Fuwanovel Confessions

[atorq]

Liking people is scary, life was much easier back in the good old days when I hated everyone and everything.

[Eclipsed]

On 2/3/2017 at 0:03 AM, Eclipsed said:

To make up for abandoning my Elementary Japanese 2 class I'm pursuing another for-funzies-wishlist class of mine:

Piano 

It's something I've always wanted to learn but never bothered for whatever reason.

And I learned sooo much just in the first 2 hours today. Everything from proper posture & hand placement/techniques to all the technoterminolobabbles with the middle Cs and treble/bass clefs and how to read them music sheets staff time signature whole quarter half notes/rests etc etc 

The first weeb piano thing i wanna eventually one day self study on the side once I start getting into the groove of things will be Rewrite's Journey theme 

 

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Uh, I think Rewrite's Journey is a bit too... ambitious for my first Webberz piece to try on the side during my newbie piano studies.

 

Instead, Kara no Shoujo's main title theme seems more feasible :3

 

 

[Eclipsed]

Even though I'm supposed to be the uh, JP expert in the fam fam, I just went to watch the new SAO: Ordinal Scale movie with my sister because she was like Oh yeah wanna go?!

Big SAO fan here btw. The movie's a solid 7, maybe 8 outta 10. Whereas Sword Art Online focused on VR where you made virtual into reality; by the time of Ordinal Scale their society is hopping on the AR (augmented reality) hype train and making reality into virtual- the movie spends a good introductory chunk showing a nonenthusiastic Kirito n' Friends live their daily lives decked out with 'Augmas' and legit going here and there in the real world to participate in boss battle events Pokemon-GO style. Luckily though the movie isn't all Kirito n' Friends and Silica karaoke-ing, there's actually a pretty decent plot here that will cleverly link back to the good ol' Aincrad days. There'll be a bit of annoying e-peen slap fests going on throughout from the new poster baddie, but overall the motivations behind and the inevitable resolution with these new characters was quite impactful. Let us not forget the nameless~

Action scenes were good, it's hilarious watching Silica stab a boss mob with her dagger and hearing the distinct "KLANG"you-obviously-did-0-damage, Or Liz actively tanking. On a more highlighty note you'll also get to see #1 sniper Sinon in action, The Eclipse, and Mother's Rosario. Those were some really hyphey moments mang.

Kirito is useless for 75% of the movie, he was the king of VR but when it comes to the real world and AR he has no interest and you'll laugh as he valiantly dashes towards the first boss and gets pwnt because of lag being physically unconditioned. He'll naturally work his way up though when shit gets real. Meanwhile Asuna's useless for 90% of the movie, while in the beginning she's very enthusiastic about Ordinal Scale's boss fights she'll unfortunately get plot-damseled-in-distressed until the endgame where she finally makes her triumphant return. Naturally, there'll some yummy romance between the two.

Overall pretty enjoyable.

Oh, and keep and eye out for Rath in the future~

[Akimoto Masato]

3 hours ago, Eclipsed said:

Even though I'm supposed to be the uh, JP expert in the fam fam, I just went to watch the new SAO: Ordinal Scale movie with my sister because she was like Oh yeah wanna go?!

Big SAO fan here btw. The movie's a solid 7, maybe 8 outta 10. Whereas Sword Art Online focused on VR where you made virtual into reality; by the time of Ordinal Scale their society is hopping on the AR (augmented reality) hype train and making reality into virtual- the movie spends a good introductory chunk showing a nonenthusiastic Kirito n' Friends live their daily lives decked out with 'Augmas' and legit going here and there in the real world to participate in boss battle events Pokemon-GO style. Luckily though the movie isn't all Kirito n' Friends and Silica karaoke-ing, there's actually a pretty decent plot here that will cleverly link back to the good ol' Aincrad days. There'll be a bit of annoying e-peen slap fests going on throughout from the new poster baddie, but overall the motivations behind and the inevitable resolution with these new characters was quite impactful. Let us not forget the nameless~

Action scenes were good, it's hilarious watching Silica stab a boss mob with her dagger and hearing the distinct "KLANG"you-obviously-did-0-damage, Or Liz actively tanking. On a more highlighty note you'll also get to see #1 sniper Sinon in action, The Eclipse, and Mother's Rosario. Those were some really hyphey moments mang.

Kirito is useless for 75% of the movie, he was the king of VR but when it comes to the real world and AR he has no interest and you'll laugh as he valiantly dashes towards the first boss and gets pwnt because of lag being physically unconditioned. He'll naturally work his way up though when shit gets real. Meanwhile Asuna's useless for 90% of the movie, while in the beginning she's very enthusiastic about Ordinal Scale's boss fights she'll unfortunately get plot-damseled-in-distressed until the endgame where she finally makes her triumphant return. Naturally, there'll some yummy romance between the two.

Overall pretty enjoyable.

Oh, and keep and eye out for Rath in the future~

So I should watch it?

ive been a diehard SAO fan since it aired in Japan while I was on vacation, I couldn't understand any of the Japanese back then so I just watched it and then the subs started coming out then I fell in love with the actual story, not just the asuna panty scene ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but I saw the movie ad and didn't know if it was gonna be shit or not 

[TexasDice]

The pleb taste in here is going off the charts! 

[Akimoto Masato]

4 minutes ago, TexasDice said:

The pleb taste in here is going off the charts! 

If you don't like the tastes then spit us out and delete your account

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jk

 

Edited March 10, 2017 by Akimoto Masato

[Eclipsed]

Quality wise it's much better than the trainwreck that was SAO 2. Content wise it acts as a legit SAO 2.5 and will set up the supposed next season.

SAO is fun when it takes a new reality type concept and throws in dire stakes and consequences, that's what S1 did with Virtual Reality before it regressed to just Kirito n' Friends. Ordinal Scale will attempt to do the same instead with Augmented Reality and while you won't have same level of 10,000 people trapped srs business it still gets pretty personal when Asuna gets ganked

 

1 hour ago, TexasDice said:

The pleb taste in here is going off the charts! 

Dis poor pleb hasn't posted in days and when he finally does it's just to hate, get outta here ya quack 

[Yuuko]

I wanna see the new SAO but...

HOW!? Should just move to a better place.

[TexasDice]

2 hours ago, Eclipsed said:

Dis poor pleb hasn't posted in days and when he finally does it's just to hate, get outta here ya quack 

Being grumpy is all I have left. The age of porn game threads is over. 

[Soulless Watcher]

This gal in my Cultural Geography class (I pretty much only took it to bump me up to a full time student) is getting one my and everyone else's nerves. First off she is one of those people that feels like they have to answer EVERY question, like even if it is another student asking the professor something or when the professor specifically asks another student. That's bad enough, but she also has some sort of speech impediment or some mental impairment that causes her to slur her words and essentially yell whenever she speaks.

You know what, if that was  all I could swallow it, it is annoying as fuck.... but it's somewhat understandable. However, she is a hard right nut and spent a good portion of a class period earlier this week trying to convince everyone that planed parenthood clinics were mainly baby murder factories. She claimed that a member of her church called a clinic and was told that they only did abortion. Yet, she didn't claim this a proof that the clinic was focusing on abortions, instead she claimed that the person who answered the call somehow knew the caller was a "Christian" and fed her bad information so the caller would tell other people to damage the reputation of Christians....... fucking what? 

Today she tried to connect a biblical story with the lecture on migrating languages and the professor told her, rightly, to lay off. I don't really remember the exact wording, but he essentially said that he wanted to focus on the science in the class and while there is nothing wrong with believing whatever you want, it is his job to teach the hard facts on the subject and not mix in religion. I swear to God if I get roped in as a God is Not Dead 3 extra, Ima going to print out pages of snuff hentai and tape them all over the campus walls. 

Edited March 11, 2017 by Soulless Watcher

[Akimoto Masato]

27 minutes ago, Soulless Watcher said:

This gal in my Cultural Geography class (I pretty much only took it to bump me up to a full time student) is getting one my and everyone else's nerves. First off she is one of those people that feels like they have to answer EVERY question, like even if it is another student asking the professor something or when the professor specifically asks another student. That's bad enough, but she also has some sort of speech impediment or some mental impairment that causes her to slur her words and essentially yell whenever she speaks.

You know what, if that was I all I could swallow it, it is annoying as fuck.... but it's somewhat understandable. However, she is a hard right nut and spent a good portion of a class period earlier this week trying to convince everyone that planed parenthood clinics were mainly baby murder factories. She claimed that a member of her church called a clinic and was told that they only did abortion. Yet, she didn't claim this a proof that the clinic was focusing on abortions, instead she claimed that the person who answered the call somehow knew the caller was a "Christian" and fed her bad information so the caller would tell other people to damage the reputation of Christians....... fucking what? 

Today she tried to connect a biblical story with the lecture on migrating languages and the professor told her, rightly, to lay off. I don't really remember the exact wording, but he essentially said that he wanted to focus on the science in the class and while there is nothing wrong with believing whatever you want, it is his job to teach the hard facts on the subject and not mix in religion. I swear to God if I get roped in as a God is Not Dead 3 extra, Ima going to print out pages of snuff hentai and tape them all over the campus walls. 

Sounds like shit, have you tried a fake bomb threat, they normally work better than the hentai 

[Soulless Watcher]

Just now, Akimoto Masato said:

Sounds like shit, have you tried a fake bomb threat, they normally work better than the hentai 

That would only serve to get me in trouble and give students a day off of lectures, the snuff hentai is much more effective in causing the greatest amount of innocents emotional and psychological damage. 

[Akimoto Masato]

Going to America on Sunday so I should be landing on the same day I take off  

ill be there until Tuesday so it's gonna be fun

 

10 hours ago, Soulless Watcher said:

That would only serve to get me in trouble and give students a day off of lectures, the snuff hentai is much more effective in causing the greatest amount of innocents emotional and psychological damage. 

Instead of snuff hentai

full frontal loli BDSM hentai (is bdsm hentai a thing?)

[Soulless Watcher]

Just now, Akimoto Masato said:

Instead of snuff hentai

full frontal loli BDSM hentai (is bdsm hentai a thing?)

Or both, pretty sure there is a good amount of overlap in those two sub-genres, so it shouldn't be too hard. Yep it definitely is, although I still have trouble differentiating it from torture hentai. 

[Akimoto Masato]

1 minute ago, Soulless Watcher said:

Or both, pretty sure there is a good amount of overlap in those two sub-genres, so it shouldn't be too hard. Yep it definitely is, although I still have trouble differentiating it from torture hentai. 

wut n sexual insemination

[Soulless Watcher]

Just now, Akimoto Masato said:

wut n sexual insemination

I may have stared into the abyss a little too much, I admit. 

[Akimoto Masato]

1 minute ago, Soulless Watcher said:

I may have stared into the abyss a little too much, I admit. 

Nah bruh, I was quite the pervert when I was younger as well, I learned how to flip skirts in such a way that it shows off EVERY angle of the girls undergarments 

[Eclipsed]

So my successor J and the J Gal coworkers that I was pretty buddy-buddy with over the past year finally hooked up or so, holy shi. Makes me feel awk that I've essentially been 3rd wheeling all this time but I think it was only recent, within the past two weeks or so was when everyone started noticing and commenting on them always being together during breaks and whatnot and now they're even carpooling together. Hot damn.

[Funyarinpa]

59 minutes ago, Eclipsed said:

So my successor J and the J Gal coworkers that I was pretty buddy-buddy with over the past year finally hooked up or so, holy shi. Makes me feel awk that I've essentially been 3rd wheeling all this time but I think it was only recent, within the past two weeks or so was when everyone started noticing and commenting on them always being together during breaks and whatnot and now they're even carpooling together. Hot damn.

Aaaaaawwwww.

By the way,

Quote

Reading: Fata Morgana

NICE

 

 

[Flutterz]

11 hours ago, Eclipsed said:

So my successor J and the J Gal coworkers that I was pretty buddy-buddy with over the past year finally hooked up or so, holy shi. Makes me feel awk that I've essentially been 3rd wheeling all this time but I think it was only recent, within the past two weeks or so was when everyone started noticing and commenting on them always being together during breaks and whatnot and now they're even carpooling together. Hot damn.

Why stop third-wheeling?

[AaronIsCrunchy]

So I was cooking pasta earlier and, cos I was feeling lazy, I used a jar of sauce instead of making one. As I stirred it into the pasta, it made these schlick noises - my first thought was not 'perhaps I should add some pepper', or even 'this looks tasty.' Instead, I thought 'man, this sounds lewd as shit.'

I kinda miss those days of, you know, not being a pervert.

[iamnoob]

On 3/11/2017 at 5:26 AM, Soulless Watcher said:

This gal in my Cultural Geography class (I pretty much only took it to bump me up to a full time student) is getting one my and everyone else's nerves. First off she is one of those people that feels like they have to answer EVERY question, like even if it is another student asking the professor something or when the professor specifically asks another student. That's bad enough, but she also has some sort of speech impediment or some mental impairment that causes her to slur her words and essentially yell whenever she speaks.

You know what, if that was  all I could swallow it, it is annoying as fuck.... but it's somewhat understandable. However, she is a hard right nut and spent a good portion of a class period earlier this week trying to convince everyone that planed parenthood clinics were mainly baby murder factories. She claimed that a member of her church called a clinic and was told that they only did abortion. Yet, she didn't claim this a proof that the clinic was focusing on abortions, instead she claimed that the person who answered the call somehow knew the caller was a "Christian" and fed her bad information so the caller would tell other people to damage the reputation of Christians....... fucking what? 

Today she tried to connect a biblical story with the lecture on migrating languages and the professor told her, rightly, to lay off. I don't really remember the exact wording, but he essentially said that he wanted to focus on the science in the class and while there is nothing wrong with believing whatever you want, it is his job to teach the hard facts on the subject and not mix in religion. I swear to God if I get roped in as a God is Not Dead 3 extra, Ima going to print out pages of snuff hentai and tape them all over the campus walls. 

Keep us updated this sounds like a fun ride. 

Who wants popcorn?

[rainsismyfav]

5 hours ago, AaronIsCrunchy said:

So I was cooking pasta earlier and, cos I was feeling lazy, I used a jar of sauce instead of making one. As I stirred it into the pasta, it made these schlick noises - my first thought was not 'perhaps I should add some pepper', or even 'this looks tasty.' Instead, I thought 'man, this sounds lewd as shit.'

I kinda miss those days of, you know, not being a pervert.

I've always used jars of sauce when cooking pasta... I'm too lazy

[LinovaA]

Confession: The past week has been hellish. q-q

Confession 2: I don't want to leave the internet ever again.

[Funyarinpa]

12 minutes ago, LinovaA said:

Confession: The past week has been hellish. q-q

Confession 2: I don't want to leave the internet ever again.

I feel ya