Officer, I am delivering this communist propaganda to the CIA so it can be lit on fire to avoid it turning anyone into a communist. This propaganda, PTRD Anti-tank Rifle, and uniform have nothing to due with my plan to carry out an attack on the country in the name of Soviet communism and I am not a communist. I am a god fearing right wing american who would never do anything in the name of communism. Go USA!
A loli, video camera, and a rope