Badly describe a Visual Novel

[WinterfuryZX]

On 31/10/2016 at 8:51 PM, WinterfuryZX said:

A poor man is sucked into a conspiracy and found himself deadly cursed by an evil monk, on top of that, a self proclaimed samurai and his gang of 46 sucidal blockheads are planning to brutally slaughter him.

easy mode.

A girl shows you her bare heart (and her pancreas, too, isn't it nice?), your lovely mother eats your body parts (on your own suggestion, your arms are tasty, aren't they?), an angelic wife **** *** beloved ******* ***** ... ?????????? WTF

easy mode 2.

Edited November 3, 2016 by WinterfuryZX

[FamishedPants]

10 hours ago, littleshogun said:

Correct me if I'm wrong here.

Another easy guess here.

PS - Just click the links for my answer here.

You would be correct. Did the dinosaurs part make it too obvious? 

[littleshogun]

3 hours ago, FamishedPants said:

You would be correct. Did the dinosaurs part make it too obvious? 

I guess hit the book and great OST part (I agree that the OST was quite good ie great) make it quite obvious imo. Let me answer some riddle below.

@WinterfuryZX A poor man is sucked into a conspiracy and found himself deadly cursed by an evil monk, on top of that, a self proclaimed samurai and his gang of 46 sucidal blockheads are planning to brutally slaughter him (Very easy with 46 as the hint).

@Limerence_ Guy develops feelings (kinda) for machine. Helps machine fix other machines. Gets amazed by the machines (Quite short by the way).

PS - Just click...... you knew what I want to say here.

 

[WinterfuryZX]

45 minutes ago, Zenophilious said:

Teenage guy gets put in all-girls school, and is a boring clod.  Inexplicably, all the girls fall in love with him and pursue him aggressively even though he has all the personality of a wet sheet of paper.

Oh, wait, there's too many options for that one 

http://www.shmoop.com/decameron/day-3-story-1-summary.html

[kilicool64]

I heard a pretty hilarious description of Zero Time Dilemma that I could shamelessly steal for this, but not only is ZTD not a VN, but the description is a pretty big spoiler. Might as well leave it here anyway:

Spoiler

Old man with complex motives needs his parents to develop super sperm and super ova, then get laid.

Here are some non-spoiler descriptions for actual VNs:

#1: Guy is eager to buy a farm.

#2: A world without clothing irons.

#3: Not all internet users are male.

#4: When you hear "unclean", you think of antidotes.

#5: Seven VNs for the price of one.

#6: The VN equivalent of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

#7: Damnit.

#8: Arson caused by the Hello Kitty franchise.

#9: Puppies are the root of all evil.

Edited November 12, 2016 by kilicool64
I guess it makes more sense like this.

[WinterfuryZX]

34 minutes ago, kilicool64 said:

I heard a pretty hilarious description of Zero Time Dilemma that I could shamelessly steal for this, but not only is ZTD not a VN, but the description is a pretty big spoiler. Might as well leave it here anyway:

  Reveal hidden contents

Old man with complex motives needs his parents to develop super sperm and super ova, then get laid.

 

#3: Not all internet users are male.

chaos head?

[kilicool64]

1 minute ago, WinterfuryZX said:

chaos head?

Nope.

[WinterfuryZX]

2 minutes ago, kilicool64 said:

Nope.

gogo nippon

[kilicool64]

Just now, WinterfuryZX said:

gogo nippon

That's right.

[Dreamysyu]

1 hour ago, kilicool64 said:

I heard a pretty hilarious description of Zero Time Dilemma that I could shamelessly steal for this, but not only is ZTD not a VN, but the description is a pretty big spoiler. Might as well leave it here anyway:

  Reveal hidden contents

Old man with complex motives needs his parents to develop super sperm and super ova, then get laid.

Here are some non-spoiler descriptions for actual VNs:

#9: Puppies are the root of all evil.

Ever17?

[kilicool64]

Just now, Dreamysyu said:

Ever17?

Nope.

[littleshogun]

1 hour ago, kilicool64 said:

A world without clothing irons

Perhaps, looking back to Ever17 board back at Gamefaqs (I'd one of the regular lurker there by the way).

The rest, well except Go Go Nippon I don't know.

[kilicool64]

1 minute ago, littleshogun said:

Perhaps, looking back to Ever17 board back at Gamefaqs (I'd one of the regular lurker there by the way).

The rest, well except Go Go Nippon I don't know.

Yup.

[WinterfuryZX]

7 is myth?

[kilicool64]

1 minute ago, WinterfuryZX said:

7 is myth?

Nope. Does Myth's translation also misspell "dammit"?

[WinterfuryZX]

I actually didn't notice the n

Edited November 12, 2016 by WinterfuryZX

[kilicool64]

Just made a slight change to #5. In hindsight, it's really only seven VNs rather than eight.

[ChaosRaven]

3 hours ago, kilicool64 said:

#9: Puppies are the root of all evil.

Chusingura, there's no doubt! It drove me up the wall, I won't forget that so soon.

Edited November 12, 2016 by ChaosRaven

[kilicool64]

40 minutes ago, ChaosRaven said:

Chusingura, there's no doubt! It drove me up the wall, I won't forget that so soon.

Nope. It's probably not very likely that anyone will guess this VN. It never really got much attention.

[Shota_Victory]

4 hours ago, kilicool64 said:

#4: When you hear "unclean", you think of antidotes.

 

That would be Rewrite.

[kilicool64]

1 minute ago, Shota_Victory said:

That would be Rewrite.

Nope. It's not really a plot point. Rather, it's poking fun at a pretty unconvincing translation.

[ChaosRaven]

46 minutes ago, kilicool64 said:

Nope. It's probably not very likely that anyone will guess this VN. It never really got much attention.

Damn! 

It would have been such a fitting description for it...

[WinterfuryZX]

5 hours ago, kilicool64 said:

#8: Arson caused by the Hello Kitty franchise.

Root Double or Root Letter (there is an arson in both...)

[kilicool64]

9 minutes ago, WinterfuryZX said:

Root Double or Root Letter (there is an arson in both...)

Wow, I didn't really expect anyone to figure this out. It's Root Double:

http://www.mediafire.com/view/7i5o0j9585tnc0d/Hello+Kitty.png#

[littleshogun]

Okay, let me try another chance here but not for answering. Let's see how about:

'A prostitute in a crapsack world'

Have fun, and I knew it was very easy.

Edited November 13, 2016 by littleshogun