Nobuki Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 I was talking with my friends on skype and I thought my mic was muted and I was almost at max volume on a h-scene and my friends were like DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOING and I was like WTF MY MIC ISN'T MUTED. Even today they still terrorize me at school about that time. D= Quote
HMN Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 When i was reading yumiko's route in Grisaia,i reached an H-scene,and as from what you'd expect i was umm "engrossed"? then suddenly,my nii-chan came into to the room,and since i jumped out of the chair when the door opened,i couldn't exactly close the VN...haha...ha..... after 1 minute of silence,he sat beside me,so i just continued with the H-scene. when it finished,he stood up and went out of the room without saying anything. Quote
TexasDice Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 I can't relate to these stories, because I'm in possession of a lock and a key, which is suitable to close said lock until it is unlocked again. Rocket science, I know, but here we go. Silvz 1 Quote
B0X0R Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 That must have been quite the exciting h-scene.Oh god! Now I'm just imagining two people having sex in the middle of a gunfight with lasers and explosions and a timed bomb that will kill them all if she doesn't come in time... Pacmanisover9000, Rabbit and Tohka 3 Quote
Funyarinpa Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 Oh god! Now I'm just imagining two people having sex in the middle of a gunfight with lasers and explosions and a timed bomb that will kill them all if she doesn't come in time... Quote
theboxcarracer Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 I can't relate to these stories, because I'm in possession of a lock and a key, which is suitable to close said lock until it is unlocked again. Rocket science, I know, but here we go. That's nice for people who don't live in households with overbearing parents who either don't allow the doors to be locked or remove the locks altogether like mine do. I refuse to play VNs in the bathroom, even if it is the only inside door in my house with a lock on it. I will never sink that low. Kosakyun 1 Quote
XReaper Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 experienced my personal moment of shame during spring, last year. went to a job interview in a well known hotel in marsaille/france and diligent as i am, arrived there ~1 hour earlier. sooo whilest sitting bored in the hallway and waiting for my turn to come, i decided to prepare myself a bit mentally. thus i took out my netbook & continued playing "Sora No Mukou De Sakimasu You Ni", including scenes where 2 people do stuff and yeahh....... needless to say, i got some malicious glances from my surroundings, needless to say as time passed by i got a pretty bad boner, needless to say the dude sitting next to me was not some average dude, no that one was the f&b manager on his break, needless to say i totally screwed up... ashton 1 Quote
Kurisu-Chan Posted February 2, 2015 Posted February 2, 2015 experienced my personal moment of shame during spring, last year. went to a job interview in a well known hotel in marsaille/france and diligent as i am, arrived there ~1 hour earlier. sooo whilest sitting bored in the hallway and waiting for my turn to come, i decided to prepare myself a bit mentally. thus i took out my netbook & continued playing "Sora No Mukou De Sakimasu You Ni", including scenes where 2 people do stuff and yeahh....... needless to say, i got some malicious glances from my surroundings, needless to say as time passed by i got a pretty bad boner, needless to say the dude sitting next to me was not some average dude, no that one was the f&b manager on his break, needless to say i totally screwed up... If it was a Carlton Hotel, it would have been a normal behaviour. XReaper 1 Quote
Deep Blue Posted February 3, 2015 Author Posted February 3, 2015 Thanks everyone for sharing their stories, I don't feel that bad anymore knowing that it didnt happen only to me (yeah it's the human nature to be like that.. ) Quote
Bakabutt Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 I was fapping to a loli H-scene once, and it felt so good I accidentally jizzed all over my keyboard. Now it's all sticky and doesn't work properly anymore. Quote
TexasDice Posted February 3, 2015 Posted February 3, 2015 That's nice for people who don't live in households with overbearing parents who either don't allow the doors to be locked or remove the locks altogether like mine do. I refuse to play VNs in the bathroom, even if it is the only inside door in my house with a lock on it. I will never sink that low. It doesn't work if your mother freaks out if you lock any door in the house and tends to open said doors like Cosmo Kramer would. Aye, that's bad. Can't you just ram a chair underneath the door handle? May the gods have mercy on your souls. jizz all over the keyboard? how cum? He just cuntinuously went for it, I would guess. Quote
sub-zer0 Posted February 5, 2015 Posted February 5, 2015 Wow, these are really entertaining to read, but unfortunately I do not have that kind of experience to share. I only started reading Vns not too long ago, so nothing of that sort, and I always press control when something of this sort shows up, If I ever want to go see it, it is in the menu, so no point in reading that stuff, skip quickly so that I can read the rest of the story. Quote
Jumpboy Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 lol hmm dont remember anything emberrsing happening to me simply becuase i take extra caution when playing vn you know close doors close windows and have headphones on maybe even lower the volume XD you never know when a strange scene might pop up Quote
DimDito Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 My sister rubbed her hands on and sat on my sperm stain on my bed thinking it was spilled water. That's it. I was reading Majikoi right beforehand. Quote
Jumpboy Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 My sister rubbed her hands on and sat on my sperm stain on my bed thinking it was spilled water. That's it. I was reading Majikoi right beforehand. Quote
Kosakyun Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 So, like, I spent a lot of my time as a second year in highschool playing Sengoku Rance. I never bothered with hiding it from my brothers, so they know there's sex in it. My brother, 6 years old back then, was asking me why they were doing it. I just replied, "The protagonist is a pervert." So one day, when I was boarding the train, I got a message from my mom. It said something of this context: "WHAT THE FUCK IS RANCE YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO" Vokoca, ExtraMana and ashton 3 Quote
DimDito Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 your sperm looked like water ? XD sperm should look like "milk" as far as i know It soaks up. Even if you have a tablespoon of honey dyed the color of a rainbow, once you pour it on mattress over time it'll still look like stain from water. Quote
Funyarinpa Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 My sister rubbed her hands on and sat on my sperm stain on my bed thinking it was spilled water. That's it. I was reading Majikoi right beforehand. So, like, I spent a lot of my time as a second year in highschool playing Sengoku Rance. I never bothered with hiding it from my brothers, so they know there's sex in it. My brother, 6 years old back then, was asking me why they were doing it. I just replied, "The protagonist is a pervert." So one day, when I was boarding the train, I got a message from my mom. It said something of this context: "WHAT THE FUCK IS RANCE YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO" I was shocked. Holy shit. I didn't do anything that would give me away! And so, time slowed down until I arrived home. Of course, Mother was waiting for me. I tried to explain, but she was like 'lolnope there's sex'. Apparently, the reason she discovered it was because my brother drew naked stick figures of Rance and Suzume before a generic sex scene, with Suzume's boobs apparently being two-dimensional. It also had the line, "Let's do erotic things!", so I was royally screwed. She asked me to delete it, and I concurred. ...At least, not really. To this day, I still have my copy of Sengoku Rance, and I will not delete it. May others be blessed, not having brothers who draw erotic stick figures. Solid gold Quote
Jumpboy Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 It soaks up. Even if you have a tablespoon of honey dyed the color of a rainbow, once you pour it on mattress over time it'll still look like stain from water. hmm dont know havent tried it but you shouldev just sat on the stain just to make sure nothing is suspicions until it really drys up XD Quote
Kosakyun Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 hmm dont know havent tried it but you shouldev just sat on the stain just to make sure nothing is suspicions until it really drys up XD Sitting on your own semen stain? That's lewd. Quote
DimDito Posted February 12, 2015 Posted February 12, 2015 hmm dont know havent tried it but you shouldev just sat on the stain just to make sure nothing is suspicions until it really drys up XD Quote
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