Nosebleed O/////O

[GetterEmperor]

Nosebleed almost scammed me into buying him some porn. 10/10. He's a cool guy. Keep it up.

[GetterEmperor]

Backstory or it didn't happen.

 

Seriously, though, I'd love to hear that story.

[Decay]

I will gift a copy of Crusader Kings 2 over Steam to the first person who writes a Nosebleed x Nosebleed slash fanfic of at least 500 words.

[Shikomizue]

Well Nosebleed is- wait, who're we talking about again? Oooooohh, so he was that red puddle in the corner looking at porn. Everything makes sense now.

[Tyrael]

Nosebleed's awesome

 

he has taught me a lot about yuri and uh... other things

[Wonderfullyevil]

Nosebleed's FuwAmazing!

 

I'm tempted to write that fic. Hmm

[Yoki]

He taught me about the awesomeness of mahou sensou.

Ah, and he helps me when I run out off new animes

[ohiowar]

Nosebleed is nosebleed, nosebleed/nosebleed

Zaka get it

[atorq]

Sometimes Nosebleed posts nice pictures in "/index.php?/topic/850-post-pics-you-like/" title="Post pics you like - started 22 March 2013 - 11:39 AM">Post pics you like", I like that.

Flutterz posts better pics though.

[maki~chan]

~Creator of the Love Live thread!

~Spammer of the Love Live thread!

~Raper of his keyboard!

~Person, watched too many animes and has good opinions about them!

~Great helper to find stuff out!

~A good anime recommender!

~A really good friend!

~Missing person on skype

~Really good at SIF, *cough* senpai *cough*

~Translator of NicoMaki doujins

 

Thank you for all of these NB we all love you and appreciate you

 

Oh and he is allergic to strawberries (?!?!!!!!)

 

 

Gosh cool guy is cool.

[Zakamutt]

The problem with writing a 500 word Nosebleed x Nosebleed fic is the "slash" part. Lesbians are required.

[Zodai]

I will gift a copy of Crusader Kings 2 over Steam to the first person who writes a Nosebleed x Nosebleed slash fanfic of at least 500 words.

 

Question.  What does the slash part imply?

 

Also, I already have Crusader Kings II.  Can I just get a bunch of money for the steam sale instead?  :3

[Decay]

"Slash fiction is a genre of fan fiction that focuses on interpersonal attraction and sexual relationships between fictional characters of the same sex."

 

And no, you cannot have any money.

 

C'mon, ShotaRain, are you boy enough to step up to the challenge and prove your love for Nosebleed or are you going to let some chumps step in and outdo you?

[Zakamutt]

Hmm, if slash doesn't actually imply males... someone else already wrote one though apparently, so rip in effort.

[Wonderfullyevil]

Welp, a Nosebleed x Nosebleed x Nosebleed x Nosebleed fanfic.

 

I am not responsible for any lost brain cells.

Nosebleed is going about her usual day on Fuwa. Here she is, checking all the threads and posts. Posting on every thread she could to praise Scott. She also makes sure to not unban Run and praise Scott. As a mod, she has to set an example for all the members. She never spams, all her posts giving insight to issues in the visual novel world and praising Scott. She never derails either. She simply re-orients topics to better directions like praising Scott. Indeed, everything she does here is to help make visual novels popular in the west. A great example of a mod.

 

Nosebleed is going about her usual day on Fuwa. Here she is, under a different name, “Tay”. Tay is an admin, so she is pretty much a one man army clearing up all the problems. She rarely posts due to his being busy with several things, such as writing blog posts, tracking VN translations,

brainstorming ideas on making Fuwa a better place. She is also busy as Barrack Obama, helping the US. She also supports the creation of the upcoming Visual Novel, “My Boyfriend is the President” that is expected to be a hit topping charts everywhere.  A wonderful and inspiring admin.

 

Nosebleed is going about her usual day on Fuwa. Here she is, under a different name, “solidbatman”. solidbatman is a member, but one of the most notable ones on Fuwa. To avoid confusion, Nosebleed is Tay, while Tay is batman and other people. She creates several friendly competitions to incite friendship among everyone while being generous enough to give numerous prizes. She also handles the FuwaReviews team. She is a good generator of salt, especially when given pancakes. Salt is always important for Fuwa. An admirable member.

 

Nosebleed is going through her day, as the translator of the wonderful Yuri VN, Lilium x Triangle. At a rate of about 200 lines a day, she delivers hope to those who await their kawaii yuri VN with a succubus filled to the brim with meaningful plot. A translator that brings others to shame.

 

Nosebleed is human too though. When she’s not doing any of these, she has a good healthy daily dose of H. While looking through sadpanda’s loli doujins, she did have a bit of a problem. She felt hot. Unbearably so. She groaned. She couldn’t hold it anymore. She hit her peak. A gush of sticky liquid spurted out. Nosebleed felt incredibly light-headed. This is natural though, after going through something so intense such as a nosebleed. But still, she needed to get rid of the stains, and the smell of iron permeating throughout the room.  She went out of her room to get the usual: a can of air freshener, and a box of kleenex. However, the moment she stepped outside of the room she felt strange. She shrugged it off due to the nosebleed. However, the moment she re-entered the room she felt estranged again. Who wouldn’t? In this situation. In this odd and bizarre situation of her seeing 3 Nosebleeds in front of herself! At that moment she realized that the strange feeling she got when she left her room was when coincidentally a scientific experiment was conducted at the very floor below the doorway which split her into 4 entities! Nosebleed, Tay,  solidbatman, and Translator!Nosebleed.

 

Nosebleed was rather moved by this event. After all, who wouldn’t want to have a person who completely understands you? And now, Nosebleed has 3. And so, Nosebleed gave herself to the 3, just as they did to each other. They were always one, so this isn’t weird at all. They felt hot. Unbearably so. They groaned. They couldn’t hold it anymore. Hitting their peaks, gushes of sticky liquid spurted out all while screaming, “I’m getting a Noooosebleeeeed!!!!!”

 

Exhausted, there was only one thing they had to say to each of them, “Nosebleed, you really are best gril.”

 

And then, they fainted.

I don't really want the game though.

[Decay]

Bless you.

[Deep Blue]

nosebleed made my nose bleed...he punched me

right in the kokoro

[Narcosis]

Nosebleed's posts break forums.

 

11/10

[rainsismyfav]

Nosebleed is a good student. He taught me how to act like a teacher.

[starlessn1ght]

I require a whore/Nosebleed fanfic! Nosebleed will be trap princess.

[TexasDice]

Nosebleed means erection in japanese. 

[Zakamutt]

^it's true though, if a male character has a nosebleed there is precisely a 100% chance of him having an erection.

 

Which means Nosebleed is hard every single waking moment.

[Nosebleed]

Which means Nosebleed is hard all the time.

Noooo, the secret has gone out!

 

Why is this thread still being bumped.

[starlessn1ght]

^it's true though, if a male character has a nosebleed there is precisely a 100% chance of him having an erection.

 

Which means Nosebleed is hard every single waking moment.

So that means whore was right all the way? Then, why is Nosebleed's name permitted?

[Zakamutt]

Nobody said erections were a bad thing, bruh.