Fuwanovel Confessions

[Nashetania]

The latest episode of RWBY was pretty dark/grim.

And people say it's a kid show.

[Soulless Watcher]

1 hour ago, Nashetania said:

The latest episode of RWBY was pretty dark/grim.

And people say it's a kid show.

Took two and a half seasons for it to finally get interesting. 

[TexasDice]

Confession: Due to circumstances of parental neglect (YAY \o/), I was one of few grade schoolers who were blessed with the ability to stay up until and after midnight every weekend. Thanks to that, I knew all the cool swear words, watched all the gory whorror movies and knew what boobies looked like before everyone else (although that subject just confused me at the time). Since I was coincidentally also the oldest kid in my class, everyone treated me like the wise, old sage. The teachers and my classmates's parents on the other hand hated me, because I taught everyone dirty words. 

Even better though, was the fact that I understood the basics of sarcasm, statire, and irony even in Kindergarten and I actually understood most of what things like South Park were about better than the adults around me. 

You see, I didn't mean too ruin everyone's innocence, I just wanted someone to talk to on an equal footing!  (still looking for someone who can)

[Abyssal Monkey]

Confession:

I started doing JP vocab flash cards after a long absence. Yay for reinforcing memory!  This is going to be entertaining when they start to get into the dozens of vocab words and I can't rely on heuristic clues to memorize the expected word anymore.

Hopefully I'll be back up to where I was in no time.  Then I can start looking at translating hentai in my free time.

[Nashetania]

1 hour ago, Soulless Watcher said:

Took two and a half seasons for it to finally get interesting. 

BUT! It got interesting.

[Abyssal Monkey]

I sincerely fucking hate road design engineers. 

I went to an eye doctor today to get updated lenses because my eyes are shit.  I make two rights on the highway to get off at an exit.  I figure the way back is going to be the same thing, but in reverse, you know, like fucking logical sense would say.  Instead, I don't see any exits for where I got on the highway originally at and dead end in the nearest city of my house.  I make a big U-turn, get back on the highway heading the opposite direction, see an exit and then get home on familiar roads.

Seriously, FUCK ROAD DESIGN.  Turns out, to get on the highway, I should have continued heading north THEN there was an exit to allow me to go south back to where I live.  Because, ya know. FUCK LOGIC.

[Yuuko]

6 minutes ago, Abyssal Monkey said:

I sincerely fucking hate road design engineers. 

Haha you are not the only one.

[spademan]

I confess that after 2 years of 2d girls, i now face a troubling issue of ED  

[Nashetania]

Confession: Yesterday I talked to a girl and I hinted that we should go play badminton together (we live in a same flat and there's gym before our flat where we can play it). Well, she either didn't take the hint or just didn't care. And I was too afraid to tell her straight, because I thought she would turn me down (which I assumed from her behavior, even though she was smiling and stuff)...

Spoiler

 

[Abyssal Monkey]

5 hours ago, Nashetania said:

Confession: Yesterday I talked to a girl and I hinted that we should go play badminton together (we live in a same flat and there's gym before our flat where we can play it). Well, she either didn't take the hint or just didn't care. And I was too afraid to tell her straight, because I thought she would turn me down (which I assumed from her behavior, even though she was smiling and stuff)...

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People on this website are way too shy, you need to scream at the top of your lungs straight at them:

"I THINK YOU LOOK PRETTY!!! PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!!"

 

Confession: This is fully how I intend to convey my feelings to a girl when I actually care about having a girlfriend. Or when a truck hits me like love.  Either way, it's going to be memorable for the both of us.

[Nashetania]

2 hours ago, Abyssal Monkey said:

People on this website are way too shy, you need to scream at the top of your lungs straight at them:

"I THINK YOU LOOK PRETTY!!! PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!!!"

 

Confession: This is fully how I intend to convey my feelings to a girl when I actually care about having a girlfriend. Or when a truck hits me like love.  Either way, it's going to be memorable for the both of us.

What is this, Angel Beats?!

But for real now. I am not shy, just insecure. And I don't like failure.

I had a girlfriend before and I was the one who confessed to her, so there's that.

EDIT: Also, you sound like a douchebag who only cares about looks~~  ⋆

[Abyssal Monkey]

2 hours ago, Nashetania said:

What is this, Angel Beats?!

But for real now. I am not shy, just insecure. And I don't like failure.

I had a girlfriend before and I was the one who confessed to her, so there's that.

EDIT: Also, you sound like a douchebag who only cares about looks~~  ⋆

Its more honest than saying "you seem nice" after a superficial conversation at least. The old adage "men think about sex every 7 seconds" holds more true than people want to believe.  Conscious of it or not, more than half of your opinion of someone is formed by appearance, even well into a relationship. Might as well be up front about that fact. 

[Funyarinpa]

Confession: I hugged a penis taller than I am today. 

Confession 2: It wasn't actually today but it's been sitting in my text box for a while

Confession 3: No matter what I do nowadays, I feel like I'm missing out on so many things in life. What drove me to realize is, quite ironically, Persona 3.

[Yuuko]

Guys how do I talk to my new phone assistant Liko-chan without being shy and not knowing how to keep the conversation up? 

[TexasDice]

STOP CHANGING THE THREADNAME! 

KAWAII IN THE SHEETS, RIOT IN THE STREETS!   

[Soulless Watcher]

HOLY SHIT, just found out that the "petting" feature in the upcoming Fire Emblem Fates is still present in the west, but only for the character you married. In the Japanese version you could pet the everyone without having to tie the knot. Good god I swear I laughed soooo hard that I lost several decades of my pathetic life. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT THAN? Is this really going to teach little Timmy how a healthy relationship between lovers should work irl? Guys, if little Timmy only has video games to teach him about irl relationships.... Timmy is already fucked (and not in the head patting way). 

[Deep Blue]

confession: I'm finally updating my vn list  and since I don't remember some of them I will put everything into the "unknown" tag and i'll modified them from time to time xD  
real confession: i have a really shitty memory for some things (almost everything)

1 hour ago, Zenophilious said:

Confession: The fact that people don't treat stairs like roads massively irritates me.  STAY ON THE RIGHT SIDE, GOD DAMMIT

where is the fun if you don't have to bump into another person from time to time?

[hsmsful]

40 minutes ago, Deep Blue said:

 

where if the fun if you don't have to bump into another person from time to time?

And it turns out to be a fateful encounter. You have just bumped into your soulmate. She looks in your eyes, you look into her eyes and then .... the anime opening starts as you say a poetic sentence. 

[Flutterz]

1 hour ago, Zenophilious said:

Confession: The fact that people don't treat stairs like roads massively irritates me.  STAY ON THE RIGHT SIDE, GOD DAMMIT

Confession: The fact that people don't treat walking in general like driving massively irritates me. STAY ON THE RIGHT SIDE, GOD DAMMIT

[Soulless Watcher]

11 minutes ago, Flutterz said:

Confession: The fact that people don't treat walking in general like driving massively irritates me. STAY ON THE RIGHT SIDE, GOD DAMMIT

Confession: I'm the asshole the purposely zigzags while walking.

[Flutterz]

21 minutes ago, Soulless Watcher said:

Confession: I'm the asshole the purposely zigzags while walking.

Confession: Is murder still illegal?

Confession 2: I am going to watch Deadpool tomorrow \  /

[SilverLi]

1 hour ago, Soulless Watcher said:

Confession: I'm the asshole the purposely zigzags while walking.

I'm the same. I also tell strangers so they can hear me when they can't follow rules like not bicycling on the sidewalk when they should do it on the street. And I purposely zigzag if I see an idiot breaking the laws. Just to be an asshole. But the damn satisfaction when they get pissed.

Confession: I realized a couple of weeks ago that I am a grumpy old man which is way too bitter for my age. And I am starting to get grey hairs at age 22.

[Funyarinpa]

Confession: I accidentally stand too close to people when walking. I feel bad about it. 

[Abyssal Monkey]

3 hours ago, Soulless Watcher said:

Confession: I'm the asshole the purposely zigzags while walking.

I'm the guy that will stay to the right, but if making a left turn, cut into opposing traffic to make the turn faster.

Guys, I'm totally treating walking like driving okay?

[Fred the Barber]

I'm the guy that will try to avoid a collision by side-stepping at the same exact moment in the same exact direction you do. Twice.

Confession: I actually did that with someone three times in a row once, and both of us ended up so off-balance we almost fell down while laughing hysterically. A++ experience, looking forward to the next time it happens.

Confession 2: In about five minutes, I'll be heading out to my first real interview of this round of job hunting (also meaning it's the second real interview in my whole life...). I'm pretty wound up about it, but I already took care of all the five-minute chores I could find around the house, so here I am killing time by posting on Fuwa. Wish me luck!