The things you would do if you were a ghost (OuO)

[InvertMouse]

Hello XD! So I was watching this video just now:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7nFf-ld7Fk

 

Sure, a lot of them might be fake, and we have no idea what happens when we die, but still, it started to make me think what I would do if I were a ghost. To be honest, I would probably be a troll and scare people (>w<)! Basketball is my life, so maybe when you walk through a park alone at night, you will hear a ball bouncing even though there is nobody on the courts. That kind of thing. I would also catch flights for free and travel the world, but of course, this might not be how things work at all and I am just being silly.

 

But yeah, I wanted to see what kind of things you might want to do if you were a ghost? Thanks (>u<)!

 

*Becomes a ghost* *Continues to play VNs*

 

(TuT)

[BookwormOtaku]

I'd probably play video games for eternity (ghosts can interact with objects after all) seeing as I don't need to eat, sleep or use the bathroom I can play non-stop. In between I'd probably binge watch anime, TV shows and movies for a few months.

[Flutterz]

You know the thing where you tell people that if they pretend they're shaking a salt shaker on their tongue it'll taste salty? Ghost me will be the reason why

[Nosebleed]

Tfw this thread could get me in prison.

 

Of course I'm talking about stealing all the dakimuras and skipping ahead in line at comiket to get all muh doujins.

[BookwormOtaku]

I might try superheroing of sorts (since I'm doing it for my own amusement more than anything else) by making it that criminals/terrorists/crooked politicians get caught in very hilarious ways. Heck if possession works there's even more possibilities

[Shikomizue]

Come now, I think we all know what I'd do as a pervert ghost.

[sub-zer0]

I'd nuke the zerg a couple times just for lolz 

[Eclipsed]

Possess ArchMage Tay's body and destroy this site 

 

Eh,

 

I'll settle for possessing Okami's body and rampaging this site instead

[Rose]

༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°  ༽つ

[12kami]

peeping

[Deep Blue]

Tfw this thread could get me in prison.

 

DITTO

[mjriedstra]

If I were a ghost, and I knew I was a ghost, I would probably spend most of my time trying to prove to people that ghosts exist.

 

And probably fail hard, since if ghosts do exist, they're doing a lackluster job of convincing me, even though I've been checking. And I'm sure someone like me would be trying.

[Deep Blue]

If I were a ghost, and I knew I was a ghost, I would probably spend most of my time trying to prove to people that ghosts exist.

 

And probably fail hard, since if ghosts do exist, they're doing a lackluster job of convincing me, even though I've been checking. And I'm sure someone like me would be trying.

maybe the rule to be a ghost is that nobody can find out about it and if they do you stop being one (?)

[mjriedstra]

maybe the rule to be a ghost is that nobody can find out about it and if they do you stop being one (?)

 

So ghosts are basically the Fight Club of the afterlife?

 

What happens to the ones that get discovered?

 

<Ghost> Heheheh ... I'm so sneaky.

<Person> Dude, there's a ghost over there.

<Ghost> Oh sh—

<Person> ? Maybe not.

[Kaguya]

Rape every beautiful guy/girl I happened to meet with my ghostly tentacles. 

 

If I didn't have ghostly tentacles (aww, shucks) guess I'd just use my ghostly powers to play VNs in the houses I haunt. 

[solidbatman]

id flush the toilet randomyl

[Kosakyun]

Flip skirts all day.

Because fluttering skirts and frills are great.

[BookwormOtaku]

Rape every beautiful guy/girl I happened to meet with my ghostly tentacles. 

 

If I didn't have ghostly tentacles (aww, shucks) guess I'd just use my ghostly powers to play VNs in the houses I haunt. 

Well, if The Entity counts as a ghost...

[InvertMouse]

Thanks for the responses! Oh, some lewd possibilities in there I see (O//u//O)....

[mjriedstra]

Thanks for the responses! Oh, some lewd possibilities in there I see (O//u//O)....

 

You must be a supernaturally (supernatural ... get it? get it?) pure person if it took these responses to open you to the sugoku ecchi possibilities of ghost-hood.

[InvertMouse]

You must be a supernaturally (supernatural ... get it? get it?) pure person if it took these responses to open you to the sugoku ecchi possibilities of ghost-hood.

 

Haha XD~ I am as lewd as the next person but for some reason that switch never came on when I was writing the post .

[Narcosis]

There's a wide range of neat possibilities one could do in such case, considering you'd become a self-conscious, standard ghost.

• Tease women, peep on gals, flip their skirts, touch boobies or go full pervert mode.
• Visit places, you'd otherwise wouldn't be allowed to enter
• Check on your friends and family and see how are they doing.
• Haunt places for fun, scare people off.
• Posess people or animals to do good/bad deeds.
• Use your ghastly powers to help others, or avenge past grievances.
• Look for other ghosts and try to get in touch with them.
• Find a cute ghost girl, get together and live hapilly ever after for the rest of eternity (?)

The possibilities are nearly endless ￣ー￣

[Kawasumi]

I would drive various VN developers crazy with whispers about them localizing games so they can get translated.

[iamnoob]

Eternal free movies...... And gaming

[B0X0R]

I'd probably do ghost stuff.