ExtraMana Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 To the few of you who are too much of a pleb to visit /a/ or any of the other cancerous boards on 4chan I shall introduce you to the concept of a greentext story. Below is an example, now add your own greentext stories >Be Me>Never completed original Resident Evil>Buy Resident Evil Remake (2015) from Steam>Don't pick lower difficulty>Die within 10 minutes>Good old survival horror Quote
Down Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 Step it up, sempai. You'll need better stories than that if you wanna match the typical things you find on 4chan. Quote
ExtraMana Posted February 25, 2015 Author Posted February 25, 2015 Step it up, sempai. You'll need better stories than that if you wanna match the typical things you find on 4chan. I didn't say it was good, the point is to make your own not just copy some random one. Quote
ExtraMana Posted February 25, 2015 Author Posted February 25, 2015 But then it's not funny =( Fine I wanted to encourage creativity but I suppose I can post the greentext stories from /mlp/ Cringe level will be 11/8 It's all ogre. Not bad m8 Quote
Monmon Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxTng4FWxBs HMN 1 Quote
Monmon Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 Okay guys i made this only pure jokes...please dont get offended for people i mentioned. Again this is a joke. i dont mind if it got removed if its too offensive http://puu.sh/gdZzq/69d3d9c647.png Quote
Down Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 Okay guys i made this only pure jokes...please dont get offended for people i mentioned. Again this is a joke. i dont mind if it got removed if its too offensive http://puu.sh/gdZzq/69d3d9c647.png Quote
Nosebleed Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 One of my all time favorites mbl, Ceris and ExtraMana 3 Quote
Flutterz Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 >Be me >Waiting for my cousin in front of grocery store >Weird girl literally runs into me >Bitch doesn't even apologize >Instead she just grabs my hand and pulls me after her >Turns out she inadvertently robbed a food stall >Make her return the food and apologize >Realize that my cousin is probably still at the grocery store wondering where the fuck I am >Leave the thief girl and go back >My cousin is sitting outside, pissed at me >Calls me a liar >I'm sorry, Nayuki Quote
Kosakyun Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 I lost it at omgwhat.jpg I also don't get it. Goddamnit. Also, pooping bandit is justice. Quote
Nosebleed Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 I lost it at omgwhat.jpg I also don't get it. Goddamnit. Heh, take the last comment as a hint, you might just get it if you look for it at the very beginning. Open The Door.... Quote
Roach Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 Heh, take the last comment as a hint, you might just get it if you look for it at the very beginning. Open The Door.... Get on the Floor... Quote
ExtraMana Posted March 1, 2015 Author Posted March 1, 2015 Get on the Floor... 4chan making a Peado joke. suprised.jpg Quote
Fred the Barber Posted March 28, 2015 Posted March 28, 2015 >Be coming back from the grocery store >See a kindly old guy (mid-60s) I recognize about to miss the elevator I'm on >Hit the Open Door button just in time >Exchange pleasantries >After a bit, old guy interjects, "Boy, you sure do see all kinds when these conventions are in town, eh?" >Smile and go along with it. "Yeah, they're great!" >Brief pause >Old guy: "There was this young girl..." >Look dubious >Old guy: "Her bottom was completely exposed." >Inwardly, think, "Heck yeah!" >Outwardly, shrug awkwardly, uncertain how to react >A moment passes >Old guy: "It was nice." Quote
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