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... Is the perfectly comfortable evening salvageable? 

8 minutes ago, Tay said:

... Is the perfectly comfortable evening salvageable? 

Only with your body, Tay.

was that the stock bulb that came with it or did you install one of your super powered oxford comma is superior light bulbs?

4 minutes ago, Eclipsed said:

was that the stock bulb that came with it or did you install one of your super powered oxford comma is superior light bulbs?

It was probably pre-installed because I don't know how to change a lightbulb.

How many Fiddle's does it take to change a light bulb?

5 hours ago, Dergonu said:

How many Fiddle's does it take to change a light bulb?

Going by his previous answer...

7 hours ago, Fiddle said:

It was probably pre-installed because I don't know how to change a lightbulb.

... there is no answer, as it appears Fiddle will need special training for this task.

You can unlock your house door, put your key in the car ignition, drive to the chinese lamp store, take wallet out of pants and make payments / omit all the prior if you online ordered, which is also a complex task, taking your credit card out of your wallet and inputting the exact same numbers

Take the lamp out of the package, plug it into the proper plug socket, discard the packaging in the trash, take out that trash

Translate Night ✮ Wing and (D)angan(R)onpa
BUT YOU CAN'T CHANGE LIGHTBULB?!!?!?#?!@

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I can't either.

 

You forgot be a part of the Noble Works translating team, @Eclipsed

"Ooooh, look at me, I'm some sort of handy rugged middle-aged Reagan-fearing man who can just go around changing lightbulbs with the 5/16 wrench and 3in power drill and 30-lb sledgehammer next to the weed whacker in my shed."

I think you broke your lamp by turning it 90°. If it is placed horizontally, it will get hot around the lightbulb and the hot air will go up and out the holes. This creates a small vacuum, which will force cold air in from below and the air will constantly be replaced. By placing it horizontally, you trap the hot air inside and then you keep heating the same air, making it much hotter than the designers intended.

 

I will argue that a lamp, which dies due to being used like in the picture is a horrible one, but it's not the same as it will always kill itself.

 

As for changing the lightbulb, I don't know the complexity in doing so. In some cars it's made quite tricky and you have to unscrew the entire light to do so and if you touch the wrong location, the lightbulb will due shortly after being replaced. It wouldn't surprise me that some Chinese factory came up with the idea to do the same with this lamp, thinking that if it dies, people are in the market for a new lamp and they can sell even more.

You are criticizing that poor lamp but your what about the potato camera you are using to take the photo? I can't see shit! 
IMO you are just being racist against that poor and kawaii lamp and thus being racist towards lamps in general.