Too bad for Chewy lol.
Coincidence, huh.
I once skipped the start of class to take a dump because my tummy hurt. I didn't have tissue, so I needed to use 1/2 crosswise. Yes, it hurt. Anyway, as I was walking back to class, I saw my classmate walking towards the comfort room, 1/2 crosswise in hand. Of course, we knew what was up. No man would walk in that direction with a 1/2 crosswise pad without that specific intention.
We call ourselves the crosswise brigade.