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Here are the three essential truths of dating life: The hot waitress is never into you. You might think she is, but she isn't.The hot best friend will never date you. Because she has horrible taste in guys, and will proceed to tell you about this at great length.The hot girl at yoga class is never single. Because she is hot. And she does yoga.

"I'll let Fuwanovel decide." You... You fool...

A lot of awesome things have been happening in my life lately, and while this may sound like good news to some of you (if you follow me), there is one thing that has been plaguing my mind ever since I came back to this site and left Japan. I've made a lot of threads in the past regarding the giveaway prizes I still owe people, but this thread is going to be a little bit different. I can't help but feel guilty because I worked so hard in promising gifts to everyone, and in the end I never got a chance to deliver on them. A lot of people from this site have received stuff from me, but I still want to make it up to those I didn't get a chance to make happy. It sounds pretty corny, but happiness of others brings me great joy, so I hope you can find it in you to let me have a second chance at this. While I might not be able to send you gifts, I do want to write you a special handwritten thank you card for your patience and understanding. I also want to write a small heartfelt message from me to you. Listed below are some names who I still owe some gifts. It's been some time and I can't remember all of the names, so please, if you don't see yourself on here and you ended up winning something in a giveaway of mine, please let me know in this thread or via PM. If you will allow me, send me your address one final time via a PM so I can write a personal card for you and send it out. This is the least I can do for the holiday season coming up. Christmas Giveaway Winners: KatatsumuriPyonuuTenkuruBananaShikiEclipsedOther Winners: EmiAsonnZakamuttLinovaAAaronIsCrunchyNagisa_FawkesKosakiFagCLuBLioNSpecial: TayAgain, if your name isn't listed above and you won something, please let me know, otherwise send me a PM with an address so I can properly give you something you really do deserve. I would really appreciate it guys, and as always, thanks for everything you always keep doing for this community. PS: If you want to receive a card from me this holiday season and haven't won any prizes, please don't hesitate to PM me anyways with an address. I want to make your holiday season fun and make you feel important too. Thanks again!

You know, it's a myth that librarians are all sexually repressed and just waiting for the right guy to get them to let their hair down, take off their glasses and loosen the buttons on their blouse, with a slight flush in their cheeks signalling both arousal and embarrassment that would cause even the most stoic of gentlemen to choke up a bit audibly while their eyes go wide amidst thoughts of freeing the ample bosoms from the constrictive prisons of standard 18-hour bras that, in the moment, are more sexy than anything Victoria's Secret could offer...

So this the next VN to be released by Clock Up on November 27th. OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNK7WZRVZtQ Trial version http://clockup.net/maggotbaits/download.html or http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=867581 Story http://clockup.net/maggotbaits/story.html A bit more stuff about the VN http://clockup.net/staff/date/2015/09/ Seems like it might pick up where euphoria left off in terms of "might be a nukige, but definitely worth playing for the story, anyway". Also, the OP is pretty cool.

Was that her response to reading that sentence?

But what if I want to make you a card? It will have no fewer than fifteen memes on it, but it will be the best card ever.

Dude. Tacit rule number 1 of the internet: We do not talk about our teenage years on the internet. Tacit rule number 2 of the internet: WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT OUR TEENAGE YEARS ON THE INTERNET. Besides my new dumb nickname has the advantage of being hard to google, my old one isn't. I'd rather not have people dig through old forums looking for dumb shit I said (like anyone would ever do that).

Confession: Today, I found a packet of tissue in my desk. I don't remember putting it there at all. So I asked the girl who is sitting behind me if she put it there. The thing is I had really bad rhinitis these days and that's why I bought lot of tissue packs for myself. But...! I never ever bought this brand. And every time (in the past) I asked if the mentioned-girl had tissue because my nose was running a lot, she gave me the pack that was same brand. Although she denied putting it there, I still suspect her.

It's football, fuck dammit!

Still listening to this, and now I can properly embed it for the one person who watches these:

Confession: even though I'm American, I kinda like soccer, and secretly long to be a soccer snob. But I want to be an extreme soccer snob and follow a league nobody else in America probably even cares about. It's too easy to follow the Brits or Spaniards. So naturally, I have an app that gives scores for Veikkausliiga installed on my smartphone. Now I need to pick a team and try to get a jersey and become instant super snob.

CONFESSION: I HAVE A DATE WITH A REAL 3D GRILL! Im really excited actually also she is pretty cool, so we're having one punch man and chill on thursday <3 (cant wait, its been a long time since I have tried to do stuff like this) Also I would like to thank my friend that messaged me and asked: so, do you want a girlfriend?

So I have 4006 posts now, apparently. My 2 year anniversary was also exactly a month ago so I guess this can kinda double as a milestone post for that too. I don't think I've actually done a serious milestone post before, the only one I've done seems to be the "3000 posts have some grills" one I did back in April. I've been here for 2 years now and not that much has happened in that time to be honest. I started spamming intro threads, eventually I spammed so hard I became a board mod, later on I joined the review team as Ryechu's editing bae the go-to grammar nazi. In that time I also read most of the VNs that really caught my attention so I've been reading at a much slower pace recently, and as a result haven't been as active in VN discussions. And that pretty much brings us to where we are right now. I'm not good with super long and serious posts so I'll keep this pretty brief. Thanks to all the people in Fuwachat, spamming the same meaningless phrase hasn't been this fun since "Welcome to the forums! Hope you enjoy your stay!". Thanks to all the people in the Confessions thread, since that's pretty much the only place I post these days. In fact if posting there added to your post count this would be a 5000 post thread. Thanks to all the people in Teamspeak and Skype, if I ever want to have a discussion about male genitalia I know who to turn to. Thanks to all the newcomers, collecting all the moe pictures I give you gives me an excuse to have a blog dedicated solely to pictures of cute girls. Hopefully most (or at least some) of you feel a bit more welcome when greeted with cute pictures, even if you later realize it's just something I do in literally every introduction thread. Thanks to all the people that talk to me from time to time on Skype or in PMs or whatever. No semi-sarcastic quips here, seriously, thanks.Thanks to everyone else I just talk to randomly on the forums. You're probably cool too, I guess. I thought of making a list of my opinions of people like some others have done in their milestone posts, but that would take too long and I'd probably miss way too many people. Odds are you're cool in my book, anyway, though if you really want to know make a post or send me a PM or something. And I guess there's not much discussion to be had here so if anyone wants to ask questions, feel free. I'll answer pretty much anything, with some obvious exceptions. Who knows, maybe I'll start another short but annoying AMA trend!

http://puu.sh/lgP2K/28a12ca68c.mp4

Everyone is younger than Rooke. Everyone.

Confession: My brother is watching Fruits Basket. I got kept up for about two hours because ever time I got even close to sleep that fucking god awful "Yuki! Yuki! We love Yuki!" scene fucking played and made me cringe. Did I mention he is watching it in English so all the fucking screeching noises that the VA's do hurt your ears like hell and make them bleed because of the high pitch? Confession 2: I want to murder the people who decided to make that show right now.

B-baka! Just promise me you'll turn off notifications of me, cuz honestly the crap I say on these forums are downright embarrassing I agree

How I act here online is nothing at all how I act in real life. I've taught on a volunteer basis before in summer camps and what not and did quite well doing it

You want my opinion? You should go for what I like. History it is.

Michelle, socks don't protect my heart!

I drank some water and then some dripped out of my mouth.

Well if you put it like that then how could I possibly not play it?

JUST FUCKING PLAY IT ITS FUCKING DISGUSTING IN THE BEST WAY EVER! seriously, the more I play through the trial, the more I love it. Also the BGM tries to be faithful to the style of the OP in the combat scenes which is extremely rare in VNs and it works beautifully. the soundtrack overall is basically 9/10 close to the best OST I have ever heard.

I should be translating Majikoi A-1, but I am on an amazingly extended period of zero motivation. So here I am with yet another under-appreciated and untranslated light novel. One Day, A Bomb Came Falling One Day, A Bomb Came Falling is an SF Anthology by Furuhashi Hideyuki, who won the 2nd Dengeki Award with his debut light novel Blackrod (Which is also an amazing light? novel). Here, SF is better interpreted as "sukoshi fushigi" rather than "science fiction". It features 7 normal-boy-meets-not-so-normal-girl stories. The End is something that can come about unexpectedly, on a day just like any other. That day, the self-proclaimed newest-model bomb that came falling reminded me of Hirosaki Hikari, a girl I liked in High School; a fact that made my heart flutter. --"One Day, A Bomb Came Falling" "One Day, A Bomb Came Falling", the title and first work of the anthology, tells the tale of Nagashima, a 2nd-year ronin who is playing hooky on his cram school's roof when a girl that looks a lot like Hirosaki, the girl he liked in high school, comes falling from the sky. She claims to be a 50 gigaton-class bomb, has a "Heart-Pounding☆Doomsday Clock" on her chest that advances whenever she has romantic feelings, and will explode when the clock reaches 12:00 AM. She came seeking Nagashima to help her detonate so that she can leave a beautiful mushroom cloud (and obliterate Japan in the process). This year's cold gets you in the brain. Just this morning, the news warned of a terrible "Fool Cold" that was getting around, telling us we should gargle and wash our hands frequently, but... --"Grow Bigger!" In "Grow Bigger!", a common cold can cause you memory regression. Kogure's much taller childhood (girl) friend catches one, and seeing as her mother isn't capable of picking her up immediately, he is tasked with taking her home. A much harder job than it sounds given their height difference and the fact that she loses a few years worth of memory with each sneeze! In the past, I never believed in heaven or hell. But now, I know that these places truly exist. Where are they, you ask? Well... --"The Night of the Loving Dead" As the title may suggest, this story is about "zombies". In the world of "The Night of the Loving Dead", the dead don't stay dead for long. These former-deads, "repeaters", as Mamoru calls them, spend the rest of their un-life reliving one particular day of their life. In the same vein, Nagi, Mamoru's very own "repeater", comes to him every night and whispers to him, "E h e h e , t h a t ' s r i g h t , w e ' r e g o i n g t o t h e a m u s e m e n t p a r k t o d a y !" "Toto-kami-ja" "Seat Number 0" "Third Period with Madoka" Long ago, there was a huge war, and a lot of people died. It was about 60 years ago, that's four times as long as I've lived -- So, a thing long past, just the way Oda Nobunaga and Tyrannosaurs Rex are. Hara Michiko is just like them, a person from long ago. Unlike Nobunaga and Tyrannosaurs, however, she isn't on show at some museum. No, she's a living girl, breathing even this very second. --"Long Ago, A Bomb Came Falling" "Long Ago, A Bomb Came Falling" is a mirror of the first story, and the closing story to the anthology. In their equivalent of World War 2, Japan is bombed with a "Time Wave Bomb" rather than an atomic bomb. It completely obliterated everything within an 100 m radius, and wrought havoc over the 10 km radius beyond that, leaving one lone survivor at its center - her, Hara Michiko. At the epicenter of the explosion, rebounding time waves caused a 5 m high cylindrical space of "compressed time" where everything moves at 1/60,000,000 of the speed outside it. The main character, the grandson of the man in charge of the Memorial Park where she remains standing, spends his days thinking about her and nights staring at her. I'll fill in the rest later.

-It is said the first word I ever pronounced was "it's shit". -My religion forbids me from speaking. -Nothing in the rules against edgy stuff m'afraid -I don't even know, lol. I do think we do really good on cheese though.

Nils Frahm cant make anything worse lol (unless its the john cage 3'44 cover, the guy ruined its meaning)

6/10 Your description was fine but you should build up the tension more slowly

If girls can voice actor male characters why not guys voice acting as females? Is not like you're gonna lose your boner if you find out your waifu's voice was from a guy right? Or do you still consider yourself straight if it does turn you on? I don't think my falsetto would turn any guy on, though I could be wrong. HEY HOT CHICK, HERE'S A SLIM JIM TO SNAP INTO BEFORE I BUST OUT MY THICK JIM INTO YOU! OOOOOH YEEEEEAH!

Flutterz, congrats on your 4000 posts! I've always enjoyed your presence in confessions thread you're a really fun and cool person~

And vaginas which oozes juice like tap water. Also the "I ejaculated every drop of sperm deep inside her womb" etc and picture showing an explosion of sperm outside. Same thing with blowjobs. I do wonder what kind of retard you'd have to be to put these scenes together and be satisfied with the end product. And not to mention how eerily similar h-scenes are in every single eroge.

personally i pretty much like clockup for what they are doing theme-wise and how they try their hardest in conveying their different messages to openminded readers. regarding euphoria, for i it was an okay experience in general, but i didnt change my way of thinking that much as it did with others, which might stem from me already letting my inner demons go on a rampage without ever trying to surpress them at all, so yeah, a nice read for inbetween. fraternite on the other hand had a real big impact on myself, leading to me internalize that abandoning the false concepts of the world we´re living in is the right thing to do and will undoubtably help you finding true happiness for yourself. even if it lasts only for a brief moment - you are actually happy which is all that matters to me. best example is probably saeko here, who came to understand her own sexual nature the more she let herself in for this way of thinking, freeing her from all the chains modern society tried binding her down, and arrived at the point of true extasis at the moment she decided to not waste anymore efforts on superflously caring for that supposed to be best friend of hers, which in a way was honoured by fate that ultimately led to him finding his own happiness by deciding on self-castration. all in all its been a pleasent read, though the creators could´ve portayed the evilness some characters displayed abit more, but yeah it definitely touched and helped me become a more rational thinking persona. reagding maggot baits, hm dunno really what to think of it yet without having read the whole thing. somehow i´m not really into those kinds of stories setting-wise, but you never know, perhaps i´ll be positivly surprised in the end. so far it looks real good & polished, plus the soundtrack is quite awesome. dasaku... something i didnt enjoy for various reasons, but i acknowledge its uniqueness in terms of small cyclet couldnt do any better budget-/story-wise in an era of people falling for cute stuff only the more. part it was a meh-read for me has been my inabillity to empatize with its cast, where i dindnt give a single shit about the supposed to be hardships they experienced or not, so the whole thing only felt superficial to me. pretty sure its sequel will be somehow the same for i, so its going to be avoid reading.

One punch man and chill?? How about Netflix and chill instead? well I'll rather watch anime and she is into that shit as well. Well we wanted to watch a series that were actually completed so we switched it to Shigatsu wa Kimi no Uso and chill (because anime feels is a good way to get grills :makina:) Grats, man! Now if only I could muster up the courage to talk to the girl in my yoga class with the amazing legs She seems pretty nice, and is sooo much better at yoga than I am. Thanks! And good luck, I hope she likes you back if it comes to that :3

1. I found this in my folders. I'll let you draw your own conclusions (ﾟωﾟ) 2. Who? I only know OriginalRun, a scummy communist I had to ban about a year ago.

Always. Vn's are way too long to start messing around and failing.

There are thousands of way to link to someone an explanation about cognitive bias (like, you know, fucking wikipedia) and linking an illegal stream of a random episode of a random comedy show it probably the worst you could pick. If you want to put it back find something else, and something legal. @cognitive bias: you know how we deal with them? By using the scientific method. If you want to challenge a reasonable claim based on the few empirical statements we have, YOU need to bring solid evidence of the contrary, not just the blatantly obvious fact that "we can't be sure of it". That's a logical fallacy and it's called argument from ignorance.

One punch man and chill?? How about Netflix and chill instead?

Summoning @Monmon Grats, man! Now if only I could muster up the courage to talk to the girl in my yoga class with the amazing legs She seems pretty nice, and is sooo much better at yoga than I am. If there's a god, please let this develop into a reverse senpai-kouhai relationship Zeno, see if you can get her to show you some moves. At worst, you'll receive +1 skill point for yoga :sachi:

If it had sex, I'm guessing it would be Queen Opala's quality haha. Man, I would love a Macho Man kind of voice-over for the male MC in a VN. That would be hilarious.

Confession: Fuck me

It was translated years ago. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1P1vFaVBaKvQDwOoa0PiJQibgKokAQvwTm56Cqf_Of3M/edit

From the spoilers I've read, the cutscenes sound (unintentionally) hilarious and I'm ready to fully embrace Starcraft's transformation into Dragon Ball Z. That said, I haven't even played Heart of the Swarm yet, lol. I should get on that because the campaigns do sound fun. I played SC2:WoL multiplayer for a short spell but I don't think that's something I could keep up, and I don't feel like paying for additional campaigns until they're real cheap.

Too bad the protagonist doesn't talk, if I remember it correctly. I can totally nail a clueless Keanu Reeves "Whoa" and that would be all they need for the dumbass protagonist of that story.

Don't sweat too much over it, what is done is done Sure. My perfect track record of getting rejected when asking girls out is still intact, at least. At least you have some kind of interaction with girls ;__; It would be nice to talk to 3D girls. Even 2D imagination waifu men need it sometimes.

Yesterday, I asked myself: What's the deal with Dracu-Riot? Why are so many people constantly clamouring for a full translation and how great can it possibly be? The answer is very great. I understand now.

I'm the kind of guy that loves discovery and researching stuff. With EVE, I spend about as much time studying this game as I do actually playing it. I appreciate the change in pace from the usual 'go in and blow stuff up' that most other MMOs go for. With EVE, you're given a lot of freedom in what you do and the direction you want to go in. You start off building yourself up with your career of choice, and you invest time, effort, and finances into improving yourself at it. It's realistic in a sense that you benefit more from long-term planning than just simply winging it. There's also a pretty solid learning curve that not only serves to develop your career proficiency, but also comes with a great feeling of accomplishment whenever you complete difficult tasks. The steepness of that learning curve will mostly depend on your patience and attention to detail. If you can pick up on most things during your operations, and don't mind waiting a while for the big ships, you should be able to progress in the game smoothly. If not, think of this as a good opportunity for personal development. There are many aspects of life, and even gaming, that can be enhanced by these qualities. I'm pretty much sold on EVE. It's the first time in a while I've felt this level of immersion in an MMO. My first self-imposed challenge is to buy a plex before my trial runs out. Kinda have to anyways since I'm broke this month, and it'll be good practice to play this game with limitations. So far, I've managed to complete the Sisters of EVE Epic Arc with an Algos (Dagan was so hard to beat with 109 dps), and I'm currently running lvl 1 missions in preparation for when I have the skills to efficiently use a Vexor. Not sure if I'll reach 1B before my trial ends, but I'll keep trying!

Finished The World Ends With You. Great game.

If I jump off a cliff, will my followers jump too?

Picked up some things at a con I went to: A cute Reset figure~ And some doujins which I would post the pics of if I knew I were allowed to, so I'll just do some links instead: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSvQ06LVEAAUV-k.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSvQ1VLUEAASOd9.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSvQ1v_UcAAGFSw.jpg https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSvQ2J8U8AAhxtd.jpg Finally, I went to a movie called "Anthem of the Heart" and got their little theater bonus. Such an amazing film, might be my fave ever:

A homemade Hanako Dakimakura that was a commission for me! Here is the actual drawing for it. :3 http://tk8305.deviantart.com/art/Dakimakura-Commission-TK8305-Hanako-531684149