Totodile Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 Step 1: Find a post that seems constructive. Shitposting on a shitpost doesn't gain as much salt since everyone is doing the same thing you are Step 2: Dig deep and find the most irrelevant, cancerous tumblr reddit brainchild of a sentence you can find. If you don't have the mindset for it or you're not familiar enough with the ways of cancerbending to do so please refer to one of your mentors such as @Flutterz or @VirginSmasher. Step 3: Repeat this as often as possible to establish yourself as a reputable shitposter. Step 4: Make sure your shitposting maintains consistent quality. Only have 1 or 2 good shitposts out of 500 makes you an irrelevant tryhard. Step 5: Be extra salty (Like @solidbatman). Step 6: Remember all tastes and opinions are shit in the shadow of your own. Insult someone's taste as often as possible Step 7: Post count is life. Step 8: Fuwachat is where you should spend most of your time to practice your shitposting and gain new techniques such as when to kek, lel, > and abusing the /me function. Step 9: Play F/GO or Kancercole and claim to love it for the waifus then proceed to talk about it excessively with other shitposters Step 10: Never be relevant and constructive. Now that you know how to be a shitposter go out there and use your talents to better society. Stay salty my friends. Fred the Barber, Funyarinpa, Arcadeotic and 1 other 4 Quote
VirginSmasher Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 I guess I have to go change my title now. Quote
Eclipsed Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 Wild Totodile appeared! Go, Chikorita! Wild Totodile used 10 basic steps on how to be an avid shit poster! No effect! Chikorita, use Razor Leaf! Critical Hit! Super effective! Wild Totodile fainted. Quote
VirginSmasher Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, Eclipsed said: Wild Totodile appeared! Go, Chikorita! Wild Totodile used 10 basic steps on how to be an avid shit poster! No effect! Chikorita, use Razor Leaf! Critical Hit! Super effective! Wild Totodile fainted. Talk about a shitpost. Quote
Valmore Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 I see nothing about God's greatest gift to music, one Thomas Earl Petty and his band of Heartbreakers. AaronIsCrunchy 1 Quote
Fred the Barber Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 Don't do me like that, Valmore. You have to at least explain such an obscure reference. Valmore 1 Quote
12kami Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 ok time to take 'chat-mod' title and protect chat. im gonna fried and grill you Quote
Arcadeotic Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 Also add incomprehensible English for added salt and frustration of your enemies Quote
atorq Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 This is shit, so shit I wont even take time to shit on it. Also, great signature, it's almost like I've made it myself. Quote
AaronIsCrunchy Posted May 28, 2016 Posted May 28, 2016 Also, remember to always shitpost outside of the Coliseum of Chatter, otherwise your dank salts get ignored on your wordcount, which is important. Quote
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