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because everyone knows

Later on, Jesus

I'm going to leave this up for a week and present the findings then. Thank you all for your responses; we have 71 so far. I'd love to have more though. If anyone has any specific ideas for analyses, I'd also love to hear those.

Got inked, saw tits!

You're the sweetest. Thank you for your contribution and your taste in fruit.

I'm just curious about the community's demographics, so if you would, I would appreciate it if you could fill this out: link I will, of course, be doing hardcore statistical analysis, should the amount of respondents be significant. Edit: results: Now the answers start to get a little fuzzy, since none of these questions are required. Remember, we're starting at 63 total people. The ARRAYFORMULA-INDEX-MATCH-MAX-COUNTIF,COUNTIF (read: mode) VN was Rewrite, however there were 32 unique responses (of 60 total responses). The average willingness to accept a shoddy translation was 2.4, but remember that's on a 1-5 scale, with 1 being the minimum. Only a single native english speaker put greater than 3 in the box, and that person was also second languaging in english, so.... As for everyone's favourite genre's, of course it's Moege followed by Nakige. "Other" consisted of stuff like a couple "Mystery", a few "Kamige", 2 "Chuunige" and a shitton of blanks, and the graphs "Other" takes those blanks into account. Oh. And can't forget Shitting Dick Nipples Thank you all for taking part in Fuwan Demographics!

Induce a heart attack in the girl, and lobotomize the doctor while he's performing medical aid.

Accidentally douse her in solvent. Depending on what anime grills are made of, she'll either dissolve or freeze.

Bind her in some contraption that only allows free movement of her dominant hand and is unable to be escaped from with that free hand, dope her in amphetamines and watch her pick herself to death.

to be trap-like

True, i won't believe it. The next person's mother flies monday-to-friday planes and sews socks that smell

Possibly true. To the next person: true or false: Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never persistent. It depends in part upon the myth-making imagination of humankind. The person who experiences greatness must have a feeling for the myth he is in. He must reflect what is projected upon him. And he must have a strong sense of the sardonic. This is what uncouples him from belief in his own pretensions. The sardonic is all that permits him to move within himself. Without this quality, even occasional greatness will destroy a man.

Granted but insurance leaves you in the dust. I wish this information is correct and just not updated and it's actually out for delivery like it describes in it's estimation and not on the other side of the country.

Granted but Sekai project picks it up and the only kickstarter tier is 7k I wish Sekai Project would pick up Supipara and we can watch the best drama of all time go down.

Something looks familiar

Granted but DEEN does it. I wish that UPS guy didn't print single sided. Literally 800 pages, + the two hundred or so he wasted by fucking up.

Granted but its a Voodoo card. I wish PSO2 would stop crashing every time I clear a matter board assignment.

Granted, but you don't have the key. I wish I could indulge in the NEET lyfe.

Granted but now you have a crippling addiction to lithium to sustain that nonfreakoutness. I wish it would get warmer and not be frigid like crazy ex girlfriends.

Granted, but you can't really wish for anything big. Absolute power and all that. Therefore your second wish is out. I wish for uh.... nothing.