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Merely Roleplay Helsinki. Provincial capital of the County of Finlandia. *TOP SECRET* Oktober 1914 *The field has become soggy and muddy because of the rain. But that doesn't seem to bother any of the onlookers. Instead, they are focused on the vehicle desperately trying to climb a steep and muddy hill. One of the Aides walks up to the Commander overseeing the testing of what is supposed to be a new weapon of war. He nods in acknowledgement to the aide holding a large Umbrella, before he opens his mouth.* Erik: Sir? *The Commander Turns* SC Katatsumuri: What is it? *The commander is given a report. A quick look at it confirms that it only concerns logistics* SC Katatsumuri: Thank you Erik... Now, do you remember the blueprint I asked you to deliver last month? Erik: Yes. It was supposed to detail some kind of French "wonder weapon" right? SC Katatsumuri: Both yes, and no. You see, when it became apparent that such a vehicle would not be practical, I decided to make a few "modifications" to the original design. The concept is brilliant, only that the blueprint we received might have been a diversion, or the Frenchman who wrote it did not have trench warfare in mind. It's simply too impractical. I then gave the blueprint to a hand-picked group, consisting of members from the Royal Academy of Science, and some trusted men from the Navy. I expect to see their version of an AFV in a month... Erik: ...AFV? SC Katatsumuri: Armored Fighting Vehicle. But I expect that there will be a new name for it among the soldiers... Erik: And what of this design? *This time the Aide holding the Umbrella answers the question* Female Aide: The Commander gave the design more Armour, strengthened it's internal and external parts to make a breakdown less likely, replaced the mortar with two machine-guns, and gave it a better and stronger engine. SC Katatsumuri: Thank you, Hannah... But despite my modifications, this weapon would be less useful on the western front. But against the more disorganized Russians, The weapon will be more efficient, and will serve as a stepping stone for more advanced AFVs that will probably arrive next month... Now- *Before he can continue speaking, another Aide runs up to him, gives him a report, and then leaves the place. The commander throws a quick look at the report, before his expression turns grim.* SC Katatsumuri: We have lost Spain to the French... Hannah, Convene the other commanders for an emergency meeting. Go! Hannah: Yes, Sir!! *Hannah starts running towards one of the cars* SC Katatsumuri: Erik, send this message on an encrypted channel to the other members of the Alliance. Now! Erik: Sir, yes, sir!! *Erik runs towards one of the other cars. The commander turns away, and keeps watching the test of the first generation of AFVs...*

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Vaasa, Temporary military headquarters in the Swedish County of Finlandia Temporary Command War-room September 1914 *An aide walks into the room, only to find the commander on-site leaning over a desk carrying a large amount of documents. Maps, reports, radio transcripts... Every kind of document concerning the war.* Aide: Sir? *The commander reacts to the voice, and looks up* SC Katatsumuri: What is it, Erik? *Artillery is heard in the distance, reminding everyone how close the war actually is* Erik: Most of the third army has been assembled, and preparations are ready for another attack. SC Katatsumuri: And what of the first and second army under commander Ohiowar? *Erik looks around the room with a concerned look* Erik: They are still assembling, but they should be ready to strike soon. What are your orders? SC Katatsumuri: ... Erik: Commander? SC Katatsumuri: Don't you find it peculiar? *Erik looks at the commander in confusion upon hearing this unexpected question. But before he can inquire further, a thunderous roar is heard as the building shakes.* SC Katatsumuri: Don't mind it. We're merely utilizing a very large piece of artillery we are testing for our German allies... Anyways, look at this photograph. *He shows the aide a colored photograph of a man stepping out of a horse-drawn carriage, and a blueprint of something resembling a metal box with treads.* Erik: What is this? And why is the photograph... in color? SC Katatsumuri: It's the result of Scientific progress. Marvelous, isn't it? Anyways, this man is supposedly the supreme leader of Russia. He arrived a few days before Russia attacked us. Don't you find it convenient that as soon as we start showing signs of becoming part of the Holy alliance, Russia attacks? He obviously has some connection with France, or maybe Serbia. But France seems more likely. Erik: That... That might be true. And the strange blueprint? SC Katatsumuri: Spies acquired this in Paris, and it supposedly details some kind of French "wonder-weapon". *Erik looks at the blueprint while raising an eyebrow.* Erik: Doesn't look very strong... SC Katatsumuri: But what if it is!? The French could be mass-producing these as we speak! Erik, take the blueprint and these instructions to Stockholm and see if we can build something similar. Speed is of the essence. Now GO! *Erik leaves the room, almost tripping when the artillery fires, once again causing the entire building to shake. Katatsumuri looks at it with a bemused look, before turning to his radio.* SC Katatsumuri: Tell the third army to begin their attack against the russian forces. Recapture lost territory, then begin to attack southward. We need to deny them access to the Baltic sea... Sweden attacks Russia with the intent of reclaiming lost territory and take the russian territories around the Baltic sea

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Stockholm, Capital of Sweden: A messenger runs into the Swedish Command center. He quickly hands a dispatch to one of the two Supreme Commanders, before leaving the room. Supreme commander Katatsumuri reads the dispatch, his expression turning grim. SC Katatsumuri: "It seems that the Russians have finally made their move, right into Norrland. Our border guards are in full retreat. It is however fortunate that they have decided to strike at this particular time, since our forces have finished mopping up the Norwegian resistance. Furthermore, this gives us an excellent opportunity to reclaim what is rightfully ours. Finland." *He turns dramatically towards the radio at the table. Then he picks up the microphone and the receiver.* SC Katatsumuri: "This is Supreme Commander Katatsumuri, directly from command. All Forces are to engage the Russian armies in Norrland, and push them out of our lands! And when we are done, we will reclaim Finland, which we lost 100 years ago!" *Switches radio Channel* SC Katatsumuri: This is Katatsumuri. Tell Ohiowar that it's time to destroy the russians." *Katatsumuri leans back in his comfy chair, and starts listening what happens at the front* Simply put it, Sweden attacks Russia, with the intent of Reclaiming lost land, and recapturing Finland.

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