forced to do it, what kind of things are going on through her mind, what happens once the camera is turned off, why is she there in the first place... and I can't keep watching. It didn't happen in the past because I never stop to think about those things but now that I do I can't watch anything anymore >_> fuck everything.

Solution: vanilla doushinji

I can rec you some if you want

Confession: Today I got laughed at for still being single. Again. Fuck.

Tell them the truth, that you already have a girlfriend :P

Confession: I forgot it was my sister's birthday yesterday.

I never do either  buy her something today it doesnt really matter I'm sure she wont mind.

[Tyrael]

Well, thanks guys

I feel a bit better now

[Deep Blue]

talking seriously now, whoever makes fun of you because of that is a kid or just a jerk, don't let it bother you.

[Deep Blue]

Confession: I hate when I post something in a thread and then someone post the exact same thing but I get ignored and the guy behind me doesn't, I think there are the 3 plausible reasons for that:

a) people don't like me probably for a good reason
b) my grammar is terrible so they dont bother reading what I say or they don't understand what im saying xD
c) The Illuminati 
 

[Eclipsed]

 Confession: I feel really good today.  I helped save a puppy from possibly getting hit by a car

You're a legend

'Fession: I saw my friend's dog get run over by a car. RIP. =/

'Fession2: I saw Deep Blue's fession, was about quote + comment, but it got deprioritized when I saw Zeno's post and replied to that instead.

So yes, the answer is c) illuminati

[TexasDice]

Confession: I feel really good today.  I helped save a puppy from possibly getting hit by a car

Welcome to the saved-a-dog-club. We have karma and puss.

[Deep Blue]

I knew it 

[Valmore]

Confession: I hate when I post something in a thread and then someone post the exact same thing but I get ignored and the guy behind me doesn't, I think there are the 3 plausible reasons for that:

a) people don't like me probably for a good reason
b) my grammar is terrible so they dont bother reading what I say or they don't understand what im saying xD
c) The Illuminati 
 

Don't be silly, we don't exist except in conspiracy-laced video games.

[TexasDice]

Sweet.  Some non-reddit karma would be nice.  Those neighbors probably thinks better of me now, too, so there's a plus.

How'd you save a dog?

- - - >

...

But seriously, let me think... I once threw myself in front of a car, to save my dog. So, I guess the child? Is that even comparable? 

Well like a dog, you also take care of your child. I also love my dog but I don't think I'll throw away my life for her. I don't think my dog would want that either.

When the lady driving the car told me "You could've just bought a new dog!", I replied "It's fine. Mama could've just made a new kid." 

I felt pretty cool saying that with 10.

I have not yet met a girl who loved me after hearing that though.

[Ezioe]

 Confession: I have loads of homework to do that I put off over Thanksgiving break. (Don't think I'll even start until tonight)

[Nashetania]

Confession: What I don't have to do today, I will do tomorrow (most of the time)

[Kenshin_sama]

Confession: My mom and I almost regularly save turtles from the street. There was a snapping turtle that kinda made it hard for us though. Since they're defensive-aggressive by nature, it would try to bite us every time we approached it. So, since he made it hard for us, I decided to be a little bit of an asshole and save him the hard way by kicking him a little bit and backing off each time. I only did that because I was set on saving him at the time; I never helped a snapping turtle after that.

[Abyssal Monkey]

After I finally got my headphones from amazon

Confession: I ripped out my computer's front audio out port.  Pulling in my chair with cable stuck under armrest and I hear a *plink*, look down and find the 3.5mm jack bent sideways and my computer reverting to it's monitor speakers.  Pulled out the cable to find the male jack is still fine and the female jack's electrical noise protector out.  I was about to go buy a dac/amp or soundcard and write it off as an eventuality that came sooner than later.  Then I realized that the 10' cable they ship with it is actually a 3.5mm to 3.5mm and not something else that I couldn't identify.  Eventualities stalled!

It's actually better this way anyway, not enough power went to the front audio port so sound was a bit dampened.

In like 3 years when I buy upgrade to final audio quality including required accessories, I'm getting more powerful headphones and these can become my travelling ones.

Extra quality: heres the song that was playing when it happened.

 

[Funyarinpa]

Back from Spain. It was a tiring day. A shopping bag with perfumes and chocolate in it was stolen after my dad forgot to pick it up after opening a briefcase to check something out, he got the security footage etc. viewed- shit cost me so much time I missed the initial due date from  a major English assignment (20 percent reduction daily after due date, I can recover that loss, my English is great). 

A Link Between Worlds is a fun game, Dynasty Warriors 8 Vita probably still would've been the better choice but ALBW is great too, it seems. And I'm not a fan of Zelda.  (7/10 series) 

That said, the girl from the conference responded, HEAD IN THE CLOOOOOUUUUUUDDDDSSSS

[LinovaA]

Confession: I've been playing a lot of Shining Force III lately and I must say I am really enjoying it. Still on scenario I, but this seems like it will be a lot better than SFI and II. SFII was by far my favorite, so we shall see what SFIII does to my overall ratings for the games.

[Darbury]

Confession: I've been playing a lot of Shining Force III lately and I must say I am really enjoying it. Still on scenario I, but this seems like it will be a lot better than SFI and II. SFII was by far my favorite, so we shall see what SFIII does to my overall ratings for the games.

Report back once you're done, okay? I have a retro soft spot for SF 1 and 2, but I've never, ever played 3. I'd love to hear that it's even better than the first two. 

[Tyrael]

Confession: Today I met a girl that likes anime, has a similar political stance (far left), loves games in general (she loves Undertale which is my fav game this year), has a fun personality (at first glance anyways) and is also pretty cute. I also just found out she's single.

Man...

[Flutterz]

 

Confession: Today I met a girl that likes anime, has a similar political stance (far left), loves games in general (she loves Undertale which is my fav game this year), has a fun personality (at first glance anyways) and is also pretty cute. I also just found out she's single.

Man...