Fuwanovel Confessions

[Zodai]

  On 11/24/2015 at 2:36 AM, Flutterz said:

  On 11/24/2015 at 2:23 AM, Tyrael said:

Anyways, who do I need to [censored] to get them to buy Clannad for me?

You can ask [censored] pretty much anyone, but I doubt very many people would actually buy it.

I was hoping I could get it but it's about 20$ more expensive than I was expecting.  40$ would have been at least acceptable with a sale but this is a bit much ;-;

[TexasDice]

Confession: Back, when I was a little twirp (... Six? I think I was six.), my father's side of the family had it's one and only big barbecue dinner at my aunt's place. Out of nowhere, my oldest cousin (my age +2) suddenly asked: "Mom, why do the animals we eat have to die?" and my caught off-guard aunt tried to improvise something along the lines of "Uh... Well... We only eat the old and sick animals, which would've died anyway".

In that moment, I spit the contents of my mouth across the table and yelled: "I'm not eating a sick animal, dad! that's gross!". What ensued, was the adults trying to tell both kids what they wanted to hear and upon realizing that wasn't possible, starting to point fingers at each other and a gigantic argument ensued.

What a beautiful memory. 

[Funyarinpa]

  On 11/24/2015 at 3:59 AM, TexasDice said:

Confession: Back, when I was a little twirp (... Six? I think I was six.), my father's side of the family had it's one and only big barbecue dinner at my aunt's place. Out of nowhere, my oldest cousin (my age +2) suddenly asked: "Mom, why do the animals we eat have to die?" and my caught off-guard aunt tried to improvise something along the lines of "Uh... Well... We only eat the old and sick animals, which would've died anyway".

In that moment, I spit the contents of my mouth across the table and yelled: "I'm not eating a sick animal dad, that's gross!". What ensued, was the adults trying to tell both kids what they wanted to hear and upon realizing that wasn't possible, starting to point fingers at each other and a gigantic argument ensued.

What a beautiful memory. 

Everyone misinterpreted your cousin, he was DISAPPOINTED that they were all dead. Your cousin wanted them to feel the agony of being eaten alive. 

[hsmsful]

So I think I am a bit late but

Homura did nothing wrong

My life has settled into a routine-like life but what's annoying is that I am still not satisfied .... like when it was hectic and full of problems, I wanted a routine and now it's the exact opposite. Humans are weird. Also the more time passes , the more I feel I am the only one in my group of friends who's actually worrying about the whole senior year and grades. Everyone else wants to get laid 

[Tyrael]

  On 11/24/2015 at 11:09 AM, hsmsful said:

So I think I am a bit late but

Homura did nothing wrong

My life has settled into a routine-like life but what's annoying is that I am still not satisfied .... like when it was hectic and full of problems, I wanted a routine and now it's the exact opposite. Humans are weird. Also the more time passes , the more I feel I am the only one in my group of friends who's actually worrying about the whole senior year and grades. Everyone else wants to get laid 

Plot twist: Homura is actually hsmsful's sister

[Abyssal Monkey]

  On 11/24/2015 at 11:09 AM, hsmsful said:

So I think I am a bit late but

Homura did nothing wrong

My life has settled into a routine-like life but what's annoying is that I am still not satisfied .... like when it was hectic and full of problems, I wanted a routine and now it's the exact opposite. Humans are weird. Also the more time passes , the more I feel I am the only one in my group of friends who's actually worrying about the whole senior year and grades. Everyone else wants to get laid 

Confession: For some inexplicable reason, I probably took this comment way out in to left field. Here were my immediate thoughts. 

You are Islamic  (absolutely no fucking clue) 

Your class must therefore also be Islamic (holy shit assumptions) 

Premarital sex is against some kind of Islamic religious law (unfounded and unconfirmed assumptions) 

---> Why is your class trying to break Sharia Law

 

I honestly don't know. I think my brain went full retard on this one. 

[TexasDice]

... On this one?

[Valmore]

Don't sell yourself short, I'm pretty sure you're also thinking about getting laid as well.

Confession: Think I just came up with an idea for an otome game of some kind. Gotta flesh out some details, then get as many slaves... I mean volunteers... to make it happen.

Edited November 24, 2015 by Valmore

[SilverLi]

  On 11/24/2015 at 2:46 PM, Valmore said:

Don't sell yourself short, I'm pretty sure you're also thinking about getting laid as well.

Confession: Think I just came up with an idea for an otome game of some kind. Gotta flesh out some details, then get as many slaves... I mean volunteers... to make it happen.

So Slavemaker 3 more or less but with men?

[Abyssal Monkey]

  On 11/24/2015 at 2:34 PM, TexasDice said:

... On this one?

Yes, on. I always dominate, so I'm always above. This leads to the preposition 'on' and rarely ever 'with'. 

[Eclipsed]

  On 11/24/2015 at 2:03 PM, Abyssal Monkey said:

  On 11/24/2015 at 11:09 AM, hsmsful said:

So I think I am a bit late but

Homura did nothing wrong

My life has settled into a routine-like life but what's annoying is that I am still not satisfied .... like when it was hectic and full of problems, I wanted a routine and now it's the exact opposite. Humans are weird. Also the more time passes , the more I feel I am the only one in my group of friends who's actually worrying about the whole senior year and grades. Everyone else wants to get laid 

Confession: For some inexplicable reason, I probably took this comment way out in to left field. Here were my immediate thoughts. 

You are Islamic  (absolutely no fucking clue) 

Your class must therefore also be Islamic (holy shit assumptions) 

Premarital sex is against some kind of Islamic religious law (unfounded and unconfirmed assumptions) 

---> Why is your class trying to break Sharia Law

 

I honestly don't know. I think my brain went full retard on this one. 

Sounds legit

[Valmore]

  On 11/24/2015 at 3:14 PM, SilverLi said:

  On 11/24/2015 at 2:46 PM, Valmore said:

Don't sell yourself short, I'm pretty sure you're also thinking about getting laid as well.

Confession: Think I just came up with an idea for an otome game of some kind. Gotta flesh out some details, then get as many slaves... I mean volunteers... to make it happen.

So Slavemaker 3 more or less but with men?

No, I'm not picky who I make into my coding, drawing, musical slaves.

[Kenshin_sama]

It's been a week since I moved here and I still don't have my desk (temporarily using a dresser). I wish I had a truck right now, it takes my brother so long to do something...

[Zodai]

  On 11/24/2015 at 2:46 PM, Valmore said:

Don't sell yourself short, I'm pretty sure you're also thinking about getting laid as well.

Confession: Think I just came up with an idea for an otome game of some kind. Gotta flesh out some details, then get as many slaves... I mean volunteers... to make it happen.

http://www.writingexcuses.com/

 

You're going to need this.

 

All of it.

[TexasDice]

Just follow these guidelines. You'll save yourself a ton of work and get mad cash as a plus.

 

[Zodai]

  On 11/24/2015 at 7:50 PM, TexasDice said:

Just follow these guidelines. You'll save yourself a ton of work and get mad cash as a plus.

 

This is satire.

[TexasDice]

dense

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   closely compacted in substance.

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   synonyms:

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  (of a text) hard to understand because of complexity of ideas.

 

[hsmsful]

  On 11/24/2015 at 2:03 PM, Abyssal Monkey said:

  On 11/24/2015 at 11:09 AM, hsmsful said:

So I think I am a bit late but

Homura did nothing wrong

My life has settled into a routine-like life but what's annoying is that I am still not satisfied .... like when it was hectic and full of problems, I wanted a routine and now it's the exact opposite. Humans are weird. Also the more time passes , the more I feel I am the only one in my group of friends who's actually worrying about the whole senior year and grades. Everyone else wants to get laid 

Confession: For some inexplicable reason, I probably took this comment way out in to left field. Here were my immediate thoughts. 

You are Islamic  (absolutely no fucking clue) 

Your class must therefore also be Islamic (holy shit assumptions) 

Premarital sex is against some kind of Islamic religious law (unfounded and unconfirmed assumptions) 

---> Why is your class trying to break Sharia Law

 

I honestly don't know. I think my brain went full retard on this one. 

well thing is that most of them are either atheists saying they are muslims because of family reasons. Also I am p. sure if there's anything that makes such things not that famous or acceptable in our society is customs rather than religion. And hey in the first place porn games are against Sharia Law so what do you think I am doing here?  

As for your assumptions , they are right, any sex before marriage is a no no, having more than one wife and having a threesome or foursome or even fivesome is a yes yes thou  

I couldn't care less about whether or not they follow the religion but being so desperate to even have a date when you are so young and have such an important stage ahead of you makes me feel weird or maybe I am the weird one. Maybe I would have become like that if I didn't fap all the time  . Then again as far as this thing goes, I am really moody about it, today you will find me unwilling to have a a girlfriend , tomorrow I will be so willing and screaming and saying any girl would be fine. And so on. That's probably why I will never enter a relationship unless it's a friends for benefits one, don't really wanna have troublesome time over trivial stuff. My train of thoughts might lack morals and self-righteousness but who cares about that? Who would want to be ...... what am I even ranting about... the existential crisis is hard with this post.

In the meantime, I stalked a girl but I didn't mean to. Like basically our way was the same and I got interested in where she's actually living when I was close to my home so I went after her and got bored halfway and went back home, the  thing that bored me was probably that she stopped to talk to that boy who's probably the same age as us for like an hour or so. At that moment, I thought to myself what the hell was I doing with my valuable time and took out a book and started studying then came back home while reading a book which was something unusual. TL;DR I am sure someone mixed some drugs into my drink that morning....

 

[Abyssal Monkey]

Talking about immune system in class. Inflammation comes up. 

Confession: I said "yay pus!" and a girl in front of me gave me this revolted glare.  I couldn't help but laugh out loud and disturb class for about 5 seconds. 

Confession: I feel like I have to confess every time something like this happens that I sincerely enjoy the fact that I can enjoy others impressions of my antisocial tendencies. 

[Deep Blue]

Confession: I need to study for tomorrow but I can't I'm so freaking tired, I'm so close of having my law school degree and I don't know why but the truth is I don't care  (don't let my father read this or im a dead person xD )

[hsmsful]

  On 11/24/2015 at 11:06 PM, Abyssal Monkey said:

Talking about immune system in class. Inflammation comes up. 

Confession: I said "yay pus!" and a girl in front of me gave me this revolted glare.  I couldn't help but laugh out loud and disturb class for about 5 seconds. 

Confession: I feel like I have to confess every time something like this happens that I sincerely enjoy the fact that I can enjoy others impressions of my antisocial tendencies. 

Why don't we have anyone like you in my class ;_;

[Abyssal Monkey]

  On 11/25/2015 at 12:05 AM, hsmsful said:

  On 11/24/2015 at 11:06 PM, Abyssal Monkey said:

Talking about immune system in class. Inflammation comes up. 

Confession: I said "yay pus!" and a girl in front of me gave me this revolted glare.  I couldn't help but laugh out loud and disturb class for about 5 seconds. 

Confession: I feel like I have to confess every time something like this happens that I sincerely enjoy the fact that I can enjoy others impressions of my antisocial tendencies. 

Why don't we have anyone like you in my class ;_;

Because I'm an extremely rare breed.

[Shikomizue]

  On 11/24/2015 at 11:52 PM, Deep Blue said:

Confession: I need to study for tomorrow but I can't I'm so freaking tired, I'm so close of having my law school degree and I don't know why but the truth is I don't care  (don't let my father read this or im a dead person xD )

But why not?! You could be the next Phoenix Wright!

[Deep Blue]

  On 11/25/2015 at 12:47 AM, Shikomizue said:

  On 11/24/2015 at 11:52 PM, Deep Blue said:

Confession: I need to study for tomorrow but I can't I'm so freaking tired, I'm so close of having my law school degree and I don't know why but the truth is I don't care  (don't let my father read this or im a dead person xD )

But why not?! You could be the next Phoenix Wright!

I wish but sadly it's nothing like that 

[Funyarinpa]

  On 11/24/2015 at 11:52 PM, Deep Blue said:

Confession: I need to study for tomorrow but I can't I'm so freaking tired, I'm so close of having my law school degree and I don't know why but the truth is I don't care  (don't let my father read this or im a dead person xD )

Try to make the best of it, man. 

btw, my confessions after 20 hours in Spain:

1) I paid five euros for a cup of Indomie instant noodles on the flight. It was fucking DELICIOUS. 

2) I watched the Barcelona - AS Roma game yesterday. LIVE. It was fucking  hilarious (even though I normally don't follow any team, the last second goal by Rome was funny as fuck). I'm glad I went. 

3) So apparently "heightened security" for the Spanish (Catalan?) is pretty much putting in a few security guards behind the ticket queue who act bossy at some people with bags. My dad was noticed by one, who was rather adamant that he separate with his bag, he went so far as to bend it etc. to see if anything was hidden inside. Then he was STILL insistent my father discard his bag. I think one those bastards was arguing that you can't enter the stadium if you had a bag or something. We did get through without losing my father's bag, but I'm pissed nonetheless. Fucking assholes.

4) I saw a weed shop and it looked fucking hilarious. Tried to take a picture but failed. 

5) I forgot the rest of what I wanted to say.