Give Advice to Someone on How to Date You

[rainsismyfav]

Hello Ladies and (Non)-Gentlemen!

Please give advices to a theoretical person who wants to date you! What advices would you tell them?

Please try to stick to more constructive aspects that the other person could or should do, rather than the more permanent physical aspects (tall, sexy, cute, etc).

What does it take for the other person to successfuly woe you?

I'm expecting great responses from you all! And FuwaGirls, you're advice might be helpful to some who are on the road to Wizardry (and Guys--- to future Witches).

pls be gentle...

 

 

[Yeah Way]

Hope you enjoy arguments about everything, and are attractive. That's already too picky for most people, it seems. xD

[Yuuko]

Play VNs and watch anime with me, cook me some delicious food, cuddle with me, be my hug pillow (and be cute) 

[Nosebleed]

Just call me Onii-chan.

You can do anything afterwards.

Really.

You can even step on me.

I'll gladly accept it.

[Yeah Way]

Just call me Onii-chan.

Somehow, you're asking for very little and way too much at the same time. xD

[Nosebleed]

Somehow, you're asking for very little and way too much at the same time. xD

I'm a simple person.

[Kaguya]

I'm actually into both sexes, so this goes for guys and girls:

 

Obey me when I'm in a bad mood.

Actually, just obey me. Have fun doing so, too.

I like loyal dog types more than anything. Be as devoted as you could ever possibly be.

 

...Treat me as your cult leader at all times? I guess that's it. I have a slight impression I just said the same thing several times, but /shrug.

There's a bunch of other stuff I care about, but they're not too important and would be a bother to list, really. 

[Eclipsed]

We must cuddle for a minimum of 60 seconds every 120 seconds.

[Cyrillej1]

Oooh~!  -looks at Nosebleed- ...お兄ちゃん！ 

[Yuuko]

Just call me Onii-chan.

Forgot to add this on my list

[Nosebleed]

Oooh~!  -looks at Nosebleed- ...お兄ちゃん！ 

わーい！結婚して下さい！

[Homaru]

I'd like someone who talks a lot because i'm more of an introverted person who prefers to listen.

[XReaper]

1. YOU cooking
2. you WONT complain me groping other chicks
3. just get me a drink

[TexasDice]

Bother someone else, I'm not interested.

[Yeah Way]

Congratulations, rainsismyfav, your thread is a success.

I'd like someone who talks a lot because i'm more of an introverted person who prefers to listen.

I've found my soulmate. <3

[Bolverk]

"A theoretical person who wants to date you!"

 

Looks quickly behind myself. Who the hell is this miss theoretical (possibly mr..). That person is crazy. Knowing how bat shit crazy people around me seem to be. And knowing how crazy I am. That person needs help. As for the ideal amount of crazy, I think I'd go with moderately arrogant and a cute side such as loving sweets.

[Yeah Way]

"A theoretical person who wants to date you!"

 

Looks quickly behind myself. Who the hell is this miss theoretical (possibly mr..). That person is crazy. Knowing how bat shit crazy people around me seem to be. And knowing how crazy I am. That person needs help. As for the ideal amount of crazy, I think I'd go with moderately arrogant and a cute side such as loving sweets.

"Loves sweets" sounds like an endearing quality at first, but then you think about it and the realities of dental hygiene and obesity come to shit on your dreams.

[Nosebleed]

"Loves sweets" sounds like an endearing quality at first, but then you think about it and the realities of dental hygiene and obesity come to shit on your dreams.

You can both go to the dentist and hold hands while your teeth get drilled in.

Learn2romancepls

[Flutterz]

And FuwaGirls, you're advice might be helpful to some who are on the road to Wizardry (and Guys--- to future Witches).

If someone is on the path to wizardry the advice in this thread might actually be harmful.

 

As for my answer, I dunno... talk to me? I'd imagine the biggest obstacle in the way of this hypothetical person who wants to woo me would be that I wouldn't realize what they're trying to do unless they hit me in the face with a huge sign that says "I'M TRYING TO WOO YOU". that and no way am I giving up my only opportunity to learn magic that easily

[FruitsPunchSamurai]

A woman who can cook will definitely bring my affection up towards her 100x. Seriously. 

 

A woman who has the same musical tastes as i do. 

 

A woman who is willing to try out BDSM plays with me. 

[TexasDice]

Seriously though, I just want tons of this shit:

 

That's all it takes to get me all whirly.

[Cyrillej1]

わーい！結婚して下さい！

HAPPY END 

[sarkasmus]

That theoretical person would have a hard time because I'm dense and shy (a terrible combination).

She should say what she wants directly like hitting me with a sign on which it's written on.

The person shouldn't lie, I usually notice that very fast and I don't like it.

 

 

More permanent traits:

She would need to be about as smart as I am, if she's to stupid she wouldn't even need to try and too smart would be frustrating more interesting than stupid but frustrating..

Additionally to that, that person needs to be interested in physics, chemics, math and politics because I like discuss things like that.

Of course that also means that it's not someone who is..... I don't know how to call it... weak? Because you can't have a good discussion with someone who can't argue against what you say that would be boring.

[Kenshin_sama]

I'm the kind of guy that likes to know a bit about people. So generally any girl that likes to talk about herself regularly is fine with me. I'd also like it if she was the type to try different things, have an optimistic outlook on life, and be able to think things rationally (not sure if that's being too picky).

[Soulless Watcher]

My sterling piece of advice is "Don't", I do not care if this a theoretical or actual person, no one should be burdened to spend any amount of their precious limited time on the planet Earth with a indvidual such as myself.