Flutterz Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Dunno. Probably because I lose the ability to self-insert myself into the scene. Heh, "insert" Quote
nohman Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 My biggest confession yet. This one will decide my fate, causing me to be hated by entire sections of the internet forever. I don't like yuri.  Me too, brother. I also don't like lolis.  I'm such a deviant. Quote
Eclipsed Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Hrrmmm I've never imagined myself as the dude in any of my for-the-purpose-of-self-satisfying media, but I guess I can understand that. Now, how about Zeno Quote
Flutterz Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Me too, brother. I also don't like lolis.  I'm such a deviant. Fight the system!  Confession: I like vanilla... Or if we're talking ice-cream flavours - chocolate. Quote
madvanced Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 My biggest confession yet. This one will decide my fate, causing me to be hated by entire sections of the internet forever. I don't like yuri. Did I actually find a comrade? Quote
Zakamutt Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 I don't really insert that much into yuri, it's just as cute watching  ...not like I wouldn't want to though I guess Quote
Abyssal Monkey Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Yuri is like loli. It's adorable to watch.  Mostly because the yuri I read is WAFF stuff where they are in middle school, and they are still experimenting.  I usually don't touch adult yuri with a 3 meter pole, but the under age stuff is generally adorable as fuck.  I also enjoy knowing that if extrapolated a few years, the relationship will never work out, and at least one of the girls will kill the other.  Threesomes on the other hand, are hawt, because its like having one girl to bang, except two, and both are perfectly fine with it, and actually want it.  It also means that the relationship between them is far stronger than two people, which is nice for the peace of mind if you feel like inserting yourself. Quote
Flutterz Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 I get it. You're insinuating that I'm a homosexual! Hue hue hue hue. I don't get to use this gif enough  I already got that, but I just don't get how it, well, gets people going that much. I know a lot of heterosexual males that are obsessed with lesbian sex to the point where they will literally drop whatever they're doing if they hear the word "lesbians" and "sex" in the same sentence and run over to the source. *runs over to Zeno*  Nope. I don't insert myself into any sex scene meant to be fap fodder, be it real or fake. Sorry to disappoint Of course you don't, can't exactly insert yourself into a screen. Quote
Flutterz Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Technically you can, you just gotta be really hard FTFY Quote
starlessn1ght Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 I also don't like yuri. I think sismance is enough and doesn't need to be sexualized. Sismance and friendship are lot more platonic... But I like lolis, though I prefer flat/small chest grown girls. I don't like women above my age or too big chest. Quote
Stray Cat Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 I also don't like yuri. I think sismance is enough and doesn't need to be sexualized. Sismance and friendship are lot more platonic... But I like lolis, though I prefer flat/small chest grown girls. I don't like women above my age or too big chest. Hello,  I'm here to tell you about our Lord and savior Senran Kagura. Fred the Barber 1 Quote
Deep Blue Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 I asked to most of my female friends if they like man on man "action", 4 out of 5 answered me absolutely no! (and I don't think they were lying, all of them told me they enjoyed "normal" porn) I asked the same question to my male friends about girl on girl "action"...the answer was yes, from all of them. (I can't ask them about yuri or yaoi because they don't know shit about anime, vns, manga or anything related to this kind of stuff) So is quite unusual to find a guy who doesn't like yuri, not saying there is something wrong with that or anything it's just unusual. Quote
Eclipsed Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 When I said 'how about Zeno' i meant 'how about Zeno's reasons for not liking Yuri,' not if you did the immersion thing ~~ Only reason I could think of why a heterosexual male wouldn't at least like yuri imo is if you homophobic or something (which is perfectly ok! but YOU'RE STILL DEAD TO ME) Quote
Eclipsed Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Ye i wasn't saying you were, just that it was the only reason I could think of why one would be immune to... getting excited regarding two members of the opposite gender going at it I guess I'll just settle for your 'It simply just doesn't turn me on' reasoning ~~ Quote
Cyrillej1 Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Confession: I don't like yaoi at all. Â The first yaoi VN I ever tried was Enzai... nope, I couldn't get through it (mostly bored & weirded me out a bit). Â I don't mind seeing it randomly in things I play or watch, but I rather it not be the focus. Quote
Flutterz Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Confession: I don't get why a lot of dudes like yuri  Confession: I don't like yaoi at all. I think I'm about to have an existential crisis People I didn't think existed exist and now I need to know what else I was always wrong about Next thing you know there will be people who take issue with lolis Quote
Deep Blue Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Confession: I don't like yaoi at all. Â The first yaoi VN I ever tried was Enzai... nope, I couldn't get through it (mostly bored & weirded me out a bit). Â I don't mind seeing it randomly in things I play or watch, but I rather it not be the focus. well from what I read and have been told about enzai is more like rape than anything else (underage rape) Quote
Wonderfullyevil Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Confession: I don't like yaoi at all. Â The first yaoi VN I ever tried was Enzai... nope, I couldn't get through it (mostly bored & weirded me out a bit). Â I don't mind seeing it randomly in things I play or watch, but I rather it not be the focus.Sweet pool sounds really nice, but it's Nitro+Chiral, so it's almost a given. Enzai sounds bad. Then again, this is all from this one blogger I really like. (Goldensneer for those curious.) I think I'm about to have an existential crisis People I didn't think existed exist and now I need to know what else I was always wrong about Next thing you know there will be people who take issue with lolisThis is probably more common knowledge, but did you know there are straight males and lesbians who like yaoi, and gay men dislike it? Oh, and there are numerous people who dislike kids, and by extension lolis. Myself included Confession: I really wish there were better yaoi and yuri VNs. It's rather disappointing to me. Quote
Flutterz Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 This is probably more common knowledge, but did you know there are straight males and lesbians who like yaoi, and gay men dislike it? Oh, and there are numerous people who dislike kids, and by extension lolis. Quote
suikashoujo Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 See, I like yuri precisely BECAUSE I can self insert. Gotta practice being alpha somehow, and that "somehow" isn't playing as a guy. rainsismyfav, Kenshin_sama and Flutterz 3 Quote
blahblahblahxxx Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015  Do I... do I... have a fan? O: Indeed, sir, you do. Everyone's invited to our wedding! \( ^.^ )/    Heh, "insert" Flutterz your gifs always kill me.    Confession: I don't like yaoi at all.  The first yaoi VN I ever tried was Enzai... nope, I couldn't get through it (mostly bored & weirded me out a bit).  I don't mind seeing it randomly in things I play or watch, but I rather it not be the focus.  Anything yaoi makes me extremely uncomfortable. Quote
Flutterz Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Confession: All this talk about "self-inserting" makes me want to make terrible puns and jokes every time someone mentions it, but for the sake of preserving this thread's last remaining shred of non-spam I'll try to resist that urge. Â Indeed, sir, you do. Everyone's invited to our wedding! \( ^.^ )/ Considering this is a VN forum, this is how I imagine the wedding will go: Quote
Getsuya Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 This is probably more common knowledge, but did you know there are straight males and lesbians who like yaoi, and gay men dislike it? Oh, and there are numerous people who dislike kids, and by extension lolis. Myself included  To be fair lolis are about as close to real children as Naruto is to real ninjas. Flutterz 1 Quote
Eclipsed Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Indeed, sir, you do. Everyone's invited to our wedding! \( ^.^ )/ Definitely showing up Quote
blahblahblahxxx Posted June 6, 2015 Posted June 6, 2015 Confession: All this talk about "self-inserting" makes me want to make terrible puns and jokes every time someone mentions it, but for the sake of preserving this thread's last remaining shred of non-spam I'll try to resist that urge. Â Considering this is a VN forum, this is how I imagine the wedding will go: [/spoile I don't get it cause I'm a major tard. Quote
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