kinghidetora Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 And hey, why not have another random event occur without any plot development! I bet no one has thought of that before! When the True Imouto woke, she turned about in confusion, unaware of how she had been relocated to a maid cafe on an urban (lunar) city, separated from her onii-chan.
shcboomer Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 Just when she was about to start crying, her onii-chan enters the maid cafe.
Steve Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 "Onii-chan~, Onii-chan~, Oniiiii-chaaaannn~!" she started. BGM:
Beato Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 He smiles at her and as a single tear rolls down his cheek he hands her a mackerel.
shcboomer Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 She gladly takes the mackerel and says: "Onii-chan Daisuki!".
eclipsezero Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 Our hero's face forms a serious expression as he says, "An unknown mechanical army is advancing on the planet, we have two choices, fight, or run." It seems a choice needs to be made! Thought I would try something kind of serious for once? IDK
Metaler Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 The imouto's face grew tense upon her dear onii-chan's words, and her cheerful demeanor was swept away by the apparent gravity of the situation. The imouto closed her eyes and, after a few seconds of silence, resolutely answered: "We'll run."
shcboomer Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Her brother looks at her square in the eyes and says: "No, our job is to fight!".
zhurai Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 And just at that moment, all the robots attacking exploded into confetti! /me poofs
solidbatman Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 The confetti wouldn't have been an issue if it wasn't extremely sharp and slicing through everything, including the walls.
Steve Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 And at that moment, the love between the oniichan and imouto created a barrier stronger than anything in the known universe, blocking everything and leaving them both unscaved. cmon, no more assassination attempts!
solidbatman Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Suddenly Badman descended from the sky and said in a booming voice, "Hero, you cannot hide forever behind that innocent imouto!"
shcboomer Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 "Oh but I can!" retorted our hero, and he gladly does so for the next few days.
zoom909 Posted April 20, 2013 Posted April 20, 2013 Suddenly, they realize that the mackerel had been neglected, but it was too late...a wave of space-time distortion turned it into a cable network. Next thing you know, everyone became friends and the hero produced a crime-solving duo drama called "Imouto and the Badman".
Eldin Posted April 20, 2013 Posted April 20, 2013 unfortunately it wasn't very popular, and it was canceled after 3 episodes.
shcboomer Posted April 20, 2013 Posted April 20, 2013 In its place came a new show called: "Imouto - Trouble!".
solidbatman Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 This new show was written by a bunch of members of a strange, interesting forum, and they could never keep the same story going for long than half an episode.
Tay Posted April 21, 2013 Author Posted April 21, 2013 It was a big hit, though, and soon made up >35% of the galactic economy. Before anyone knew it, the world was already a complete dystopia. Lol... oh, we knew it... we knew it from the moment this story became a sick competition to kill off each others' characters ; )
shcboomer Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 With so much at stake, this show became a hot debate issue.
Skeith Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 The show was generating so much buzz that celebrities like Dustin Beaver began talking about it.
eclipsezero Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Rumors began to spread that the show was part of a corporate conspiracy to brainwash the universe into obeying their imoutos for nefarious and deadly purposes, our hero was as of yet unaware of said rumor.
Skeith Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 But, our hero finally learned the truth when he read a conspiracy theories forum on the internetz.
Tay Posted April 21, 2013 Author Posted April 21, 2013 And the truth was simple: for four payments of $19.99 he could get his very own set of floor polish! (BONUS! - It doubles as a dessert topping!)
zoom909 Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 But instead, he managed to save 80 bucks, in the following way: his sister wanted to please her onii-chan by making a homemade dessert, but the topping tasted terrible, so he patted her on the head and said "Don't worry, this'll make a great floor polish", which it actually did--and yet, he started to wonder if his little sister had deliberately tried to poison him, because who uses melted beeswax and turpentine for a dessert topping, even if she did "mistake the salt for sugar" as she claimed...
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