Kaguya

Wow. I do not comprehend it- almost makes me excited to go there see the state-of-the-art warfare technology they have so that I could have my mind open.

What is this, I cannot even. I was sure this was a parody when I first saw it. Are you're sure this isn't just one big troll?

Meh, even if they were to arrest someone for that I doubt they'd use that word. It'd be more like "cartoon porn" or something. We have plenty of useless laws, so seeing one like this wouldn't get me surprised.

We may or may not have a law against this in Brazil. Even if we do, it won't ever be enforced, so it doesn't really matter.

Not a question of your favorite girl, but who do you think looks better in this picture? I'd go with: 1- Honoka. I think those clothes really suit her. 2-Nozomi. Purple powah. 3- Nico. I hate her, but it turns out she looks good in red. 4- Eli. Dark colors suit her. Better than Maki, at least. 5- Umi. Kinda bland. 6- Kotori. Somewhat weird, still nice. 7- Maki. I love the clothes, they just don't suit her. 8- Rin. Awkward. 9- Hanayo. Just plain weird. I don't think she can pull off the yellow.

Making 10000000000 accounts with bluestacks for the funsies. I'll post my spoils here 10 days from now own.

I remember the old times. Nozdormu is a joke card. Don't ever play it, it sucks. Alextraza is really good in some decks (it actually gets played in constructed from time to time! Wow!). Control warrior comes to mind. I'd mention handlock, but I'm not sure whether or not the demon variety ever uses it, and that's the meta handlock currently. There was a saying that playing Ysera on an empty board would win you the game. I think that's mostly still true. In a slow, control-ish metagame, people would absolutely play it. They don't, though. Malygos is really, really scary. Constructed is so finely-tuned that if someone plays malygos against you and you don't remove it or kill him, you absolutely will lose the game the next turn... Though controls warriors with 20+ armor can generally stay alive. Onyxia is good, but it sucks against any type of board clear. For that much mana, I'd rather play something else. Still good, though. Deathwing- Nope. I'd rather play twisting nether. And I'd almost never play twisting nether. It can only work in a slow metagame, but in a slow metagame, you can't afford to enter top-deck mode. Card sucks. For the new ones- Nefarian- Hey, look. It's 9 mana 8/8 with bad thoughtsteal! Demon handlock cuts 4 mana 8/8 because it's not good enough... This card is hopeless. I'd rather play Ysera. I guess that in a super-slow meta, you could try to play both. Chromaggus- If it stays on the board long enough it's pretty good? I think I'd rather play Kel-thuzad most of the time, but I bet that in a slow enough meta it can work. Value. I'd probably pick Onyxia or Ysera in arena.

Looking at it, I actually spent exactly 70 gems, not 60. I can't keep gems. It's against my nature. Seriously, how do you guys manage not to scout? I can keep resources in a ridiculously effective manner in every other game I played, just... Not SIF. It's the game's fault it keeps rewarding my suboptimal resource usage >.<

So, I spent like 20 gems today with the goal of tiering.... Then I looked at my gem count and I had 27 gems. Soloyoloed with all of them. Got SR honoka, so I'm not too mad. I spent 60~ gems with this account and got 1 UR and 3 SRs, so even if 20 were wasted, I'm above average for 60 by a lot. Never gonna try tiering again. Those were 4 soloyolos I could have made.

You should go first place in frog Rin~

Meh, I'm just tiering in this event because I can't keep gems long enough to go for the next one. Not a fan of Maki either... And I'm not too into this card's design. That dress looks weird >.<

Frog Rin looks really nice, though. It's my favorite SR of her.

Great start for me. I'm tiering for the first time and it's tier 1... Damn, this will be tough >.<

Alright. I'll go tier 1 this event (the extra SR will be worth it and it seems like it's easier to go t1 than to go t2 twice) There's still 70 people to max bond and 6 days of new player bonus... Plus loveca from FCing several dailies that I haven't yet. My weakness is that I can't keep gems since I always soloyolo with them. The event is starting tomorrow, so I decided that I'll beat that weakness by spending loveca in the actual event when they appear. For real value, I'd keep them until Honoka's event... But I can't wait that long >.<

I'm clueless about this season and too lazy to check the chart. Think I'll just watch Fate and that's it.

Ask what's up with the novel hat choice.

So, I got bored of my account and decided to start anew. I've been playing with a fresh account since today (took it to rank 15 so far). I named the account "Rin" because I felt like it... 3 honor scoutings have been made by Rin so far. God, I'm lucky.

I am of the opinion it was cancer-inducing.

That's a lovely mustache you got there. In other news, I started the game again. New year Umi looks absolutely astounding.

Seems like a bad deck. I'm impressed you managed to go 12 with it.

Eh, I thought I wouldn't get any good offers at that ranking because people are more attached to their accounts. I was proven wrong.

Traded accounts again for more value. I'm not even going to keep adding everyone, it's being too much of a hassle. We can just talk about SIF here >.<

How many of those do you have?