I'm proud of raising 5 places.
As for my statements:
I am a fudanshi. - Not sure what else to say. It's the most obvious of everything I put.
Bernkastel is my waifu. - Bernkastel is seriously cool, but to me she's more like a spirit animal. I thought it'd be a good choice given how many pictures of hers I use as avatars, but I also thought it'd be too blatant.
My real name is of Russian origin. - The statement I used to throw off a few people. Did it work?
'Rock Over Japan' is my favorite Japanese song. - How could this not be true?
I don't like SnK. - Ehh, just didn't click with me. I didn't like the characters, and it felt a bit underwhelming. Granted, this is going off the anime's first season, so I don't actually know Kenny.
My favorite writing technique is In medias res. - I'm a writer, so I just picked a random aspect of it, and lied with it.