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  1. Mr Poltroon

    "Josei is like Shoujo but for adults."

    Whether you find the previous comment stupid or not determines the kind of person you are.

    1. havoc

      havoc

      whether i find the previous statement stupid or not is irrelevant, all that matter is whether i believe it or not.

  2. Mr Poltroon

    I've now returned from my trip abroad, which has cleared my head and thoroughly enlightened me.
    This new enlightenment then allowed me to change my perspective on things.

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    Like how her hair is in no way normal, logical, or physically possible.

    1. havoc

      havoc

      anime 1, physics 0

    2. Fred the Barber

      Fred the Barber

      She slept on it funny, for a month straight.

  3. Mr Poltroon

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    The text emoticons may just be this VN's best feature.

    1. havoc

      havoc

      Yes, Yes you definitely would.

    2. Suzu Fanatic

      Suzu Fanatic

      Better than a can of paint. <_<

  4. Mr Poltroon

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    How convenient, the way time elapses in a Visual Novel.

  5. Mr Poltroon

    Happy Birthday to thee!

    1. Kenshin_sama

      Kenshin_sama

      Tally ho, old chap!

  6. Mr Poltroon

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    I think the boss told them to bolster the line count.

  7. Mr Poltroon

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    "What should I do...?" she asked.
    "I'll be going then," I replied.

    1. havoc

      havoc

      the only proper reply when someone asks you to live their life for them

  8. Mr Poltroon

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    The girlfriend of my dreams.

  9. Mr Poltroon

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    I see.

  10. Mr Poltroon

    Route unlocked.

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    1. Dergonu

      Dergonu

      Let the lewdness begin.

      How are you liking the game so far?

  11. Mr Poltroon

    Somebody has to ask the important questions:
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    1. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Makes as much sense is context.

  12. Mr Poltroon

    This thread has been surprisingly serious, and I wouldn't want to derail it, so I'll just make my hypothetical post here:

    Spoiler

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    1. Shikomizue

      Shikomizue

      I was wondering when someone would make that joke, yet, nobody did.

    2. Suzu Fanatic

      Suzu Fanatic

      I dunno, the constant squeeking whenever I press down would be distracting~

  13. Mr Poltroon

    I've been playing Mass Effect, and I felt it necessary to take note of the important things:
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    I guess its usage here just shikata ga nai.

  14. Mr Poltroon

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    2. Decay

      Decay

      "old man"

    3. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      He's probably in his 40s, that utter relic.

    4. Funyarinpa

      Funyarinpa

      reminds me of that one EP8 scene in Umineko. lol

  15. Mr Poltroon

    Yumina the Ethereal:

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    1. Dergonu

      Dergonu

      I have to ask, is one of the characters called "Hum", or...? What is the deal with the "hum" there? Is it someone saying ふむ? (If so, dear lord, that translation.)

      Also, I want one of those radars!!! :pyaa:

    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      That "Hum..." means "Hmm...". Which means it could have been a typo or just a weird spelling. I accidentally use "hum" rather often, too, because that's how it is in my native tongue.

    3. Dergonu

      Dergonu

      Aha, I see. That does make more sense than it being a weird translation of ふむ :sacchan:

  16. Mr Poltroon

    Nya~~

  17. Mr Poltroon

    Upon reading this, I had the strangest urge to come by and wish you a lovely day.
    How mysterious.

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      Dagnabbit! :( 

  18. Mr Poltroon

    By His royal decree you are to pay me an amount equal or superior to 666€ or whatever inferior equivalent currency your forsaken island uses.

    You can find His exact words quoted below:

    • Tiagofvarela
      By the way, I've been wondering, when you pay me for the damages that will ensue from all the wasted E-Mail space that's a consequence of all these notifications I'm getting; will it be from your personal money or Fuwa's funds?
       
    • Tay
      Rooke kindly volunteered to pay those damages.
       
    • Tiagofvarela
      I'll go bug him for it then.
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    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Thank you. The aid is much apperitiated.

    3. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      • Tiagofvarela Today 4:49 PM
        Rooke appears to be somewhat confused as for paying my E-Mail damages.
      • Tay Today 4:49 PM
        Just keep sending him a receipt
      • Tiagofvarela Today 4:49 PM
        Will do.
      • Tay Today 4:49 PM
        feel free to add interest
    4. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      But that’s the money I’m setting aside to upgrade my computer so I can finally immerse myself in the Witcher 3 for months on end without eating or sleeping. It’s gonna take a bit of an upgrade… and I should really remove the 5 ¼ floppy drive, people keep telling me nobody uses them anymore :(

      You should go see this person called ‘SolidBatman’ instead. Rumour has it he’s so overflowing with cash, he’s giving out nuggets of pure gold to random hobos. Also, tell Tay he’s a funny, funny man and terrible, terrible things happen to such people :P

  19. Mr Poltroon

    Fuwanovel's big change of the quarter. Here's hoping this is enough chaos and rioting to satisfy Tay's inner desires and actually get him to work on things.

    1. Tay

      Tay

      Nevah

    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Colour me surprised.

  20. Mr Poltroon

    Working again. Let's see how impactful this turns out to be.

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    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      I knew that from the start, of course, I'm not the one with any choice in the matter.

    3. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      New goal for Venicey-Tiag: to become one who has choice in the matter. And when you write this goal down, you should be smirking, and when you say this goal out loud you should say it in Darth Vader's voice :3

    4. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Indeed. I'm sure self confidence and arrogance will lead me far. A condescending nature certainly has given me many points on the internet.

  21. Mr Poltroon

    So I recorded myself singing some Portuguese Children's songs... Never again.

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    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Spoilers: You won't understand anything and it's still bad. Feel free to share it if you want.

    3. Tay

      Tay

      I actually kinda liked it! At one point it sounded like you were talking in Russian,even.

    4. Eclipsed

      Eclipsed

      6.5/10

  22. Mr Poltroon

    Ever17 - The game so well thought out they even have an excuse not to show the protagonist's face.

  23. Mr Poltroon

    In a particularly un-Tiaguesque mood.

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    2. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      I feel compelled to point something out. If this fellow's name is Tiago than it would be an un-Tiagoesque mood he is in. The fact that he's in an un-Tiaguesque mood is conclusive evidence (using Rooke's dodgy logic) that Tiag is the name of this member, not Tiago :3

    3. Tay

      Tay

      Did Rooke just drop the mic and walk off-stage?

      I think he did.

    4. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      You'll have to excuse me for thinking that Tiaguesque sounds better. There's no reason to bully me over it.

  24. Mr Poltroon

    "Was this a providence by God? If so, I'd hope that God would mind his own business."

  25. Mr Poltroon

    Prepare thyself, Tiago's Golden Age is yet to come.

    1. FinalChaos

      FinalChaos

      *Tiag's

    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      No, no, I assure you. I meant Tiago's.

    3. Eclipsed

      Eclipsed

      The Age of Varela

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